Tokyo’s famous “Gundam Front” complex that features a full-sized Gundam statue (L) (3Yen / 2012-06-07), now has a Gundam Cafe offering “Mc.Danield’s (sic) Hamburgers™” in a special “SALT BURGER” variation shown below.
Tokyo’s Gundam Cafe offers Mc.Danield's Hamburgers + special salty one!
— Rinkya (@rinkya) November 20, 2014
Dentails on the official Gundam Cafe website: g-cafe.jp
Seeing this photo, the first thing that came to my mind was:
Holy baby buddha…since when does the Shinkansen/Bullet Train have Nissan advertising on its side?!
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Then I discovered that this Nissan 350 Z Roadster’s “TRAIN” print ad is quite old —circa March 2007 (coloribus.com/adsarchive), and it is a massaged photo of the French TGV super train, not Japan’s Shinkansen/Bullet Train.
Merde, tricked by Frenchie trompe l’oeil advertising.
Today is Hello Kitty’s 40th birthday, which coincidentally is the birthday of her designer, Yuko Shimizu.
Refer to: After 40 Years, a Look at Hello Kitty's Success — ABC News (Associated Press) Oct. 31, 2014
The 3Yen previously covered Wino Kitty’s drinking problem in…
The loyalty card mascot, Mr. Ponta—tanuki/raccoon dog character, seems very down and depressed at a new Lawson convenience store being finished.
Normally, Ponta-kun is more animated and not so depressed.
Do you remember the Japanese Boyfriend Arm Pillow ? ↙(2012-11-26)
Or, how about Doggie-bags for bears in Japan ? ↙(2012-11-26)
Well, it bears repeating…*
…The YOU+MORE on-line store [has] cute animal buddies…to offer…
Why nap alone when you can snuggle up in the shoulder of a burly bear?…
*Sometimes you eat the bear—and sometimes the bear eats you…(3Yen / 2009-02-20)
Once again Japan proves its superior robot technology!…
Waxing your banana is now easy with Japan’s latest W-FAP™ that power syncs with your favorite wankadelic videos and kinkyazoid games!
Vorze: Electronic fleshlight that syncs to your favorite movies and ero-games!
—Tokyo Scum Brigade (@TokyoScum) October 23, 2014
And be sure not to miss the previous 3Yen reports on robohand jobs that include:
. . • ‘Talk to the hand’ (3Yen / 2012-04-14)
. . • Handroid — robo-hand (3Yen / 2011-09-03)
. . • Fist of Japan (3Yen.com / 2009-06-30)
And your all-time favorite…
. . • Wanker Expo↓ (3Yen.com /2007-08-01 )
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Japan’s Tamatoys’ JK* stool perfume of schoolgirl stink promises, huge excitement thanks to its realistic nature
JK Fecal Odour Recreated Perfectly
Sankaku Complex | Oct 23, 2014 (Warning: ÑṠFW banner ads)
… latest onanistic accessory in the form of a scented accent for clothing or underwear based on a perfect recreation of the scent of female high school girl excrement…more shit…
* JK stands for Joshi Kousei (女子高生 ), which is Japanese slang meaning female high school student.
Halloween is still a couple of weeks away but in Harajuku: Everyday is Halloween™.
In the über-trendy fashion district of Tokyo, Shibuya/Harajuku, the Headless Horsemen are enjoying themselves before their big ride on Halloween.
And for those needing a good Halloween costume…Here’s one that will serve dressing up as the Mummy on Halloween night and as a facial exerciser every night thereafter!
The 3Yen has reported on several of these amazing Japanese facial exercisers many times before including:
• Japanese in your face—Sucks and Blows (3Yen / 2014-01-29)
• Whore-ray faceLift Bra™ (3Yen / 2013-10-09)
• Japanese face tune-up (3Yen / 2012-07-07)
• Japanese WTF goods (3Yen / 2012-02-01)
Blacker than the “Black Ships” (3Yen / 2005-03-31), is President Obama as Commodore Perry and the TPP—Trans-Pacific Partnership—the proposed regional free-trade agreement*.
Here Obama is shown facing off the sacred cows of the JA–Japan Agriculture Group.
Tokyo has not been making very good progress in the preparations for the hosting of the 2020 Olympics…
Bidding reopened for Olympic stadium construction
Oct. 8, 2014, TOKYO (AP) – A new round of bidding for construction of the main stadium for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics will delay the start of the problematic project.
Some of the bids were reviewed by someone in the decision committee before all bids were in, a violation of the rules, Japan Sport Council official Takayuki Ito said on Tuesday.
Another round of bidding is due this month…”We need to revamp the whole system of planning for the Olympic stadium,” he said, acknowledging there were too many problems.
The True Reason for the irrational waste of money on the 2020 Olympics...
The new Tokyo Olympic stadium is just a cover for the underground base being built beneath it for PM Abe’s gray alien allies. Building these underground bases to house giant robots and giant robot research facilities is hard to keep secret; that’s the real reason for the construction rebidding the stadium project.
Previous 3Yen reports of Tokyo’s craptastic 2022 Olympics include: