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Nara’s horny deer-monk mascot

Sento-kun manga
Nara’s horny half-deer/half-monk mascot, Sento-kun, was caught out on the street with his antlers’ fully erect rather than their normal horizontal orientation .
Shameful.

SENTO-KUN’S ERECTION
antler angle WHAT?! Street happening
Mainichi Newspaper | 2018 June 01 (Google Translate)

Sento-kun
 

 
Previous “horny” reports include:

 



‘H’

Jake-Gyllenhaal-vs-octopus
muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_4200
Muppets / Celebrity:
Jake Gyllenhaal vs octopus

 

Some of our other “H” (Ecchi / エッチ) and octopus reports include:

 



Doll-ing in Japan

Youtuber “millna” has what she calls a DOLL HOUSE where: “I want to serve you people as a doll figure!” (ということでドール姿でみなさんを接客したい!—millna @mi_te_yo)

According to Reuters, this self-proclaimed “virtual doll” has taken it to a new level by creating a body suit that looks like a doll and lets you move like a human″″

While the Reuters is totally off-base by calling this offshoot of “dolling” (3Yen / 2013-08-29) the “latest trend” in fashion modeling in Japan. Kigurumi/”dollers” (3Yen / 2015-03-06) have long been a tiny-but-dank subculture in Japan.

 




Squid named ‘Happy’


Squid have two arms and eight tentacles.
So.. “Happy,” the eleven-tentacled squid, is aptly named.
Happy’s 11th appendage is an example a squid penile elongation, which has been observed to be as long as the mantle, head, and arms combined.

 
Our previous squid tentacled reports include:

 



Doraemon’s new job

The Tokyo Metro hired Japan’s most loved* manga and anime character, Doraemon, to be the mascot of their multilingual website called susuMetro!.”

susumetro_toujou-hole

The name susuMetro! (すすめメトロ!) plays on word — “susumeru” meaning to “continue” or “move forward” and Metro.


 
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Declared most Japan’s No. 1 character by a recent survey of Japan’s netizens (soranews24.com | 2018/02/01).

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Our previous reports of dorky Doraemon’s jobs include:

 



Ass face manners

Yet another of the great Tokyo train manners posters…This time promoting ass-to-face massages.

 
Previous posts of Tokyo train manners posters include:

 




Bicycle parking

Do not stop bicycle parking here, right?

Not the best English wording.
do-not-stop bicycle parkingvia Richard |@RichardMedh

 
Our previous bike parking posts include:

http://news.3yen.com/2013-08-25/big-bicycle-booty-busted/

 


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Men’s Elephant Pants with a Suck

Japanese does suck when it comes to guy’s elephant pants, ha, ha.

 
Language Note: “Suck” and ‘sock’ sound the same in Japanese: And, like in British English “pants” means underpants in Japanese.

Previous puerile Pants posts include:

 
 



 



Kinky Police

kinki-region
The Kinky (sic) Police administer the Kinki region—the southern-central area of Japan’s main island containing the major cities of Osaka, Kobe, and Kyoto.

Kinki police staffer flashed woman
Tokyo Reporter | 2018/Apr/25
Osaka Prefectural Police revealed on Tuesday that a 47-year-old staff member with the National Police Agency was sent to prosecutors for exposing himself to a woman last year

 

Previous Kinki reports on the 3Yen include: