Perfection for Pedobear’s Japanese van

Presenting perfection for Pedobear’s* creepy white van

Rilakkuma Alloy Wheels Could Be Japan’s Strangest Aftermarket Goodie Ever!
Say hello to Rilakkuma, a combination of the Japanese pronunciation of relax and the Japanese word for bear, which is “kuma”A Japanese wheel company called MLJ Inc. decided little bears are just what your car wheels need

Ok, ok, I know that Rilakkuma and Pedobear are not the same*, but what is the fun in that? ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
The Whateverbear wheel rims are cost from 16,200 yen ($150 USD) for a set four.

Previous puerile Pedobear posts on the 3Yen have included:
   • Sit on Pedobear’s face for 197,000 yen! (3Yen / 2014-01-08)
   • Relaxing & Pedophilia are 2 different things (3Yen / 2010-10-14)
   • Get your Pedobear/Rilakkuma on! (3Yen / 2010-04-08)
   • Why Pedobear née Rilakkuma rules (3Yen / 2011-01-21)

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9 thoughts on “Perfection for Pedobear’s Japanese van”

  1. dimwit wrote:
    No back windows to interfere with those private moments

    Ah, finally somebody noticed my “customizing” of the van. =͟͟͞͞ʕ•̫͡•ʔ =͟͟͞͞ʕ•̫͡•ʔ =͟͟͞͞ʕ•̫͡•ʔ =͟͟͞͞ʕ•̫͡•ʔ”

    &#8598 ペドベア? → ༼´◓ɷ◔`༽

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