← Squat toilets (L) are the bane of my existence here in Japan. My cellphone or wallet is aways falling out and plopping into my own plop, arrrg.
Today, however, I have learned of a remoted-controlled “Robo Squatmobile” (below) that will serve me rather than my poop’s evil intentions. ↓
Remote Controlled Toilet to help you move items http://t.co/GwOi1SDXS7 pic.twitter.com/zpc8FavXN1 — Yuki Rinkya (@rinkya) March 6, 2014
Previous posts of plop about the poop on Japanese squat toilets include:
• BURNING BIDETS! Toto’s ‘Tornado Wash’ toilet (3Yen / 2007-04-19)
• Hi-tech toilet anxiety . . . in Japan (3Yen / 2011-12-21)
• I Sit ‘n’ Pee — It’s Japanese! ↓ (3Yen / 2010-05-22)
In their new collaboration, Japanese air conditioner manufacturer, Daikin Industries and ‘Smart Car’ of Mercedes-Benz unveiled their “Smarpy™” electric vehicle.
According to goofy Google Translate of Mercedes-Benz-connection.com (2014-Feb-28):
At the “Knowledge Plaza” of the Grand Front complex of Daikin Industries in Osaka held a “Smart Fes! (Smart festival)” to unveiling the “Smart fortwo electric drive” the Smarpy™, which is a collaboration “Pichon-kun” mascot of Daikin Industries and Mercedes Japan.
In the sage advice of Dr. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, I’m Not Saying It Was Aliens But, It Was Aliens and women!
Honda names first foreigner, female to top management
Reuters | 2014/02/24 – Honda Motor Co. named the first foreigner and first female to its all-Japanese, all-male roster of board members and operating officers…
…the car maker named Issao Mizoguchi, a Brazilian of Japanese descent and senior vice president at Honda South America, as one of its 23 operating officers. Honda also appointed woman, Hideko Kunii of the Shibaura Institute of Technology, to its 13-member board of directors…more…
Is such a thing EVEN possible? Yes it is.
~Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
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“King of Otoko (males)” from the planet Kanjani8 were seen cruising the streets of Harajuku, this illuminated intergalatic truckship (promoting the newest release the J-pop band).
Via (Tokyo Fashion© | February 23, 2014)
Who will win Miss Hooterless Japan 2014?
Your vote will determine Miss Hooters Japan 2014! Then, Miss Hooters Japan will go on to compete in the Miss Hooters World Congress to be held in America.
hooters.co.jp/MHJ2014/ (In Japanese)
Yummy! Now you can eat canned cat food served up by Japanese “maids” wearing brainwave-sucking Necomimi (3Yen 2011-05-06) cat ears for the ultimate kitty experience.
There’s a Cat Food Restaurant in Japan. It’s for Humans.
kotaku.com | 2014feb21
My idea of a dinner out isn’t being served what looks like cat food by a feline waiter. But hey, that’s just me.
Tomorrow in Tokyo, Nestlé Purina PetCare Company is opening "Restaurant Mon Petit," which is named after Mon Petit cat food…
…The restaurant is for a limited time only and will serve a full course French style meal that’s inspired by, um, cat food…
Den4, the 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large reports:
← Mo’ betta than Japan’s Poop-powered motorcycle (3Yen / 2012-09-18) as shown on the left is Godzilla’s Big Wheel® trike below. ↓
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Created for special operations by TOA Heavy Industries Corporation Ltd., this prototype of a male-version of a synthetic human claims to have a self-development type A.I. installed (which is very believable for a fcuking toy that only costs 120 dollars). Initially, TOA Heavy Industries says this male-type synthetic will be stationed at their headquarters as an “Agent.” Ri-i-i-ight. (￢_￢)
東亜重工 – TOA Heavy Industries
According to TOA’s website, their synthetic human can handle a variety of working environments and has exceptional “combat ability.” Toa goes on to, explain: Due to being a prototype, his outer aspects are incomplete, making the facial part just a shell that mimics the human face.
東亜重工 合成人間 – TOA HEAVY INDUSTRIES SYNTHETIC HUMAN
Ok, ok, these synthetic humans are from the manga comic “Biomega” that has:
AI companions working as agents sent by TOA Heavy Industries to retrieve humans with the ability to resist and transmute the N5S infection, which is spreading across the world, turning humans into “Drones”; disfigured, zombie-like beings [in other words, salarymen].
Previous 3Yen reports of Japan’s synthetic humans include:
• J-bots invade the Uncanny Valley (3Yen / 2010-08-05)
• Tokyo’s Fembot Bar (3Yen / 2012-07-28)
• Japan’s govn’t to build fun Gundams! (3Yen / 2012-06-27)
Not only is TOTO GMAX, the toilet robot (便器型ロボット) the best Japanese corporate mascot evar, Toto’s NEOREST washlet cellphone strap is the luckiest.
According to NEOREST , the cellphone charm promotes your “luck with money*” and you can find your “fortune” and “enjoy golden luck when you open it” as you can see below.
*Since the Japanese word for poop, “unko,” is so close their word for good luck, “unki,” poop is considered lucky. To learn more about why Japanese poop is so favored and “lucky” read:
• Lucky Japanese shite (3Yen / 2010-12-30)
• Be a Japanese poophead! (3Yen / 2010-04-06)
• Pink poop for Japanese stress (3Yen / 2010-03-05)