methinks the schools in Japan already subscribe to the madness…..they need more sanity now….
Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum The O. | March 2, 2009 | Issue 45•10
ARKHAM, MA–Arguing that students should return to the fundamentals taught in the Pnakotic Manuscripts and the Necronomicon in order to develop the skills they need to be driven to the very edge of sanity, Arkham school board member Charles West continued to advance his pro-madness agenda at the district's monthly meeting Tuesday.
West says the school inadequately prepares students for the black seas of infinity.
“Fools!” said West, his clenched fist striking the lectern before him. “We must prepare today's youth for a world whose terrors are etched upon ancient clay tablets recounting the fever-dreams of the other gods—not fill their heads with such trivia as math and English. Our graduates need to know about those who lie beneath the earth, waiting until the stars align so they can return to their rightful place as our masters and wage war against the Elder Things and the shoggoths!”
The controversial school board member reportedly interrupted a heated discussion about adding fresh fruit to school lunches in order to bring his motion to the table. M0ar!
How Exactly Could a Squid ‘Inseminate’ Your Mouth? IO9.COM
The internet was shocked and astonished a couple weeks ago, when we all learned that a woman ate some parboiled squid — which managed to inseminate her mouth, because its spermataphores were still functioning. How could this happen? Danna Staaf from Squid a Day, who first brought this cringe-making phenomenon to light, explains the science of squid sperm… and human mouths. m0Ar!~