12/21/2012

Has THE END happened?

The End of Japan (the rest of world is inconsequential) is foretold in the 12th Tzolkin of the Mayan Calendar. The prophecy IS coming true today, December 21st!
skeptic.com/reading_room/2012-and-counting

Blessed be friend. WE light workers are here to guide you and expell the evil forces of demonic entities that inhabit the 4th realm. You are focused on the material manifestation of what may be. Doing is not the answer, you must be and accept the light. The Light fears not man but man can see the Light is real and that is rael-ian. Nibiru is not only a planet we can SEE NOW but a place inside our hearts a passage we open in our minds every 12,500 years. The ancients knew this…

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13 Responses to “Has THE END happened?”

1. Rocky Horror Says:
   December 21st, 2012 at 5:26 am

   THIS IS THE REAL DEAL HOLLYFIELD:

   The planets are in alignment.

   The sun burns with anger.

   The darkness is coming.

   The four horsemen are drawing near… O.O

2. Coligny Says:
   December 21st, 2012 at 11:05 am

   You made a new batch of catnip cakes ?

   AWESOME !!

3. SDH Says:
   December 21st, 2012 at 11:06 am

   End of the world kinda came…I got fired (again) a few weeks back, but given notice until the end of this year. Came into the orifice this morning to find a message from the company asking me to leave ASAP. Merry Christmas!!!

4. bakabrian Says:
   December 21st, 2012 at 11:30 am

   I was flipping through things on my iPhoe I got the internetworking am officially watching C-SPAN !! you got to love the end of the world via C-SPAN !!

5. skyisfalling Says:
   December 21st, 2012 at 11:36 am

   For once this blog was… how do I say it? Relevant!! Finally I’ve found something that helped me enjoy my last few moments on this Earth.

6. derpus maximus Says:
   December 21st, 2012 at 12:14 pm

   Just a reminder…
   Your Mayan Calendar purchase warranty expires today ;-P

7. GG via email Says:
   December 21st, 2012 at 1:01 pm

   
   

8. someothergaijin Says:
   December 21st, 2012 at 4:49 pm

   Somewhere a butterfly flaps its wings.

9. K'inich Janaab' Pakal's Revenge Says:
   December 21st, 2012 at 5:37 pm

   My Revenge hasn’t happened yet. The end time is based on Pacific Standard Time as we Mayans live in Mexico and Central America. Please check back in 10 hours if you are not vaporized.

10. FTW Asian Tube TV Online Videos & Photos Blog Says:
    December 22nd, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Let’s…

    
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11. Mr. T Says:
    December 22nd, 2012 at 9:50 am

    The End of the World still hasn’t happened? Should I still send out my New Year’s nengajo cards?

12. Viv Says:
    December 22nd, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Where the hell is my Mayan Apocalypse?

13. WWNews quoted Says:
    December 23rd, 2012 at 1:02 am

    END OF THE WORLD POSTPONED
    Weekly World News | December 21, 2012
    YUCATAN — Mayan scholars have updated their doomsday prophecy. The world will end in 2015, not 2012.Oops…. They made a mistake.   There’s good news for those who were fearing the 2012 Mayan apocalypse.   They counted wrong.   The world is not going to end in December 2012.  Instead, it’s going to end on September 3, 2015.   Update your daily planners!
    …The problem was discovered when researchers realized the Mayan calendar was converted to today’s Gregorian calendar using an erroneous calculation called the GMT constant, named for the last initials of three early Mayanist researchers.
    But the GMT constant is completely bogus.  “The Mayan researchers of the past twenty years put too much stock in the GMT,” said Mayan expert Robert Wannamaker.  “They probably were chewing on too many cocoa leaves. The fact is that the GMT constant is 2 years and 271 days off.  We’ve proven that conclusively hear at The Scripps Institute.”
    More… .

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