Beware of the holiday rush of horny riders on the Tokyo Metro!

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The Tokyo Metro manners poster for December warns of the holiday rush of horny reindeer and rhino salarymen.

Previous 3Yen reports of the dangers of December’s holiday rush on the Tokyo’s subway system include:

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12 thoughts on “Beware of the holiday rush of horny riders on the Tokyo Metro!”

  1. OK, from this poster I get the following: if you’re on the train and dressed up as a reindeer and then someone dressed up as a rhinoceros sits down, you should welcome them. Amiright???

  2. I love it when the train is packed and there are only a few seats. You sit down and then almost immediately the Japanese person sitting next to you gets up and walks away.

  3. Johnny Yen wrote:
    … if you’re on the train and dressed up as a reindeer

    Did somebody say, “reindeer”?

  4. Does this Tokyo train poster really imply the 61% of platform accidents are caused by Japanese drunks?

    With the correction that it makes no comment on the nationality of the drunkards, yes, it does. Then again, in certain time ranges, it can feel like 20% of passengers are drunk.

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