No, no, Chris Hanson1 is not really asking you to sit on the face of Pedobear2. This loveseat is actually made to resemble the popular character “Rilakkuma*“—whose name is a Japanese mangling of engrish “relax” and Japanese “kuma” meaning bear.
This Rilakkuma-themed sofa is soft on your bottom, hard on your wallet
RocketNews24 | 2014/01/08
…a furniture maker in Japan is offering Rilakkuma fans the chance to purchase an original order-made sofa based on their favourite po-faced bear. But with a price tag of almost US$2,000 …
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*A few of the many previous 3Yen reports of Rilakkuma, Peodobear’s doppelgänger, include:
• Relaxing & Pedophilia are 2 different things (3Yen / 2010-10-14)
• Get your Pedobear/Rilakkuma on! (3Yen / 2010-04-08)
• Why Pedobear née Rilakkuma rules (3Yen / 2011-01-21)
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Eat me!
Already on Choko’s christmass list…
Who needs the couch when you already own a pedobear beanie?
My 3yr-old son sleeps with a HUGE stuffed Pedobear – he loves it but I cringe every time I see it.
Crick to pray [sic].
She’ll “sit” on your face I bet…
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—“Bitchie” setup Natsumi Saito x galaxxxy collaboration item