Don’t attempt…

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There is nothing wrong with your screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.
For the next 48 hours, sit quietly in your airline seat and we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your screen. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — the outer limits of MY VACATION IN THE REAL WORLD
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Taro

I'm a pale, alien, quadruped who has worked for 25+ years at "Maybe-the-Largest Inc." in Tokyo.

5 thoughts on “Don’t attempt…”

  1. The 3Yen is escaping the toxic Tokyo heat and is going on vacation Colorado for the next 30 days. My posts about Japan will be sparse. However, 3Yen reporters Den4, MARKed TRAIL, Mr. T, et al will fill in for me, so the weirdness will never stop.
    L8r…
    Taro, the lame

  2. Sorry folks but I cannot update this site from my smartphone during my 30 day vacation. I’ll be back to regular posting come the last week of September.

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