‘ Racist’ alien in Japan (book)
Today my online buddy, “Loco in Yokohama” aka Baye McNeil is running a special on the Kindle edition of his book about the trails-and-tribuations of being an alien/gaijin in Japan.
Enjoy our “pain.”
UPDATE (July 1, 2012): The Kindle electronic edition now is only $4.95.
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June 19th, 2012 at 6:53 am
@taro3yen thanks for the shout yo!
June 19th, 2012 at 7:26 am
She scratched the wet tittle with her lunule, absentmindedly watching the crepuscular rays creep out of the morning rain clouds through the muntin, mouthing mondegreen with some radio tune stuck in her head. The sweet petrichor wafted to her desk from the asphalt. Musing what to write in her improving life skeuomorph next she played with the ferrule on her purlicue. She reminisced about this morning — seeing that jiggling gynecomatia shirtless made her wamble and crinkle her philtrum. Yech, she thought as she brushed the feat out of face, and the rectal tenesmus out of her mind. Perhaps he is depressed and his dysania prevents him even touching his aglets. Maybe he was held down by the armscyes and his knees knocked out with a peen. No that can’t be right, she shook her head and closed her eyes until the phosphenes appeared and the paresthesia in her right leg disappated. Holding her arms akimbo, she decides that journal time is over and it’s time to go get her special shoes. Her Morton’s toe makes it impossible to get an accurate reading on a brannock device. Now she’s late, and she must cut a desire path before her apologies for being late become semantic satiation.
—restofthestory
June 19th, 2012 at 11:02 am
“SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I don’t appreciate any racial slurs. I think them dumb Pollocks have been ridiculed enough!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7JcKKej0DI
July 14th, 2012 at 6:52 pm
I just finished reading Loco’s book and I found this conversation so typical of mine here in Tokyo.
(Please insert my Kindle screenshot.)