Neck underwear

Ok, ok, the-rest-of-the-story is that Kubi no shitagi (首の下着) directly translates as “neck underwear,” which is one of the last-gasp marketing attempts of the nearly dead towel industry of Japan.

The Oo brand is a bit more ‘creative’ in their efforts (


tokyonama-texitle-logo-2Tokyonama, importer/distributer of original products from Japan–Geneva/Tokyo





The concept of Mu / / Nothingness runs strong in Japanese non-thinking.
japanese mu nothingfashion

TURBO MAX butt blaster

Japanese squirting toilets have never been more exciting than the new TURBO MAX butt blaster of “Shower Toilet K series Extra” from INAX (Lixil Corp.).


このウォシュレット、TURBO MAXを一度は体感しろという煽り感が凄い — sureare/島徹 (@sureare) August 24, 2018


A few of our many previous reports of Japanese Washets include:



Parallel Cultural Development?

Mizudome-no-Mai VS The Hay Baler Man

Parallel Cultural Development? Separated-at-Birth?

Hello Kitty beheaded!

They killed Hello Kitty yesterday at the Hello Kitty Island in Jeju Korea!

Beheading in Korea!

Before beheading

Typhoon Soulik swept across Japan and Korea yesterday and its winds-&-rain hit Hello Kitty Island Jeju, Korea hard enough to behead Hello Kitty.

Previous reports of Hello Kitty’s demise include:




暗〜い夜でも安心トゥゲザー!Together safe even in a dark night!
—謎の魚 @Nazo_no_Sakana

It’s a travesty but…
Somehow I have failed to report on the mascot of the Japanese pro baseball team, the Chiba Lotte Marines : “The Mysterious Fish” aka Nazo no Sakana (謎の魚).

For more information about The Mysterious Fish, refer to’s Holy Crap, This Japanese Mascot and the Fish’s twitter site, @Nazo_no_Sakana.

Bimbo vs Bluto history of Japan

Just a few days ago on the 15th, it was “Loser Day” celebrating Japan’s surrender to the US. Of course Fox News just had to claim…

Fox New’s Ainsley Earhardt claims US defeated "communist Japan" during World War II…

Bleach-bottle Bimbo history VS Bluto history


Kreepermon©…kinky Kumamon in the creeper mode

‵‵ フッフッフッ・・・ おやくま☆〜☆!!~′′
— sayeth the Kumamon, Aug. 10, 2018

A few of our many previous reports of creeper Kumamon aka (キモいモーン) include:



Peach-butt boy

Friend of the 3Yen, Mondo Mascots, reports that…

Deflating mascot mistaken for giant breast in New Chitose Airport, Hokkaido, Japan.
@mondomascots August 15, 2018

The actual Hokkaido mascot is the character “Kakure momojiri” (Momojiri means “peach butt”) from the Kobito-Zukan children’s book series (

Fukushima nuke statue apology


Criticism of the Fukushima City art installation of “Sun Child” statue wearing radiation protective suit | 2018.8.12 (funky Google Translate)
“Fighting rumor damage of Fukushima nuclear accident”: Amid criticism of the statue installed near JR Fukushima Station, a public apology was issued on the 12th.
Created by the artist, Kenji Yanobe, the “Sun Child” statue is about 6.2 meters high and depicts a child with its protective helmet removed and a chest-mounted radiation dosimeter indicating “000.”
At the statue’s unveiling ceremony held on May 3, Mayor Hiroshi Kibata said, “Contemporary art is abstractly expressed unlike science” and asked for understanding…blah, blah, blah…
More (in Japanese)


In a way the criticism of the statue by people of Fukushima City is understandable since the level of background radiation in Fukushima City and most Fukushima prefecture is the same as anywhere else in Japan.
Our previous reports of the FukushimaFuckup include: