Keizo Shimamoto, the promoter/star of the short horror film Ramen Dreams and his toxic Ramen Burger, his come up with a great way to rid the “Brooklyn Flea (market)” of its hipster infestation.
He’s serving up “Ramen Fries” to go with his stomach cancer causing* Ramen Burger.
ALERT: The Ramen Fries Are Coming
Keizo Shimamoto, creator of the famous Ramen Burger has created the only side dish worthy of being paired with his game changing burger, Ramen Fries. No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you, those are straight up wedges of deep fried ramen noodles topped with what looks like a secret sauce of some kind…
*Japan is always in a battle with Korea for the highest rate of stomach cancer in the world (3Yen / 2005-06-24) due in large part because the Japanese suck down so much hot, hyper-salty, MSG-laden, transfat-filled, greasy ramen.
A few of the many previous 3Yen reports of Japanese burger bio-terror include:
- Japanese burger with panda fæces (3Yen / 2013-05-20)
- Black burgers…from Nippon of course (3Yen / 2012-09-20)
- Cheez-whiz fondue chicken burger? (3Yen / 2010-10-05/)
- Biohazard alert—’Choco Burger’!! (3Yen / 2010-09-16)
- Pastafarain burgers & hot ramen in a drink can (3Yen / 2007-05-22)
- The Original BURGER BIO-HAZARD ALERT
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