Japanese cafe’s customers get stuffed — Single dinners get seated giant stuffed animals

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Japanese Restaurant Gives Solo Customers Stuffed Animals For Company
The Huffington Post | 05/07/2014
The Moomin Café in Japan seats solo diners with cuddly stuffed animals to make the experience of dining alone a little less lonely...more
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9 thoughts on “Japanese cafe’s customers get stuffed — Single dinners get seated giant stuffed animals”

  1. That’s perfect for the Forever Alone Girl (F.A.G.) or guy!

    So, let’s review. In Japan it is now possible to drive forever alone to everyone’s favorite forever alone karaoke joint. Then one can get back into the F.A.C. (Forever Alone Car) and drive over to The University of Electro-Communications where one can enjoy humping Japan’s New Communication w/ Yourself Invention. That same university also offers Japan’s net-enabled teledildonic cyber-kissing machine which is like a paper cup with a spinning straw inside that, supposedly, mimics a kiss via the internet.Mmmmkaaayyy…

    And then for more foreplay, one can go to Keio University and tongue it out with Japan’s Forever Alone Kissing Poster. Since the excitement level must now be sky high, one may want to go to the restroom and become totally absorbed into Japan’s Play-With-Yourself Toilet Game. And don’t forget to head on over to Takashimaya Department Store in Tokyo’s Shinjuku district for your Dream date for Valentine’s Day in robo-Japan! Gosh, what an exciting place to be!

  2. Forever Alone Guy (F.A.G.) wrote:
    blah, blah, blah…

    Here’s the boss of the Forever Alone Club.


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