Japanese woman wants to give birth to a shark

japanese wants to birth a cute little shark

The Woman Who Wants to Give Birth to a Shark
Vice.com | 2013May17
the human uterus is just the right size to hold one fetus. I've been speaking to a gynaecologist about ways of making it bigger. I believe humans could use their uterus as an aquarium or incubator
We don’t need any more humans, there are too many already as it is. Mostly, it’s a way of preserving endangered species...more...

japanese-shark-birther

Also check out her previous piscine projects including:

   • I Wanna Deliver a Salmon… (and eat it)
       (aihasegawa.info | 2011 March)

   • I wanna deliver a Tuna…
       (aihasegawa.info | 2011 March)

I-wanna-deliver-a-Tuna..

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I am sure if the artist Ai Hasegawa (not to be confused with the bimbo, Hasegawa Ai, the Japanese ‘idol’) is really into modifying her uterus to carry sea creatures to term, I am sure the Deep Ones of the Cthulhu Mythos (Wiki) will oblige her as the 3Yen has covered in in our reports of…
   —Cthulhu’s minions foiled (3Yen / 2012-07-09
   —Solar lantern of the Cthulhu Mythos (3Yen / 2011-07-11)
   —Call of Cthulhu in Tokyo (3Yen / 2007-01-06)

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Taro

I'm a pale, alien, quadruped who has worked for 25+ years at "Maybe-the-Largest Inc." in Tokyo.

12 thoughts on “Japanese woman wants to give birth to a shark”

  1. Saw that movie… most disturbing pr0n ever…
    Couldn’t fap at all. nor sleep in the dark for a full month…
    alien image from film

  2. I wonder why Hasegawa-san is wearing a semi-fake “Miko” costume—a virginal Shrine Maiden kimono–in her salmon birthing video?
    Mothers in Japanese births are normally naked or lightly covered with a sheet. They never would wear a red and white kimono (traditional wear in the hospital or resting-at-home would be a white coton yukata with a blue print or light pink yukata).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miko

  3. from the Vice.com interview of Ai Hasegawa…
    I still want to give life, I don’t want 30 years of painful menstruation to have all been in vain. And I want to eat good meatThey’re endangered, their life-span is almost as long as that of a human, and most importantly, they’re delicious.”

    This is the best bat-shit crazy Japanese reasoning, EVAR.

  4. Presumably vaginal intercourse during the pregnancy would not be advisable.

  5. Please Taro, I really need more info about having trans-species babies. I’ve long been trying to find the answer and since you say you’re a ‘quadruped alien’, could give me help, hee, hee.

  6. Must be One of the Deep Ones’ youngings…you can tell, can’t you….

    deep-one-younging

    the crayon drawings on the wall give it all away….. :D

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