Something fishy about Christmas Eve in Japan

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No doubt about it, there’s always something fishy about Christmas Eve in Japan.

Really fishy Xmas stories that the 3Yen has featured before include:


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  1. Angry single men stage anti-Christmas rally in Tokyo, claim they are discriminated against
    AFP-JIJI | Dec. 19, 2015
    Anti-Christmas protesters calling themselves “Losers with Women” marched through Tokyo’s streets Saturday, bashing the upcoming holiday as a capitalist ploy that also discriminates against singletons.
    The group of about 20 people — part of the communist-inspired group that routinely protests Western holidays — marched under angry banners that read “Smash Christmas!” in Tokyo’s Shibuya district, where couples and families were engaged in holiday shopping.
    “In this world, money is extracted from people in love, and happy people support capitalism,” said the head of the organization, formally called Kakumeiteki Hi-mote Domei, or
    “Christmas is the most symbolic event for this,” he added.
    “Unpopular men, who don’t have a girlfriend or are not married, are overly discriminated (against). We want to break this barrier,” he said amid the shouting protesters.
    In Japan, Christmas is not an official holiday and is mostly celebrated informally as a romantic event for couples, while New Year’s Day is an occasion for family reunions.

  2. Scroto T. Bagins wrote:
    Holds up spork

    (Damn, these Spam-comment Bots get weirder every week.)

  3. The ancient Gods of Zeus, Aphrodite, Hermes, Poseidon and all of their loyal troops are all advanced tetraploid humans in the galaxy and have a vast air force of UFOs that are now defending Earth. Jesus, Moses, The Prophet Isaiah, King David etc. are all also advanced tetraploid humans in the galaxy and have another vast air force of UFOs and soldiers that are also defending Earth. As Benjamin Fulford has noted on several occasions, this is known as the “White Dragon Society”. The enemy is thought to be an equally advanced satanic alien force attempting to position death stars within range of earth’s atmosphere. This force is known as the “Black Dragon Society”.

    For decades, there have been many space battles between the White Dragons and the Black Dragons. These are the legendary “Star Wars”. Indeed, truth is much stranger than fiction.

    This has all been well known by NASA and the United States military industrial complex for decades. The celebration of Christmas is the correct birth date of Jesus who did, in fact, escape crucifixion and migrated back to Japan prior to becoming a super top secret seven-star general for the US Air Force and a top secret adviser to NASA and the United Nations. He is currently stationed at the battle front on Mars, and is in direct daily contact with the President of the United States and his chief advisers at the Pentagon.

    The US Military has bases on Mars and an advanced human population currently developing the planet as earth is now being destroyed in this ongoing battle. Global warming is actually the catastrophic effect of the Black Dragons’ Death Stars’ proton torpedoes. The main reason why Prime Minister Abe recently modified Japan’s Constitution is to aid in the fight against the Black Dragons and hopefully bring an end to the Star Wars. These, and other related events were recently discovered by NASA hacker Gary McKinnon and published in Yahoo News.

  4. WHOAH!!! Never heard that Star Wars story. But, since it is in Yahoo News it must be true. Happy Holidays to everyone Japaning in Japan. :D

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