‘High’ fashion in Tokyo’s Skytree town
Besides the oddly IUD looking SMART ZOFF eyeglasses I previously posted today (see right), I noticed that the Zoff company also sells these high—as in tallest, not tripping—Tokyo-Skytreetown© sunglasses in celebration of the May 22 opening of the Tokyo Skytree, the world’s tallest freestanding tower (3Yen / 2011-01-08).
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June 26th, 2012 at 5:03 pm
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Sincerely yours,
Internship hopeful
June 26th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
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