6/29/2012

Stargate suddenly opens in Kyoto Japan!

Japan has been working feverishly years on its on Stargate and now there is success!

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Artist & Chinowa (茅の輪) at Imamiya-jinja (今宮神社). People pass through the large ring… —Kyoto Daily Photo

Previous 3Yen reports on of the Japanese Stargate program include:
• Japanese Stargate mysteriously appears (3Yen | 2005-03-18)
• Stargate Mt Fuji (3Yen | 2008-07-02)
• Schoolgirl contemplates the Stargate (3Yen | 2009-06-20)
• Japan’s Stargate survives the Earth’s Pole Shift! (3Yen | 2011-04-08)

Posted by Taro in Arts/Culture, Faux news flash | 11 Comments »

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11 Responses to “Stargate suddenly opens in Kyoto Japan!”

1. Daniel J. Says:
   June 29th, 2012 at 3:23 pm

   Onak sha kree, shel Goa’uld?

   (What god do you worship?)

2. Taro Says:
   June 29th, 2012 at 3:26 pm

   Ya duru arik kek onac.
   (I honor he who would kill his gods.)

3. hevnurth Says:
   June 30th, 2012 at 1:16 am

   I remember at Nikko, walking through with my girl while her father watched. As we continued he made no reaction but quietly said ‘no good, you must walk through 3 times’-hmmm, I don’t think he held much faith in me..then went back to Fukushima, about a month before some of the family died in tsunami T_T

4. Taro 3Yen Says:
   June 30th, 2012 at 6:54 am

   hevnurth wrote:
   …quietly [he] said ‘no good, you must walk through 3 times’-hmmm, I don’t think he held much faith in me..then went back to Fukushima, about a month ..

   Whoa, now that’s a strange story.
   (Nothing much interesting happens to me when I am at shrines here in Japan.)

5. Song Lee Says:
   June 30th, 2012 at 9:48 am

   Today I learned that the main industries of North Korea are human flesh processing and starcraft.

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_North_Korea

6. how much? Says:
   July 15th, 2012 at 10:40 am

   Somethin’ really special in this website—Flies dance operas to your wisdom.

7. Pepé Le Pew Says:
   July 22nd, 2012 at 12:07 pm

   Cette black mature très coquine aime les bonne grosse bite bien dure, elle aime les sucer , les avaler jusqu’aux couille afin de bien exciter son mec et le faire bander encore plus dur. Mate comme cette salope sait donner du plaisir en avalant la grosse queue de son mec qui n’a qu’une envie c’est lui remplir la bouche de son sperme bien tiède. ..

8. Taro Says:
   July 22nd, 2012 at 12:19 pm

   Pepé Le Pew wrote (Google Translate):
   Cette black mature très coquine aime les bonne grosse…This nasty black mature lady loves big fat hard …

   Damn. That Stargate let in some nasty aliens!

9. Den4 (via email) Says:
   July 31st, 2012 at 1:55 pm

   
   
   Kutula?! Looks more like a gateway…

10. Taro 3Yen Says:
    February 9th, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    To go with the Stargate, here’s Kyoto’s new welcome sign!

    
    “Welcome to Kyoto” (from Futurama — Season 5, Episode 1)

11. Taro 3Yen Says:
    April 27th, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    
    Embiggen…
    Tuber Stargate in Garner State Park, near San Antonio, Bexar County, Texas — July 1972 by The U.S. National Archives

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