6/28/2012

Best Korea: EVERYTHING SUNNY ALL THE TIME…

↓ As Johnny Mountain* says:
NORTH KOREA EVERYTHING SUNNY ALL THE TIME ALWAYS GOOD TIME BEACH PARTY!*

Korean Peninsula Faces Worst Drought in a Century
VOA News | June 26, 2012
Large parts of the Korean peninsula are battling the worst regional water shortages in more than a century, with reports of North Korean soldiers hand-carrying water to irrigate parched farmland…
….In the face of ongoing shortages, Pyongyang staged a controversial rocket launch earlier this year, in defiance of a United Nations prohibitions and drawing widespread international condemnation. In response, the United States canceled a deal under which Washington was to have provided 240,000 metric tons of emergency food supplies to the North…
More…

AP photo captioned: Dead fish on the cracked bed of a reserv0ir after m0nths of severe drought, Se0ul, South Korea, June 25, 2012.

Hmmm.
Can Japan expect a Taepodong rain as the “Best” Korean peninsula faces its worst drought in a century?

More on the 3Yen’s direct encounter with a Taepodong rain of missiles at:
Kim launches his big Taepodong (3Yen / 2009-02-03).

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15 Responses to “Best Korea: EVERYTHING SUNNY ALL THE TIME…”

1. Taro 3Yen Says:
   June 28th, 2012 at 4:08 pm

   *Reference for Johnny Mountain’s North Korean weather report…
   
   

   See the original “Best Korea” Internet meme here on Google Image Search…

   ..

2. George A. Says:
   June 28th, 2012 at 4:56 pm

   Oh this is just f*&king great. It is almost July 4th, which is North Korea’s favorite day for launching their missiles at the US bases in Japan, AND the North Koreans are starving again, which means they feel neglected and want to gain some attention.

3. Luxury Bus Driver Says:
   June 29th, 2012 at 6:40 am

   “You must visit us
   We have luxury bus
   Many new sites to see
   No more scary times.
   Now just for recreation
   You very safe
   Four star everything
   Must come now
   Just for recreation.”

   
   
   http://youtu.be/Iuz0TLOKnXE?

4. GdC (via) Says:
   June 29th, 2012 at 10:26 am

   With the number of people who will die again because of this crap…

   I dun’t find this funnay…

   at all…

5. SDH (via) Says:
   June 29th, 2012 at 10:29 am

   I dun’t find this funnay…
   at all…

   One of the saddest aspects of all this is that North Korea doesn’t have oil…would have ended the starvation decades ago.

6. Song Lee Says:
   July 1st, 2012 at 6:16 am

   In the year 2002, the glorious students of the Supreme Leader outscored the evil renegade Japan dunces on the TOEFL test.

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elementary_schools_in_Japan

   This makes Japan the worst Asian country in speaking, reading and writing Engrish.

7. el Cheapo Says:
   July 10th, 2012 at 4:39 am

   Did you see the washingtonpost.com yesterday that Kim Jong-un—who had learn from his brother the hard way*—that going to Tokyo Disneyland isn’t happening, so the Glorious Supreme Leader decided to kidnap all the characters instead?

   It’s a small world after all: Disney characters take North Korean stage in show for Kim
   washingtonpost.com | Associated Press, July 9 PYONGYANG, North Kore — In this image from North Korea’s KRT video footage, North Korea’s new Moranbong band and performers dressed as America’s cartoon characters perform in Pyongyang, North Korea, Friday, July 6, 2012. Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh took the stage for new leader Kim Jong Un, in an unusual performance featuring Disney characters in North Korea.
   Performers dressed as Minnie Mouse, Tigger and others danced and pranced as footage from “Snow White,” ‘’Dumbo,” ‘’Beauty and the Beast” and other Disney movies played on a massive backdrop, according to still photos shown on state TV.
   The inclusion of characters popular in the West—particularly from the United States, North Korea’s wartime enemy—is a notable change in direction for performances in Pyongyang…
   …Kim himself established the group that performed, and the changes may be a sign that he is seeking to carve out a different image from his father and predecessor, Kim Jong Il, by easing restrictions on Western culture, said Koh Yu-hwan, a North Korean studies professor based in Seoul, South Korea…
   …This appears to be the first time Disney characters have been included in a major performance in Pyongyang, though Winnie and Mickey have been popular among children for several years. Backpacks, pencil cases and pajamas imported from China often feature Disney characters, and stories such as “Dumbo” have been translated into Korean for North Korean schoolchildren. However, it is unusual to make such images a central part of a North Korean performance and publicize them on state TV.< Zenia Mucha, chief spokesperson for The Walt Disney Co., said the use of Disney characters in the North Korean performance was not authorized by the U.S. entertainment company
   [Continues].

8. Taro 3Yen Says:
   July 10th, 2012 at 11:55 am

   Here’s the video of the cheeky Commie characters.

9. I buy all my facebook friends Says:
   July 13th, 2012 at 11:48 pm

   Hmm it appears like your blog ate my first comment (it was super long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I wrote and say that anyone who dares to insult the dignity of North Korea will not be tolerated under the heavens!

10. Princess Tutu Says:
    July 16th, 2012 at 6:53 am

    Hi! My name is Princess Tutu and I have enjoyed reading your Japan website.
    Once upon a time, I had a magic pendant but I lost it. Can you just try and come to look for it?

    

11. Taro 3Yen Says:
    July 16th, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    I looove your style Princess Tutu. ;-)

    

12. FunnyPorker Says:
    July 17th, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    LOL This Kim Jung-un post is pretty funny. Loooove it!

13. Taro Says:
    August 9th, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    
    Naughty Korea hits back at medal tally taunts
    NINEMSN.com.au | Aug. 8, 2012
    North Korea’s state news agency has accused Australian commuter newspaper mX of “bullying” after the country was dubbed “Naughty Korea” in a recent Olympic medal tally.
    While North Korea was given the “naughty” title, its democratic neighbour of South Korea was referred to as “Nice Korea” in the medal tally… the Korean Central News Agency labeled the newspaper’s actions as “foolish” and “degrading” …more…
    

14. Megalophallus Derpus Says:
    February 24th, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    Herro, I am a ordinary American pig dog. I to am to be raughing at mighty North Korea. I am perhaps totarry unawares of mighty fighting army of DPRK. And how their mighty reader Kim Jong Un, who I totarry have no knowredge of is most strong and has the biggest penis in the worrd and is a most handsome and cunning and can totarry preform the sex and is certainry not a gay homosexuar unrike what certain individuar says. I do not know that DPRK has rowist rates of obesity in worrd, and is number one country in entire earth. Well, nice making conversation with fellow imperiarist, now I go to make sex with fat wife whire eating cheeseburger and riding on scooter cart in war-mart.

15. Joe Zoo Says:
    March 17th, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    BEST KOREA EVEN HAS BEST BROTHELS!!! w00t! w00t! (*^_^*)

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