9/15/2012

Multi-tool for Japanese ricers

Making maki , Japanese rice rolls, is easy especially with the right tools that we reported on yesterday—The Smart Han in hand (3Yen / 2012-09-15). One of our readers, Coligny, astutely pointed out that the “Smart Han” (L) device has, “got nothing on the Fleshlight*.”

However, the pure product of Japan tech, the “Tenga EGG” is superior for Japanese balls … rice balls and others.

As perfect multi-use tool for Japanese ricers, the various types of Tenga shown below are already setup to press out Japanese balls, large and small.

Using the Tenga EGG — twister orange
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Also check out the previous Tenga post here on the 3Yen (2010-07-17): Danny Choo waxes his dolphin

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5 Responses to “Multi-tool for Japanese ricers”

1. Taro Tentacle Says:
   September 15th, 2012 at 11:07 pm

   These Tenga are cool tools too for ricers.

   Tenga Twister.
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2. someothergaijin Says:
   September 16th, 2012 at 12:09 am

   There should be a move for Tenga vending machines. Let’s everything Tenga teach high school kids onani with onaho. This keeps the samurai spirit glorious and unsoiled by depraved human scum.

3. Coligny Says:
   September 16th, 2012 at 6:42 pm

   Tenga EGG
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   What on earth is this crap ? an animated gif circa 1935 ?

   Let me guess… yer great-grand’pa was also into photoshopping daguerreotypes and you caught the fever from him ?

4. Taro Says:
   September 16th, 2012 at 6:53 pm

   Coligny wrote:
   

   
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   What on earth is this crap ? an animated gif circa 1935 ?

   Sorry, bandwidth restrictions…The original was 1.4MB in size.
   (Don’t worry, I took it off the top page so you won’t be traumatized.)

5. Forever Along Guy (F.A.G.) Says:
   September 18th, 2012 at 1:21 pm

   Nowadays Japan is like a huge friendzone with tons o neckbeards and bearded clams.

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