Toys Ain’t Us®

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Here in Japan, Toys Ain’t Us®, is still chugging along serving the screaming needs of bratty, I-want-I-want-I-want Japanese kids demanding immediate gratification (online sales doesn’t serve this need and thus brick-&-mortar still reigns supreme in Japan).

Toys R Us in talks to sell majority stake in Asia unit, including Japan business
The Japan Times | 12 Apr 2018
Toys R Us Asia Ltd., its parent, is in talks with …The Hong Kong-based joint venture with Fung Retailing Ltd. includes over 400 physical stores and eight online stores across Hong Kong, Japan, China, Macau, Brunei, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan and Thailandmore

 

Our previous reports of Toys R Us include:

 



 


Best Korea’s ‘Hotel Doom’ gets a face lift!

Hotel Doom Pyongyanghotel_logoBest Korea has added a massive LED display showing a waving North Korean flag to the top of Pyongyang’s Ryugyong Hotel…aka “Hotel Doom.”north korean flag waving

 

 
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Finally, we see the Ryugyong Tower at night
@vunamphuong | 2018-04-02@vunamphuong

 

 




Let’s NUKE China happy!!~

We need to NUKE China happy!!~

Why?

Right now Tokyo is being attacked by Chinese toxic waste—We’re having an air pollution Red Alert only because of China, grrr. That is, I have TWO air purifiers running full blast, and even that can’t clean the that damn Chinese toxic-waste “Yellow Dust” aka koza/コザ/黄砂/Aeolian-Gobi Desert dust full of industrial poisons out of the foul air, ahchoo!

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Kinky and sacred…Japan’s well-protected National Tree

That steel obi/kimono belt isn’t “近畿 s**t?” (Translation: Kinky as s**t?)

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TEPCO
(Tokyo Electric Power Company)just needs to protect Japan’s national tree, the Sacred Concrete Utility Pole®.

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For more about the hideous charms of Japan’s well-protected National Tree” refer to a few of our many reports including:

 



 


♪ Let’s start WW3 ♫~

‵Let’s start WW3‵ by the Japanese group WORLD ORDER

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Previous appearances on the 3Yen of the group WORLD ORDER include:

 



 


Japanese Technology Spreading Worldwide!

Japan’s true engineering triumph—better than the bullet train—the almighty Washlet is spreading worldwide!

Pictograms on Japanese electric toilets approved as global standard
The Japan Times | Feb 26, 2018
Pictograms on how to use Japanese electric toilets have been registered as a global standard in a step aimed at making such signs more familiar to the growing number of foreign tourists visiting the country. Six kinds of pictograms — showing instructions on which buttons to press...more

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And remember…Don’t press the wrong RED BUTTON!
press which red button on japanese toilet

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Our previous reports of Japan’s toilet-tech include:

 


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‘Gunny-kun’…soon to be Japan’s newest mascot

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Poor Tom Jellybean (L), the mascot of the American Embassy* has a new rival: Gunny-kun, the Gun-Toting Gun.

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According to Stephen Colbert, Gunny-kun is perfect for the job.
 
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The jellybean was chosen as the embassy’s mascot because the, ‵countless flavors of jellybeans represent the USA’s diversity.‵

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My previous reports of Japan’s loose-character mascots include:

 


tokyonama-logoshopTokyonama, importer/distributer of original products from Japan–Geneva/Tokyo




Japanese HAMBURGER DAY is July 20

Once again, it’s that special time…Japan’s HAMBURGER DAY!
So, eat your Zombie Burger before it eats you.

 
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More bites of burgers in the Comments section…

 

 

 
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Other bite me burger posts include:

 



 

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…an unholy reanimated prose corpse shambling through the discourse, groaning hideously if it can haz cheezburger”