New FINGER NUPtialS for a perfect Kentucky Christmas—according to KFC Japan
goofy Google Translate of @KFC_jp
★ “Finger nap” appeared! ★
If you are in the vicinity of a store, please try by all means ♪
Since Christmas is Japan’s biggest hot-date night (3Yen / 2005-12-14), some people have remarked that: ‵‵KFC is fooling no-one. Those are contraceptives for Christmas Eve.″—(@noruweijin)
Actually, “finger nups” is not a misspelling of KFC Japan’s abbreviated/coined term “finger napkins” (フィンガーナップ)—Rather it’s a shrewd observation that most single Japanese will be spending Christmas Eve alone (3Yen / 2007-12-25) having finger NUPtials with themselves.