A new ‘Japanese’ you for the New Year!

From the 3Yen contributor at “m0ar.org“…

Do you avoid people trying to take your picture? Do you avoid looking into your own eyes in the bathroom mirror? Do you sincerely hate yourself and really want to change into a new “morally and spiritually superior” human being?
Well, now you can do that with the all new “Make Me Asian (rocketnews24.com) ” Android app! Yes, just in time for the New Year and the New You! Gaijin Samurai (3Yen / 2005-11-14) and Gaijin Geisha (3Yen / 2007-12-23) are all very welcome! Come on down! (^▽^)

Rocketnews24.com: “As one Japanese netizen comments, ‘We put on Groucho Glasses and pretend to be white people, so we have no right to be mad.'”

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4 thoughts on “A new ‘Japanese’ you for the New Year!”

  1. The definition of “Gaijin” according to Tokyu Hands [department store chain in Japan]
    debito.org | Nov 17, 2008
    a prototypical “gaijin” by Japanese marketing standards:  blue eyes, big nose, cleft chin, and outgoing manner.  Not to mention English-speaking.  Yep, we’re all like that.Anyone for buying some bucked-tooth Lennon-glasses to portray Asians in the same manner?

  2. ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
    ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ★ ★ ★
    ║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
    ║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆ 2013 !!!!


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