11/29/2012

Kaiju Emergency Alert!

Breaking news:
KAIJU/monster ATTACK!
Hack director Del Taco^* is remaking the movie Cloverfield.

That is, to hype his upcoming movie “Pacific Rim (IMDb.com),” director Guillermo del Toro has released the following faux-CNN reports about a massive kaiju attack on San Francisco.

Posted by Taro in Faux news flash, General, Internet, Pop Culture, Sign of the coming Apocalypse | 6 Comments »

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6 Responses to “Kaiju Emergency Alert!”

1. yanpa (quoted) Says:
   November 29th, 2012 at 3:59 pm

   Will we get warning alerts on our mobile phones?

2. Taro 3Yen Says:
   November 29th, 2012 at 4:06 pm

   Saaaa, at least the film has one saving grace, Rinko Kikuchi…
   ..

3. MARKed TRAIL Says:
   November 29th, 2012 at 5:08 pm

   I went to the official website (it’s just a crappy facebook page), but there’s not much there.
   facebook.com/pacificrimmovie
   However, the fb page gave a link to a Japanese page with some explanation

   Meet the PPDC（Pan Pacific Defense Corps) — Japan’s defense against the colossal Kaiju – nuclear-powered Jaeger, Coyote Tango:
   

   I just hope we get some idea what kind of “Kaiju” will be in the actual film—Hopefully not Godzilla ‘98 or a Clovercrap monster

4. Taro 3Yen Says:
   November 29th, 2012 at 5:28 pm

   I just hope we get some idea what kind of “Kaiju” will be in the actual film.

   Here’s a screenshot from the teaser/trailer showing an aircraft carrier transporting the kaiju corpse. It’s got sort of a Evangelion vibe, doesn’t it?
   

   On the other hand, the shape of the dead kaiju reeks of the vile abortion, Godzilla ‘98.

5. den4 via email warns of... Says:
   December 7th, 2012 at 11:29 pm

   Kaiju/monster attack!!
   

6. den4 (via email) Says:
   May 13th, 2013 at 8:19 pm

   the usual suspects…

   
   Embiggen to a monstrous sized, 960×654 px. picture.

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