Japanese in your face—Sucks and Blows

I couldn’t help but to giggle when I saw this Japanese beauty tweet today…

sucks-blows facial japan
Face Stretch© — hard type
(goofy Google Translate of the Amazon description):
Exercise the facial muscles by simply breathing greatly in addition to mouth! Reduces the sagging of the face, worries about age lines, and nasolabial folds…fun to use easily even in the bath or while watching the TV.
Perhaps the Face Stretch©‘s packaging is the most fun…


The 3Yen has reported on several of these amazing Japanese facial exercisers including:
   • Whore-ray faceLift Bra(3Yen / 2013-10-09)
   • Japanese face tune-up (3Yen / 2012-07-07)
   • Japanese WTF goods
      (3Yen / 2012-02-01)


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5 thoughts on “Japanese in your face—Sucks and Blows”

  1. Hey dude, Just buy a ball-gag. It looks cooler and it’s a whole hell of a lot more fun!

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