Dateline Japan: BIG RACCOON IS COMING!

The big wind, Typhoon NEOGURI (aka “Raccoon”), will be attacking Tokyo in the next 12-to-24 hours!

NEOGURI
Japan Meteorological Agency, Tropical Cyclone Information

UPDATED MAP…


TETRAPODS TO THE RESCUE (not)!

hand tetrapods
Auctions.Yahoo.co.jp / goofy Google Translate
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• Realistic wave-dissipating block tetrapods
The safe even if you put it in your bath since it has a glass coating on the concrete.
Big-wave-dissipating concrete block tetrapods of the sea can now be in the palm of your hand. Its charmingIro-gata /ultra-smooth concrete texture…is clean and safe for use in the aquariums with aquatic plants and saltwater or freshwater fish…
People say that ardent fans of tetrapods feel healed by them somehow.
Who could not notice the charm of tetrapods?!
Here are plenty to enjoy, please try to experience by all means now!

 
 


Check out our previous reports about the useless concrete tetrapods that despoil Japan’s shores including:

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Taro

I'm a pale, alien, quadruped who has worked for 25+ years at "Maybe-the-Largest Inc." in Tokyo.

8 thoughts on “Dateline Japan: BIG RACCOON IS COMING!”

  1. Coligny wrote:
    Them buttplug all getta hardcore :-(

    Psshaw, you gotta become one with Nature in Japan.
    tetra tete taro

  2. Taro wrote:
    …you gotta become one with Nature in Japan.
    tetra tete taro

    Thanks… More fuel for my nightmares, just what i needed…

  3. choko wrote:
    Taro looks like Aphex Twin’s…tetrapod twin!

    Shhhh… Don’t say that, he still believe he’s Lucha Libre…

    Lucha-Libre

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