Keizo Shimamoto, the promoter/star of the short horror film Ramen Dreams and his toxic Ramen Burger, his come up with a great way to rid the “Brooklyn Flea (market)” of its hipster infestation.
He’s serving up “Ramen Fries” to go with his stomach cancer causing* Ramen Burger.

ALERT: The Ramen Fries Are Coming
Foodbeast 2014/06/21
Keizo Shimamoto, creator of the famous Ramen Burger has created the only side dish worthy of being paired with his game changing burger, Ramen Fries. No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you, those are straight up wedges of deep fried ramen noodles topped with what looks like a secret sauce of some kind

*Japan is always in a battle with Korea for the highest rate of stomach cancer in the world (3Yen / 2005-06-24) due in large part because the Japanese suck down so much hot, hyper-salty, MSG-laden, transfat-filled, greasy ramen.


A few of the many previous 3Yen reports of Japanese burger bio-terror include:

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5 thoughts on “JAPANESE BIO-TERROR ALERT: Ramen Fries”

  1. Last month, Lotteria was featuring a tsukemen burger. I think it’s long gone from the menu, but at least you can see a video review of it here:

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