2 thoughts on “Khristmas Kitty”

  1. Hey girls, I have a good idea for you….

    COVER YOURSELF IN TOMATO SAUCE AND HOP INTO A WOOD CHIPPER: Nothing says “dedication” like a thousand little bits of your special, sweet self flying out of a wood chipper. If you want to get technical, as all chicks do, this act will technically kill you. But at what price is romance? Splatter rhymes with flatter, I’ll remind you, and what cutie doesn’t like to be flattered? Splattered is the next best thing! Tomato sauce will obscure the blood and bone shards spraying from the chipper’s mouth.

    PS: Better yer yet, try covering yourself with Hollandaise sauce and jump into a Hay Bailer.

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