Right now Tokyo is in the throes of Snowmageddon. Twelve to 18 cm (5-7 inches) of snow has fallen today, which is the most snow in past 16 years. It’s still coming down hard and will continue until midday tomorrow. Even my webcam is snowed in, ha, ha.
The Japanese caption reads:
My pain-in-the-ass bother lives upstairs.
pic.twitter.com/5rZlC0yYo2 — ちえもけけ (@0225cemkk) February 8, 2014
GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH!
–WWNews Feb. 8, 2014 …continues…
The Bigger Question is:
Do snowmen in Japan only have two segments because Japanese people have such short legs?
Refer to: Yukidaruma, the Japanese snowman.
— ぐらなめこ (@guratan081)’s twitter December 22, 2013
…Somewhere in a field in Gifu Prefecture, Japanese Santas viciously attack with paintballs! Ho, ho, ho!
…Santa Claus…embraces a Zebra shark as he* swims with fish inside the Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo…
Gawker / 2013dec11
*Note that the Santa who is embracing the shark is a female staff member (3Yen / 2007-12-17) of Sunshine Aquarium wearing heavy waterproof makeup.
She is cross-dressing as Santa Claus in the true spirit of Japanese Christmas (3Yen / 2013-12-05) as you can see in the close-ups of her.
View the more randy and larger pix.
The animated GIF above is Ms. Mizumi Saki who withstood the onslaught of thousands of fondlers in a 24-hour anti-AIDS event according to giga-goofy Google Translate news…
“Gravure” Idol News — Fondle sexy AV actress, Mizumi Saki
zakzak.co.jp | 2013.09.19
In their annual anti-AIDS fundraiser “24 hour TV Erotic! 2013 Save the Earth,” the adult channel, “Paradise TV, had Mizumi Saki (age 26), work as one of their ‘Tit Fondle Fundraising Girls’…physically up to the fondling challenge, Ms. Saki’s measurements are 153 centimeters (5 ft 1 in) tall; Bust: 88 cm (34½ in), which translates to a Japanese “H cup”; Waist: 60cm (23½ in); and Hip: 89cm (35 in)…5,597 fondlers donated more than 5 million yen ($50,500 USD) for the anti-AIDS effort.
My friend, The Tokyo Reporter (2013/08/16) interviewed Ms. Saki in his story entitled: Breast squeeze, UFO phone sex to highlight porn channel charity drive.
In her interview she said, For guys who like them big, rub them as you wish.
Previous reports here on the 3Yen about this annual charity tittie squeeze include:
• Japan’s charity breast drive (3Yen / 2013/08/16)
• Tokyo’s titty twisting telethon twits (3Yen / 2011/08/04)
• Charity telethon done Japan style (3Yen / 2006-09-12)
For more information about the charity event see: paradisetv.co.jp
Also refer to Ms. Saki’s engrish profile at: ooppai.com/profile/saki-mizumi…
What every Japanese secretly wants to engage in: Fisting Pikachu…
Previous puerile Pikachu posted…
• Pikachu having a really good time (3Yen / 2013-05-17)
• Pikachu girls (3Yen / 2009-04-18/)
• Pikaku’s Privates (3Yen / 2008-09-09)
Some people need a little extra at Starbucks on the Tomei Expressway at 6:20am…
Yesterday I was on the Tomei Expressway at the base of Japan’s Mount Fuji when I noticed the Starbucks at the Ashigara Service Area (panoramio map/photo) offers that a little extra…sex.
To enjoy the best in Kitchen Design Norwich Buttseks.
By now, my wang was shriveling like a slug in a salt mine. The seemingly never-ending streams of Aunt Jemima Pancake batter soon had me coated like a plasterer’s radio. I can’t wait to devour the batter from wet spot on my mammy’s flowered fanny. With my long, chromed whisk, I thrusted deep into Jemima’s crusting trench made her quiver like an earthquake in a reclaimed land next to Tokyo Bay.
Their quiver is as an open sepulchre, they are all mighty mmmm…
Now that’s the Christmas spirit “Kitchen Doggie”!
Or better yet, check out this Christmas-Luchdor reindeer mask…
See and learn more about the true meaning of Japanese Christmas in the Comments section…
Whoopie! The 3Yen just hit an important milestone. The spam counter on the Wordpress dashboard says that we’re received ONE MILLION spams since our start in November of 2004, and I have personally scanned over every single one—D’oh!
Obama’s victory speech
Japan and the world’s candidate just gave his victory speech.