THE TOKYO TWAT™ IS A REALITY!

JAPAN WON! Wo0T!
THE TOKYO TWAT IS A REALITY!
The International Olympic Committee announced today that the Tokyo will host the radioactive 2020 Olympics (LA Times | 2013Sept08) .

giant twat of tokyo 2020 olymipics
Twat-Games-logo

Joke/parody thanks to Olympic.org

japan national stadium design
your dirty mind japan
3Yen / 2012-10-31:
Japan’s newest sexy…

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2020-tokyo-olympics-posterby kinokuniyanet
quoter leftTokyo Welcomes Foreigners to the 2020 Olympic Games. Bring money.quoter right ~via Shogannai‘s twitter

From left to right, an explanation of the quotes of Japan’s top political leaders shown in the above poster are as follows:
  •”No Muslim” — Anti-Muslim comments about the Olympics by current Tokyo Governor Naoki Inose.
  •”No Black, French, Chinese or Korean” — The constant themes of Shintaro Ishihara, current member of parliament, leader of the the Japan Restoration Party and former Tokyo Governor (a position of power almost equal to the Japan’s prime minister) who served for more than 13 years.
  •”Sex slaves are available” — Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto repeated and un-retracted comments from earlier this year.
  •”Learn from the Nazis” — Japan’s current Deputy Prime Minister and former PM, Taro Aso, in recent praise for Nazi militarization tactics.

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15 thoughts on “THE TOKYO TWAT™ IS A REALITY!”

  1. It’s ridiculous that any nation would want to host the Olympics (or the World Cup for that matter) since it wasting billions for upgrading unneeded infrastructure and building new stadiums.

    It’s one gigantic scam… any city that already has existing transportation infrastructure and a decent sized stadium that can host Olympic events shouldn’t have to blow all that money on something that may provide a minor-but-temporary economic boost, and will leave them in the red in the long run.

  2. Diogenēs ho Sinōpeus wrote:
    Blah, blah, blah, bitchy-bitch, blah, blah…

    Yeah, whatever.
    But just wait until you see Japan’s Olympic mascots. Japan has the best mascots in the world!!

  3. SUGGESTIONS FOR THE CLOSING CEREMONIES OF THE 2020 TOKYO OLYMPICS…
    1.)

    2.)

  4. WELCOME TO TOKYO, the Olympic City…

    (via @tatangarani): "A racist demonstration marches through Tokyo’s Shin-Okubo district today…The marchers are snarling and shouting, ‘Get out!’ at the local residents of foreign nationality."

    Auslander-raus..

  5. Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo * Tokyo *

  6. If an offense comes out of the truth, it is better that the offense come than the truth be concealed. ~ St. Jerome

  7. If you’re going to f*ck with me, you’d better have a nasty side! I give as g00d as I take, and if you can’t keep it up don’t even bother. You have to sh0w me things I didn’t even kn0w I liked if you want to keep my interest! Andif you like this…YOU SUCK AS A PERSON

  8. Meanwhile…
    The Design For Qatar’s First World Cup Stadium Looks Like A Vagina
    It’s supposed to look like a boat.

    BuzzFeed | November 16, 2013
    The World Cup in Qatar is still over eight years away, but the designs for the first stadium to be built, in Al Wakrah, have already been released. The architectural firm that designed the stadium based it on the “dhow” boat that Qataris traditionally used for pearl diving. But for those who have no clue what a dhow boat looks like, Al Wakrah stadium looks like something else entirely. A vagina.
    More…
    Twat stadium vagina


  9. Tokyo 2020 Olympics stadium to go ahead as planned despite cost issues

    japandailypress.com Nov 18, 2013
    Japan Olympic Committee President Tsunekazu Takeda said they are still pushing through with the original plans for the futuristic-looking new Tokyo Stadium that will be built as the centrepiece of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. This is after issues about the size and cost of the stadium came out from prominent architects and also residents who will be affected by the construction.
    Takeda told the International Olympic Committee during their two-day orientation seminar that their previous announcement that they will be scaling down does not mean they will be building a smaller facility. He said they are aware of the criticisms and concerns, but emphasised that “nothing has been decided yet and we still plan to have an 80,000-seat stadium.” The original cost for the new stadium, designed by British-Iraqi architect Zaha Hadid, was at $3 billion but after the issues were raised, the government said they are bringing it down to $1.3 billion. However, they have not shared yet the specifics on what will be trimmed down except to say that the original design will still be kept, including the retractable roof.
    More…

  10. The new Tokyo Olympic stadium is just a cover for the underground base being built beneath it. Building underground bases to house giant robots and giant robot research facilities is hard to keep secret, that’s the real reason.

  11. new-tokyo-stadium

    Bidding reopened for Olympic stadium construction
    Oct. 8, 2014, TOKYO (AP) – A new round of bidding for construction of the main stadium for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics will delay the start of the problematic project.
    Some of the bids were reviewed by someone in the decision committee before all bids were in, a violation of the rules, Japan Sport Council official Takayuki Ito said on Tuesday.
    Another round of bidding is due this month”We need to revamp the whole system of planning for the Olympic stadium,” he said, acknowledging there were too many problems.
    More…

    akira-2020-olympics
    The True Reason for the irrational waste of money on the craptastic 2022 Olympics...

    The new Tokyo Olympic stadium is just a cover for the underground base being built beneath it for PM Abe’s gray alien allies. Building these underground bases to house giant robots and giant robot research facilities is hard to keep secret, that’s the real reason for the construction rebidding the stadium project.

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