Steve Seagal teaches the world
On network television’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” listen to 7th degree black belt Aikido master, Steven Seagal, once again take credit for teaching the MMA champions Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida the basic front kick—The Crane Kick made famous by Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid back in 1984, ha, ha.
Steven Seagal Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live—March 26, 2012
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March 29th, 2012 at 10:10 am
Notice how Master Lardbutt never gets off the couch to teach the world that front kick.
March 29th, 2012 at 12:42 pm
He dressed all in black because he’s a totally bloated whale!
April 13th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
The Grammatical Analysis Of Steven Seagal Movie Titles The World Didn’t Know It Needed
uproxx.com | 04.12.12
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May 9th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Listen to the Master!
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:43 am
Quote of the Day:
“Steven Seagal is fat and expendable.” — Van Damme (speaking of a role for Seagal in the upcoming Expendables 3)
via manilovefilms.com | 2012/08/20: Steven Seagal Apathetic Toward Jean Clude Van Damme
August 28th, 2012 at 11:00 pm
Shia Labeouf Says Steven Seagal Was an Inspiration
Reelzchannel.com via IMdB.com | 2012-27-27
When most people think of Transformers actor Shia Labeouf they probably don’t think of legendary action-star Steven Seagal but when Labeouf was a kid, it was Seagal who the burgeoning actor wanted to be.
In an interview … Labeouf… talked about his movie idol:
“I would watch Steven Seagal movies and go into my room and try to beat my little teddy bear up, thinking I was him. And I would pull my curls back into a Seagal ponytail—which looked ridiculous, but I tried”...more...
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