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I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream … BEER! ~Hello Kitty


Japanese Ambassador-to-the World, Hello Kitty, tries to mellow out* China by selling fruity beer.

Say Hello Alcoholism with the official Hello Kitty Beer | 2013sep
new line of Hello Kitty beer just released in China. They're only half the alcohol content of regular beer, and come in six fruit flavors, including lemon-lime, passion fruit and banana.
A banana-flavored, half-alcoholic beer sounds like some kind of horrific torture device to me I try not to drink beverages or eat food marketed by characters without mouths. It just seems unwise to me

*China and Japan have hated each other for centuries. Right now they fighting over a bunch of bird-poop-covered rocks in the South China Sea next to Taiwan (3Yen / 2005-02-01) , but they are always squabbling over something.
. . Chinese climb Mt Fuji & unfurl ‘Fuji belongs to China’ banner!’
. . . . (3Yen / 2012-10-05)
. . China vs Japan, non-sequitur
. . . . (3Yen / 2009-09-27)
. . Ishihara to build power plant 1,740km from downtown
. . . . (3Yen / 2005-02-01)

japanese tip of the hat

Tip of the hat to the Alternative Asian News TV Tube Online Videos & Photos Blog for this Hello Kitty beer story idea.


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3 Responses to “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream … BEER! ~Hello Kitty”

  1. Kissy Suzuki Says:

    The banana beer adds a whole new meaning to “cocktail”. イヒヒヒ(*´∀`)

    So if we put a banana beer into a “Love Shot” and then had two pretty patrons of the Love Joule Female Masturbation & Sex Toy Bar drink it at the same time, would that be scientifically considered as a WMW threesome???

  2. Kanon Says:

    Wow that was strange–I just wrote an extremely long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr… Sheeee-it, I’m not writing all that over again. Anyways, just wanted to say HELLo Kitty sux!

  3. Taro Says:

    Here’s a perfect meal to go with that Kitty beer…

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