Let’s rob the post office of Kitakyushu Japan!

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The Bizarre Japanese of Call of Duty: Black Ops II’s Newest Map
Kotaku.com | 2013/04/10
The Japanese language and Call of Duty have never gotten along. But in the past, that's been simply due to translation mistakes. That might not be the case here. In the latest downloadable content for Black Ops II, the in-game Japanese is both strange and funny.

standard japanese post office

Let’s go Postal!

Normally, post offices in Japan are boring affairs like the one shown on the left. However, Japanese Postal Offices function as the second largest banking system in the world and have the largest cash deposits in world*. At the end of a business day, any Japanese post office will have more than 10,000,000 yen ($101,854 USD) cash on hand without any armed guards or major security measures.

So, you can imagine my excitement at the thought following the wisdom of the world-famous bank robber, Willie Sutton in the newest Japanese edition of “Call of Duty: Black Ops II” shown in the screen shot below.
white space is good for the soul Reporter: Why do you rob banks?
Sutton: Because that is where the money is.

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