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4/15/2012

Japan Tobacco’s Mild…Impact…

As I walk by tiny tobacconist shop at my train station everyday, I marvel at this “Mild Seven–Impact Menthol” poster.
Sometimes you gotta wonder what JT—the quazi-governmental Japan Tobacco Inc.—is smoking?

impact one poster jt

Finally just yesterday, I realized what the smorking poster reminded me of…

separated at birth

To quote Japan Tobacco’s breathless advertising copy, Mild Seven Impact Menthol has a, “strong and clear menthol sensation combined with impactful* smoking experience” that “expresses the product's dynamism and strong, clear menthol sensation.” Yeah, ri-i-ight.



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6 Responses to “Japan Tobacco’s Mild…Impact…”

  1. Taro Says:

    Other Japan Tobacco fun on the 3Yen includes:
    . . . Tokyo’s tobacco police patrol the streets for smokers (3Yen / 2010/10/20)
    . . . Fem faux choco-smokes (3Yen / 2010/10/13 )
    . . . PSA from JT about farting while smoking
    . . . . . . (3Yen / 2010-01-16)..
    pass-gas jt smoking clean poster..

  2. MARKed TRAIL Says:

    Eew, that stuff looks nasty toxic!
    Eew, that stuff looks nasty toxic!
    Taro, please insert photo.

  3. anothergaijin Says:

    So the rumors are true and Godzilla is, in fact, a Gaijin named GODJIN!

  4. Nobody Says:

    At least there is some good news…

    The number of cigarettes sold in Japan in fiscal 2011 dropped 6 percent from the previous year to 197.5 billion, dropping below 200 billion for the first time since statistics were first kept in 1990
    The Daily Yomiuri — Apr. 16, 2012

  5. Taro Says:

    The Obligatory …

    Godzilla-free Tokyo

  6. WTF Pet Level Japanese Says:

    EXOTIC PET STORE OWNER KILLED BY 21-FOOT LONG PYTHON IN USHIKU JAPAN!

    “”We believe there is a high likelihood of an accident.” said a Keystone Japanese police spokesman. Yup the “pet python” accidentally had dinner with the 66-year-old man.

    Riiight…!!!

    Bad news yes, but puhlease Luiz a TWENTY ONE (21) FOOT LONG PYTHON IS NOT A FREAKING PET!!!

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