Multi-tool for Japanese ricers

maki rice roll marker smart-han takara-tomy
Making maki , Japanese rice rolls, is easy especially with the right tools that we reported on yesterday—The Smart Han in hand (3Yen / 2012-09-15). One of our readers, Coligny, astutely pointed out that the “Smart Han” (L) device has, “got nothing on the Fleshlight*.”

However, the pure product of Japan tech, the “Tenga EGG” is superior for Japanese balls … rice balls and others.

As perfect multi-use tool for Japanese ricers, the various types of Tenga shown below are already setup to press out Japanese balls, large and small.

tenga maki-coffin  making rice roll device

Using the Tenga EGG — twister orange
tenga ona-cup-instructions ..


Also check out the previous Tenga post here on the 3Yen (2010-07-17): Danny Choo waxes his dolphin

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7 thoughts on “Multi-tool for Japanese ricers”

  1. There should be a move for Tenga vending machines. Let’s everything Tenga teach high school kids onani with onaho. This keeps the samurai spirit glorious and unsoiled by depraved human scum.

  2. Tenga EGG
    tenga eggtenga-fitting..

    What on earth is this crap ? an animated gif circa 1935 ?

    Let me guess… yer great-grand’pa was also into photoshopping daguerreotypes and you caught the fever from him ?

  3. Coligny wrote:

    tenga-fitting
    ..

    What on earth is this crap ? an animated gif circa 1935 ?

    Sorry, bandwidth restrictions…The original was 1.4MB in size.
    (Don’t worry, I took it off the top page so you won’t be traumatized.)

  4. Nowadays Japan is like a huge friendzone with tons o neckbeards and bearded clams.

  5. Forever Along Guy (F.A.G.) wrote:
    … Japan is like a huge friendzone with tons o neckbeards and bearded clams.

    “Friendzone”? Do you mean…?

    friendzone[+]

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