EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH ROGUE PLANET NIBIRU TODAY!!
UPDATE: Sorry folks. You’ll now have to wait till December 21, 2012, the Mayan End of Time.
As everyone knows1, 2, last year’s Great East Japan Earthquake of March 11th was caused by the earth’s moon being knocked lose by the wandering rogue planet Nibiru, which in turn made gravitational/tidal upheavals in the tectonic plates of the Pacific. Well, today Nibiru is going to finish us off in one great Nibiruan Cataclysm (Wikipedia), hee, hee.
EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH NIBIRU ON JULY 21, 2012!
2012/07/17 | WWNews – NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
The Nibiru collision with Earth in 2012 has been predicted for a long time, but astrophysicists, cosmologists and astronomers around the world have now come to a consensus that Earth will indeed collide with the planet, which lies just outside Pluto.
Nibiru, in Babylonian Astronomy translates to “Planet of Crossing” or “Point of Transition”...more...
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July 21st, 2012 at 1:02 am
My last report via our rapidly disintegrating Æther…
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July 21st, 2012 at 2:25 am
FLEE FROM BABYLON!! It will be struck!! These evil men are using the powers of the Moon by night and the Sun by day to strike, destroy and control us. WE ARE ALL SLAVES AND PRISONERS TO THE DEVIL. GOD AND MAN ARE PRISONERS!! They use the Sun, and the moon, and now I am learning how to take the power from them and reverse their attacks on themselves!!
July 21st, 2012 at 6:38 am
‘ll spend the day with a towel wrapped around my head and wearing a 防災 helmet then.
July 25th, 2012 at 1:40 pm
gr3at…just gr3at…this moves me with the eloquence of a disintegrating fuselage.
July 27th, 2012 at 3:49 pm
It’s really a kool and helpful piece of info about the coming End of the World. I’m glad that you just shared this horrific warning with us. Please stay us up to date, ok?
July 28th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Did you notice that the WWNews pulled a fast one by changing the date* (and cause†)?
July 29th, 2012 at 4:49 am
Hi, I just wanted to say, you’re wrong about The End, and your shitty article doesn’t make any sense.
July 29th, 2012 at 9:43 am
The End of the World has already happen and it’s name is Obama.
That Obama is far and away the gravest threat this great land of Libertytm has faced. Obama is the most unqualified, bumbling mess this country was duped into electing. He can’t run a convenience store, let alone our country. His Machiavellian wiles are the sword of Damocles hanging over our families. He must be stopped.
Obama is the most unqualified, bumbling mess this country was duped into electing. He can’t run a convenience store, let alone our country.
August 17th, 2012 at 3:14 am
Shit, I missed it. Did it happen when the floods, with the squirrels? What about the birds? They seem crazy.