Mika’s mammary mishap

mika kano sisters
Here on the 3Yen we all love reporting on the two enormous “talents” … the Kano Sisters.     →

Now, JapanToday is reporting that Mika Kano, the younger of the so-called sisters, has been seen wearing a neck brace at PR events because a whiplash injury she sustained from her enormous talents when she got it hard in the rear on the 31st of July . *

miki kano neckbrace
*That is, her car got it in the rear in a traffic accident on July 31, and bruises were still visible on her arms and face from silicone whiplash, ha, ha.

Read more about Miki’s mammary mishap at JapanToday (Aug. 7, 2012): Mika Kano appears at book launch in neck brace

Also refer to the fun report on the 3Yen (2006-05-10): Japan’s ‘Silicone Valley’ — the Kano Sisters

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japanese tip of the hat
 
 
← A Japanese tip-of-the-hat to the 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large, Den4, for spotting Miki’s tragic injury.

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2 thoughts on “Mika’s mammary mishap”

  1. Nah, she just sprained her neck because her weight is so unbalanced—She probably can get whiplash just getting out of bed.

  2. This photo of the Kono Sisters me feel sick and possibly vomit. That is because the celiac plexus provides the autonomic nervous supply to the testis as well as to the liver, pancreas, duodenum, gallbladder, and colon. Therefore, testicular pain may result in gastrointestinal symptoms, such as abdominal pain, nausea, and vomiting, through reflex stimulation of the celiac ganglion.” In other words, some pain impulses race up to your brain to inform you that you’ve absorbed a jolt to the vitals, while others branch off to the gut and make you feel sick and possibly vomit.

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