Just imagine if you saw this Conehead* biker from the planet Remulak in your side-view mirror on Thanksgiving!
TokyoFashionNews say they made the video above of the “Harley Santa Club” doing their annual “Xmas Toy Run” down Meiji Dori in Harajuku† on November 23, 2011 (Japanese Thanksgiving Day), but we know better. What they claim is the “Harley Santa Club” riders are really coneheaded Red Lectroids on their way to their expansionist war against Planet 10.


Impressive. But the Red Lectroids are no match for the Great Green Excrement Machine! ( ・ω・)
Surely this is not a Ku Krux Kurisumasu?
…No match for Buckaroo Bonzai!
The-rest-of-the-story…
Japan has many temples and often these undermanned places are the only open and green spots in the cities. These temples make tempting places to illegally park. Putting a “face” on these Don’t-Park-Here cones increases compliance. Also, traffic cones and barriers are placed in areas attract the ubiquitous drunk salaryman looking for places to pee—Who is going to pee on Buddha, even an orange conehead one?