11/11/2012

Threat level up: Radioactive Japanese BEARS!!!

Glow-in-the-dark, asiatic black bears (R) roaming the dead zone around the Fukushima nuclear meltdown is like a mash-up of The Colbert Report’s campaign against those “Godless Killing Machines” pillaging our peaceful planet.
Japan’s Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare now reports that this Ursine Evil has SEVEN times the Japanese limit: 100 becquerels of radiation per kilogram (100 Bq/Kg*).

760 Bq/Kg of cesium from Asian black bear in west coast of Japan
Fukushima Diary | November 9, 2012
According to the report of Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare, 760 Bq/Kg of cesium was measured from Asian black bear in Niigata prefecture…
  Sample : Meat of Asian black bear
  Sampling date : 10/24/2012
     Cs-134 : 280 Bq/Kg
     Cs-137 : 480 Bq/Kg
  Location : Tokamachi city Niigata
More…

Read about it for yourself in the report of Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare on page 28 (PDF in Japanese)…
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Earlier warnings of the threat of Japanese bears on the 3Yen include:
   • Care-giving Robot Bears! (3Yen / 2011-08-03)
   • Garbage bears plague downtown Tokyo! 3Yen / 2010-11-25
   • Collected boxes ‘with children’ for hungry bears
↙(3Yen / 2011-01-16)
 
 
 
 

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7 Responses to “Threat level up: Radioactive Japanese BEARS!!!”

1. MARKed TRAIL via email Says:
   November 11th, 2012 at 12:04 pm

   WOT!? Is there now radioactive Fukushima bears?

   What will Godzilla think about having his job usurped?

   

2. Taro Says:
   November 11th, 2012 at 12:10 pm

   BEARS!

3. MARKed TRAIL Says:
   November 11th, 2012 at 12:24 pm

   Ok, but here’s the real danger…

   
   Please insert my photo, ok?

4. Japanese High School Girl vs Bears NSFW Says:
   November 11th, 2012 at 4:37 pm

   Japanese High School Girl vs Bears NSFW

5. Taro Says:
   November 13th, 2012 at 12:46 am

   MARKed TRAIL wrote:
   …here’s the real danger. [Pedobear picture]

   Nah, it’s this bear that is the too real danger in Japan.

   

6. Taro Says:
   November 14th, 2012 at 1:07 pm

   I couldn’t pass up posting one the many photos taken by a lucky Japanese tourist.

   Bears come to blows over stolen lunch
   The Sun | 13th November 2012
   … Photographer Shogo Asao spotted the bout as he walked in Katmai National Park, Alaska.
   Mr Asao, 60, from Tokyo, Japan, said: “Suddenly, I saw two bears watching each other and roaring…continues…
   
   More full-sized photos…

7. Mochizuki (quoted) Says:
   November 20th, 2012 at 12:26 am

   2 bears died of diarrhea and bloody feces in Akita prefecture
   Fukushima Diary | November 16th, 2012
   Two asian black bears died of symptoms like diarrhea and bloody feces. They are 8 and 7 years old male, died on 11/15 and 11/16/2012. Another male is having the same symptoms.
   These are three of six bears transfered from another bear farm on11/7/2012.
   Akita prefecture presumes it is because of the stress caused by the change of environment.
   Source

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