Japan’s famous squirting robo-toilets are actually silent killers!

Hi-tech toilet jokes about Japan’s fabulous squirting robo-thrones have been a staple of Western reporters for the past 30 years—Are you at deadline with nothing to write about? Post a Weird Japan story about squirting toilets. However, it is inevitable that there would be a new Revisionist School of Japan-based toilet reporting, the killer squirting toilet…

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A Frank Discussion About Anuses and Why Washlet Toilets May be Bad For Your Health
RocketNews24 | Nov. 23, 2012
As well as washing off feces, using the spray on too high a pressure for extended periods actually removes friendly bacteria vital for our health, meaning that we leave ourselves unprotected and open to infection
as well as anal and rectal infection, the sudden reduction in this healthy bacteria as a result of over washing has even been documented as the cause of premature births and miscarriages in women…more

IS-JAPAN-COOL toilet

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Just a few of the many previous toilets tales on the 3Yen include:
   • Techo-toilet–a ‘unique aspect of Japanese life’
      (3Yen / 2011-07-05)

   • Japan’s special toilet flower fragrance
      (3Yen / 2010-10-12)
   • Sit-n-Pee—It’s Japanese!
      (3Yen / 2010-05-22/)
   • BURNING BIDETS!
       ← Shown left. (3Yen / 2007-04-19)

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8 thoughts on “Japan’s famous squirting robo-toilets are actually silent killers!”

  1. Squirting toilets exist because: Japan hasn’t invented central heating, it is hard to pinch one off if it’s frozen, and of course there are many lonely Japanese housewives who need the stimulation down there.

  2. Killing bacteria with water… that’s an interesting new concept… or slow news day gone awefully wrong…

    So I suppose that to please Joe Wanker who wrote the article I’m supposed to leave the loo without wiping… I think I will wait for the next article saying that you must wipe with vodak to avoid being killed by p00py bacterial invaders from outer space…

    the sudden reduction in this healthy bacteria as a result of over washing has even been documented as the cause of premature births and miscarriages in women (by the authors mom)

  3. Surely you know about the butthole bacteria whose primary purpose is to climb up to the womb and hold the little hole closed until it’s the Right Time to Drop the Sprog? If not I’m sure your wife will give you the details.

  4. yanpa wrote:
    Surely you know about the butthole bacteria whose primary purpose is to climb up to the womb and hold the little hole closed until it’s the Right Time to Drop the Sprog? If not I’m sure your wife will give you the details.

    I will have to wait for diner as it is the official time for conversation you should not have when trying to eat…

  5. bluetooth-toilet mark my satis WARNING!
    ← DON’T USE THE TOILETS WITH THIS BLUETOOTH MARK!
    Beware, your butt can be burgled.
     
     
     
     
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    Japanese toilet users vulnerable to Bluetooth bidet assaults
    theverge.com | 2013/8/3
    High-tech Japanese toilets are vulnerable to attack from their manufacturer’s own Android app. As The Atlantic reports, a security advisory from researchers at Trustwave says all Inax Satis Bluetooth toilets have the same Bluetooth PIN (“0000″) hardcoded, allowing anyone with the My Satis Android app to control any toilet within range.
    More…
    LIXIL-My-SATIS
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    My SATIS™”—Who the hell names these things?
    toilet-app

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