Look out Santa! Japan is getting its presents early.


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Cuckoo Kim and his crew in Best Korea are sending Japan its Christmas presents early …

SEOUL/TOKYO, Dec. 12, 2012 (Reuters) – Isolated and impoverished North Korea launched its second long-range rocket of 2012 on Wednesday … just before 10 a.m. Korean time (0100 GMT) and overflew the Japanese island of Okinawa...more...

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10 thoughts on “Look out Santa! Japan is getting its presents early.”

  1. Best Korea can no longer tolerate the military conspiracy of the U.S./Japan Axis using the shameful excuse of “Santa” to violate sacred borders and airspace of the great nation of, Chosŏn Minjujuŭi Inmin Konghwaguk. For over 50 years NORAD has tracked this Santa Klaus but have failed to take countermeasures because he is actually an agent of evil hegemony. This year Best Korea will put a stop to these bellicose incursions once and for all.

  2. Check out this elated North Korean TV anchor triumphantly announcing that the Unha-3 missile launch was a success.

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