The eyes have it.

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Anime eyes—What could be freakier and more desired by Japanese?
Japanese women often wear contact lenses with extra-wide tinted outer ring to give the look of a bigger, wider iris to make the entire eye look larger. (3Yen / 2008-09-07) eyes-contacts-190x

A few of our many other reports of Japanese folks worried that their eyes are too small include:



Japanese signs of the End Times

Beware of falling alien space debris
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Rear-loading and hauling in Harajuku Tokyo

This truck loads from the rear.

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Ok, let’s have a close-up look at that Party Queen hauling ass through the Harajuku fashion district of Tokyo.
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Embiggen the large original (1920 x 1080 px) truck photo via tokyo-fashion’s flickr.
Caption: Ayumi Hamasaki “Party Queen”—truck driving in front of LaForet Harajuku with a giant photo of J-Pop “Party Queen” Ayumi Hamasaki in her underwear on all fours.


New Year … new ‘fuckin’ engrish

The new year has the new winner for “fuckin” engrish for the start of the January sales here in Tokyo Japan.

The “Fuckin’ Sale” signs have been taken down and the poor store has been forced to offer apologies! More…

(reposted from 1/5/2012)

Hello Kitty faux-iPod encrusted with Swarovski crystals


Here’s something everybody needs…

….a Swarovski CRYSTALLIZED®, Hello Kitty, MP3 music player.

This encrusted, Hello Kitty Pod has a 2GB memory capacity, a pink Audiotechnica earphone set, and the reasonable price of 13,800 yen or about $149.91USD.
Find more details on the Japanese Rakuten site (mega-funky machine translation).


First Published 2009/10/24 | REPUBLISHED JULY 11, 2017 (due to vile wordpress injection scriptkiddies)

Pikachu girls

Check out this fun theme… 20 photos of Pikachu girls via

pikachu-pussyAlso refer to the previous 3Yen report about the bouncy Pikachu’s privates (right) as well as other our Pokemon stories including:

Hulk Hogan pops Pokemon
Bride of Pokemon, et al
‘POKEMON’ causes cancer!

Dangerous–‘Abunai’ Kano Sisters


First there was the popular ’80s TV show, Abunai Deka (Dangerous Detectives), about two Yokohama cops that wanted to be Dirty Harry in Japan, cleaning up the streets in a sometimes humorous manner that could only take place in the earlier carefree days before the bubble collapsed economy…

Now we get the Dangerous Sisters, that is the Abunai Kano Sisters, those two scandal-laced, silicon-pumped, famous-for-being-famous, media celebs, the Kano Sisters, who are now becoming anime characters to showcase their mental prowess….



In Japan they are best known for being known and their over-the-top plastic surgery, but no telling how America will react. The Abunai Kano Sisters must be planning to survive on rich otaku in Japan and the US, because on the engrished version of their site, and they are expecting a lot of sales for the otaku to benefit from their sleazy pre-order, group buying, and “Gathering” pricing schemes.
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Will the Abunai Kano Sisters be a smash like Puffy AmiYumi and bring bukkake and engrish to America, or if they’ll crash the way Pink Lady did in the States? And will they do their interviews in engrish? Either way, some people just have more money than they know what to do with.
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‘Japan City Scenes’ Mainichi Daily News photo contest

Oh fun—‘Japan (slum) City Scenes’ photo contest!
Just capture the concrete beauty of Japan’s cities and “win wonderful prizes!”

… From Nov. 15 through Dec. 31, 2005, the Mainichi Daily News is inviting you to submit your original photos that capture a scene in a Japanese city. Photos will be judged — based on artistic merit and originality — by a panel comprised of Mainichi photo editors and other experts in related fields…Follow the link below to learn how to participate in the contest…. In addition to the top three prizes, there is a special “Akihabara” category for photos taken in Japan’s world-famous “Electric Town.” …. —-The Mainichi Daily News team. —-

Dr. NakaMats’ silly claim of ‘inventing’ the floppy disk


Dr. Nakamatsu aka NakaMats makes many bold claims to fame but he prefers to be known as the inventor of the floppy disk and the CD.

What he invented was a phonograph record of fine wood could be read poorly by light sensors. IBM owns the patent for the floppy disk after it had to agree to a number of computer-related patents that Nakamatsu wildly claimed in the 1970s.

Many people have really get suckered on that floppy disk claim just like Nakamatsu’s assertion that he “invented” the fuel cell. Sheesh.

Dr. NakaMats filed a floppy disk patent claim in JAPAN only because IBM Japan farked up and forgot. Both IBM and Dictaphone companies had floppy-like disks years before the good Dr. As part of the patent settlement, IBM had to pay off old NakaMats just token ammount of yen and agree to never publically contradict Dr Fraud’s claim (since Dr. NakaMats’ ONLY real money maker is selling fraudulant “creativity” self-help kits).

Via ABC News’ “The Wolf Files”With the floppy now standing as one of the century’s great contributions, IBM claims its scientists invented the disk in the late 1960s using in-house technology.
Inventor Soaks His Head Big Blue admitted in the past that it has licensing agreements with the doctor but downplayed his contributions. Now, spokeswoman Laura Croker says the company line is “No comment” on Dr. NakaMats’ claim. “I signed a non-disclosure agreement,” says NakaMats. “I can’t talk about it. But I invented it.”


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