Sit on Pedobear’s face for 197,000 Japanese yen!

No, no, Chris Hanson1 is not really asking you to sit on the face of Pedobear2. This loveseat is actually made to resemble the popular character “Rilakkuma*“—whose name is a Japanese mangling of engrish “relax” and Japanese “kuma” meaning bear.
chris hanson vs pedobear loveseat

This Rilakkuma-themed sofa is soft on your bottom, hard on your wallet
RocketNews24 | 2014/01/08
a furniture maker in Japan is offering Rilakkuma fans the chance to purchase an original order-made sofa based on their favourite po-faced bear. But with a price tag of almost US$2,000


*A few of the many previous 3Yen reports of Rilakkuma, Peodobear’s doppelgänger, include:
   • Relaxing & Pedophilia are 2 different things (3Yen / 2010-10-14)
   • Get your Pedobear/Rilakkuma on! (3Yen / 2010-04-08)
   • Why Pedobear née Rilakkuma rules (3Yen / 2011-01-21)

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6 thoughts on “Sit on Pedobear’s face for 197,000 Japanese yen!”

  1. My 3yr-old son sleeps with a HUGE stuffed Pedobear – he loves it but I cringe every time I see it.

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