Jimmy Hattori, the ninja condom mascot…
Jimmy Hattori, the ninja condom, promotes safe sex in Japan. pic.twitter.com/ucfaBqEQIK
— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) January 29, 2018
The best comment about safe-sex mascot extraordinaire was by @10TimesOne writing: “Who the hell WEARS A BOW TIE AROUND THEIR WAIST?”
Of course, that’s not a bowtie or a waist—It’s a big bow ribbon at the base of Jimmy Hattori’s shaft—A special gift just for you!