Do you remember that dead Tamagotchi that fell behind your desk drawer in the late ’90s?
Well, ßan Dai Corp. wants you to resurrect it by solving the puzzle “Tamagotchi n!× CRAP Station“, which is a time capsule for the 20th anniversary of the device: tamagøtchi20th.cøm
Our previous ßan Dai related reports include:
The Adult VR (Virtual Reality) Expo will be held at Tokyo’s Ikebukuro this weekend. moguravr.com/adult-vr-expo-2016
The VR product shown below is described by goofy Google Translate as…
Dream of the penis warp machine— Once the interpolation is to Ona-hole, warp the penis is in the vagina of a favorite of that girl! Different dimension of pleasure strikes you!
Our previous reports of Japanese wanking tech include:
College students, let’s incontinence experience!
—Nursing & medical care “Super-VR Attraction” at the “Nico Nico Super Conference 2016″—
KAI-YOU.net | 2016.04.29 (Google Translate)
… We asked Nyan Shibata, currently in her fourth year of university, to have a VR (virtual realty) incontinence experience…
At the moment air is fed in, it reproduces the state of incontinence state with subtle warmth and feeling of pressure.
“Wow, oh, oh!” Miss Shibata’s to voice and facial expression indescribably changed as they started the incontinence device.
“Actually it was like taking a leak—Rather than discomfort, embarrassment has won,” she said, a little dazed.
…the “Incontinence Study Group” wants to this “incontinence experience” to help in training for nursing and medical fields…The group is not part any laboratory of the University of Electro-Communications. It’s only a club activity and has not applied yet for corporate support for further research.
You can also view a less fun Japanese explanation of the Urine Incontinence Experience…
Previous puerile pee-pee posts include:
Just in time for Japanese “White Day” when Japanese men reciprocate for Japanese Valentine’s Day gifts that only women give men…
scmp.com—A series of salaryman heads created on 3D printers by the Japanese animation house, Bijou.
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In the tradition of Japanese robots that nobody needs, Nissan has created self-parking, robotic, desk chairs.
Nissan’s “INTELLIGENT PARKING CHAIR” continues in the long line of useless Japanese robots like this Robo-teddy →
that wants to sweep you off your feet and cuddle.
Other Japanese crap-bots include:
“Pepper” humanoid robots contemplate their life in Japan Inc.
The above sad photo of Japan’s Softbank’s “Pepper” robots was taken at the 2015 International Robot Exhibition. The four-day event in Tokyo presents the newest robots from over 450 companies and organizations.
Our previous reports of sad-sack Japanese robots include:
Japanese model and “singer,” Natsume Mito, takes her Penis Robot out shopping for arbaito using the LINE app…ahh Japan.
In the 2015 Solar Challenge race, the photo below shows solar-powered car of Tokai University Japan, the Tokai Challenger, passes through Karlu Karlu (The Devil’s Testicles) as it runs in the yearly international competition.
Right now, the Tokai Challenger is in third place—Follow the race at the official website: worldsolarchallenge.org/dashboard/map
Since Softbank “Pepper” robot costs* 198,000 yen ($1,654 USD) to purchase and then the owner has to then pay another 24,600 yen ($206 USD) per month for the service contract, the bitchin’ bot better do a lot more than just, “shaking its hips and moan.”
No sex please, we’re robots!
Buyers of hit new ‘emotional robot’ Pepper to sign contract vowing it won’t be used for sex
DAILY MAIL | 22 September 2015
…Japan-based SoftBank included a clause in the ownership contract which said using the robot for ‘the purpose of sexual or indecent behavior’ breaks this rental agreement…Computer pranksters have already reprogrammed the iPad hanging from its neck to give Pepper ‘virtual breasts’ which makes it shake its hips and moan when touched..more…
Previously the 3Yen has reported on Japanese robosex including:
Question posed on reddit:
I was wondering automation and its effects on the workforce. Given that Hitachi has now introduced the first AI managers. Will automation change “employment” as we know it in the coming years?
┏[-_-]┛ WELCOME TO OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS ┗[-_-]┓(not)
The AI [artificial intelligence] of those “AI managers” does not mean they are bosses. The so-called “AI managers” are just software schedulers of logistics tasks using some AI. All major shipping companies have been using such software for years—the same for taxi companies, auto parts warehouses, and gambling casino management.
According to Hitachi’s press release (2015-09-15), the company is just trying to smooth out allocation production resources using better scheduling and prediction of factory job orders. These are not robot “managers” bossing humans around—just fancy computer calendars tied into Excel spreadsheets, <yawn>.
By integrating artificial intelligence technology into Hitachi’s automation for logistics tasks, they were able to verify an 8% improvement in efficiency. Cool! However, that’s what Amazon.com, UPS, Walmart, and every supermarket chain has been doing for the past 20 years.
The key point is that Hitachi’s AI technology is trying predict glitches in their production and figure out whether improvements/keizen actually work together to boast production. For example, a 200% improvement in the Widget bolt tightening also must have a 200% improvement in the Widget locking washer placement and picking/fitting of bolts before they’re tightened.
Bottom line: Move along folks—Nothing to see here, yet.
Previous 3Yen reports on the myths of Japanese robotics include: