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3/29/2012

Steve Seagal teaches the world

On network television’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” listen to 7th degree black belt Aikido master, Steven Seagal, once again take credit for teaching the MMA champions Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida the basic front kick—The Crane Kick made famous by Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid back in 1984, ha, ha.

Steven Seagal Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live—March 26, 2012



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7 Responses to “Steve Seagal teaches the world”

  1. MARKed TRAIL Says:

    Notice how Master Lardbutt never gets off the couch to teach the world that front kick.

  2. someothergaijin Says:

    He dressed all in black because he’s a totally bloated whale!

  3. Taro Says:

    The Grammatical Analysis Of Steven Seagal Movie Titles The World Didn’t Know It Needed
    uproxx.com | 04.12.12

    Embiggen for all the fun details on the original website.
    Pop-Chart-Lab_Seagal-Analysis

  4. Taro Says:

    Listen to the Master!

    Untitled

  5. Taro Says:

    Quote of the Day:
    “Steven Seagal is fat and expendable.” — Van Damme (speaking of a role for Seagal in the upcoming Expendables 3)
    via manilovefilms.com | 2012/08/20: Steven Seagal Apathetic Toward Jean Clude Van Damme

  6. Mr. T Says:

    Shia Labeouf Says Steven Seagal Was an Inspiration
    Reelzchannel.com via IMdB.com | 2012-27-27
    When most people think of Transformers actor Shia Labeouf they probably don’t think of legendary action-star Steven Seagal but when Labeouf was a kid, it was Seagal who the burgeoning actor wanted to be.
    In an interview … Labeouf… talked about his movie idol:
    “I would watch Steven Seagal movies and go into my room and try to beat my little teddy bear up, thinking I was him. And I would pull my curls back into a Seagal ponytail—which looked ridiculous, but I tried”...more...
    labeouf-vs-seagal
    ..

  7. VICE magazine quoted Says:

    STEVEN SEAGAL IS THE LAMEST GUY EVER
    VICE.com Spring 2013
    This VICE magazine report by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete lists and explains in amusing detail the following faux-pas of Seagal:
    _________________

  8. He makes wacko “poonani” music.
  9. He’s a compulsive liar
  10. He poops on himself in public.
  11. He runs like Phoebe from Friends
  12. He killed a couple of puppies and 112 chickens on his reality show.
  13. He’s said to have employed sex slaves.
  14. He takes himself serious.
  15. He has his own brand of a super-crappy energy drink.
  16. His freaky-fake hair is a joke.
  17. He has a bulletproof kimono.
  18. _________________
    Read more at VICE magazine

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