Hello Shoes(tm)

You Can Never Have Enough HELLO-KITTY!



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I'm a pale, alien, quadruped who has worked for 25+ years at "Maybe-the-Largest Inc." in Tokyo.

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    Two inverted triangles on each foot. That’s the way it should be with all Freemasons in Japan.

    Everyone knows that everyone in Japan is a Freemason.

    Congratulations for the new appointment of Yutaka Harada to the BOJ! My kind of guy!

    We Just Need to Print More Money

    GREAT IDEA!!! I wonder where he heard that one from (?__?)

    So keep pumping and printing via your waifu and your second lover in the BOJ with all of your almighty piston strength! You are doing God’s work my good man. BANZAI!!!! \(^0^)/

  2. This website and its author, his wife and his second lover are all mouthpieces for the Dark Cabal trying to take over Japan. Very recently the White Dragon Society succeeded in taking down this site, but it was recovered through a tranche of new Japanese yen secretly printed in the author’s wife’s and his second lover’s office at the BOJ.

    President Obama, John Kerry and top generals in the Pentagon have promised to take action against the author of this site who is an American deported from the US 30 years ago because of his well known long-term connections to the Dark Cabal and the BOJ. It is highly suspected that this individual, who has legally changed his name to “Taro” with no surname, is also a spy for the Central Intelligence Agency, the IRS, the FBI and an anonymous high ranking representative of the Federal Reserve. Attempts to extradite him back to the US to face charges of criminal acts of obscene sexual use of freshly printed Japanese yen (i.e. threesomes on piles of Japanese yen ==>> 3yen.com) have been blocked by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and his cabinet as they too have been suspected in engaging in such acts. The exact whereabouts of this individual are unknown but he is suspected of living in a high rise luxury condominium in Denenchofu where he is a very highly respected and prominent citizen and a leader in the Japanese American Illuminati Society (JAIS)™.

  3. WOW! Respect! Is it true that “Taro” is protected 24/7 by a team of secret agents of the Black Dragon Society?

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