Tentacles were nestled all snug in their beds…

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All the Cthulhus were nestled all snug in their tentacle beds / As visions of Japanese schoolgirls danced in the heads

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The 3Yen’s previous reports Tentacle Miracles of this Holy Season include:

Don’t attempt…


There is nothing wrong with your screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.
For the next 48 hours, sit quietly in your airline seat and we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your screen. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — the outer limits of MY VACATION IN THE REAL WORLD

Have a happy Uranus!

Not exactly Japan related but…

In honor of that today is Uranus’ Birthday (discovered March 13, 1781), here is a Rocket to Uranus!

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Previous news of Uranus or information about the same theme on the 3Yen includes:

   • Speaking of flying turtles (3Yen / 2005-07-27)
   • Soon, Ramen in Uranus? (3Yen / 2005-09-2)

Snowmageddon Tokyo!

Right now Tokyo is in the throes of Snowmageddon. Twelve to 18 cm (5-7 inches) of snow has fallen today, which is the most snow in past 16 years. It’s still coming down hard and will continue until midday tomorrow. Even my webcam is snowed in, ha, ha.


The Japanese caption reads:
quoter leftMy pain-in-the-ass bother lives upstairs.quoter right

弟が二階に住んでる人嫌いだからって いくらなんでもこれは……w
pic.twitter.com/5rZlC0yYo2 — ちえもけけ (@0225cemkk)
February 8, 2014


–WWNews Feb. 8, 2014 continues

The Bigger Question is:
Do snowmen in Japan only have two segments because Japanese people have such short legs?
Refer to: Yukidaruma, the Japanese snowman.

Santa sex with a shark…in Japan of course

…Santa Claus…embraces a Zebra shark as he* swims with fish inside the Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo
Gawker / 2013dec11


*Note that the Santa who is embracing the shark is a female staff member (3Yen / 2007-12-17) of Sunshine Aquarium wearing heavy waterproof makeup.
She is cross-dressing as Santa Claus in the true spirit of Japanese Christmas (3Yen / 2013-12-05) as you can see in the close-ups of her.

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Japanese ‘H-Cup’ withstands thousands of fondlers in a 24-hour charity event

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View the more randy and larger pix.

The animated GIF above is Ms. Mizumi Saki who withstood the onslaught of thousands of fondlers in a 24-hour anti-AIDS event according to giga-goofy Google Translate news…

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“Gravure” Idol News — Fondle sexy AV actress, Mizumi Saki
zakzak.co.jp | 2013.09.19
In their annual anti-AIDS fundraiser “24 hour TV Erotic! 2013 Save the Earth,” the adult channel, “Paradise TV, had Mizumi Saki (age 26), work as one of their ‘Tit Fondle Fundraising Girls’…physically up to the fondling challenge, Ms. Saki’s measurements are 153 centimeters (5 ft 1 in) tall; Bust: 88 cm (34½ in), which translates to a Japanese “H cup”; Waist: 60cm (23½ in); and Hip: 89cm (35 in)…5,597 fondlers donated more than 5 million yen ($50,500 USD) for the anti-AIDS effort.

My friend, The Tokyo Reporter (2013/08/16) interviewed Ms. Saki in his story entitled: quoter leftBreast squeeze, UFO phone sex to highlight porn channel charity drive. quoter right
In her interview she said, quotingLEFTy_10x11For guys who like them big, rub them as you wish.quotingRIGHty_12x15


Previous reports here on the 3Yen about this annual charity tittie squeeze include:
   • Japan’s charity breast drive (3Yen / 2013/08/16)
   • Tokyo’s titty twisting telethon twits (3Yen / 2011/08/04)
   • Charity telethon done Japan style (3Yen / 2006-09-12)

For more information about the charity event see: paradisetv.co.jp
Also refer to Ms. Saki’s engrish profile at: ooppai.com/profile/saki-mizumi