Free toilet maps for all!

(gracious welcome)
Free toilet map! Free water!

But no access map* with the locations or addresses of the "Information Space" visitor centers.

*Maybe the website
can only viewed with Explorer 6 and
Windows Media Player version 6.4.

These places will be open at undisclosed locations in Harajuku and Okinawa as well as a top-secret facility in Akihabara

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I'm a pale alien salaryman, who worked more than 20+yr at "Maybe-the-Largest Inc" in Tokyo. The best term for me now is "o-yatoi gaikokujin" (お雇い外国人) alien hired-gun/consultant. Interests? Well...let's say nothing bores me but sleeping, slacking, snaking, snacking and surfing the Net are my obsessions although working out lifting weights and swimming is what I should be doing right now.

4 thoughts on “Free toilet maps for all!”

  1. Does this deal come with free toilet paper as well? Inquiring minds need to know.

  2. Taro wrote:
    …Maybe the website can only viewed with Explorer 6 and Windows Media Player version 6.4.

    Crap… No more love for Netscape 1.1n users it seems…
    Have to continue shitting in the wood, being careful of bears and all…

  3. WTF? “Moreover,” is all that fucked Engrish intentional?
    The narrator seems pretty capable of non-fucked English. “Morever” when you want to promote your cuntry/culture in English…doesn’t it make sense to call it “Hello Japan” instead of もしもしにっぽん?
    “Moreover,” that statue of liberty isn’t in Montana…and holding a “Japan Expo” there is a bit like holding an “Amerika Expo” in Aomori.

    play video

    “Moreover,” did they really just say they’re giving out free computers in Harajuku?

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