A fashionable but invisible alien invasion force hit the Japan Fashion Week in Tokyo yesterday.

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Even when the aliens are visible, determining their gender is difficult as shown in the two photos below.

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Kamakazi cows!
And next on Fox Sports … Extreme Cow Tipping!

Cows ‘Commit Suicide’ Off Swiss Cliff
Saturday, 29 Aug 2009, MYFOX National– More than two dozen cattle have mysteriously fallen from a cliff to their deaths in the Swiss village of Lauterbrunnen, leading some to wonder if the bovines committed suicide.The Daily Mail reports that in just a span of three days 28 cows and bulls plunged hundreds of feet and were killed instantly…more…

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My African buttbuddy, Basjohn, was whining about his “Trolley Boy” life on his RoughToiletPaper.com blog.

Since I am American, a trolley is a light rail service such as the “South Lake Union Trolley.”

However, Basjohn has a different meaning of a trolley—a shopping cart, which in his damp dreams looks like this. Reading his long rambling post, I was expecting him to be drawing this kind of soul mate for Trolley Boy.

Sadly, I think he was more concerned with this kind of “Trolley” life.

3YEN EXCLUSIVE!
As reported here before, poor Gundam is very upset with his new job as Tokyo’s improved version of the Statue of Liberty*.
The Tokyo Odaiba GUNDAM has had such a grueling schedule of personal appearances—twice an hour, 16 hours a day—that he now has to use a cane after his emergency ACL reconstruction surgery.

Cellphone photo taken 2009-07-26-08:46:17

I wonder how the Tokyo City government will be able to handle his GIGANTIC workman’s compensation claim.

*Tokyo GUNDAM–symbol of hope in these uncertain times tokyoreporter.com July 14, 2009
….“I believe that the Odaiba Gundam will serve the same purpose as the Statue of Liberty — something to instill hope and inspiration in people”...more.…

Stardate: 20090719070637
1st Contact Status Report

—Encountered strange alien lifeforms emerging from the seashore.
—All attempts to communicate failed.
—Planet Nippon has no intelligent life.

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NEW BRANCH OF SHRUB FAMILY

BUSH TUCKER: Mr Shrub enlists help of volunteers
Sunday August 1, 2009 guardian.co.uk
ECO-HERO the Human Shrub struck again yesterday – with the help of his wife, Mrs Shrub.
Wearing a pink apron over her foliage camouflage, she handed out Bakewell tarts to hungry volunteers.
Her husband had earlier issued a rallying call on social networking website Facebook for help getting rid of weeds from a patch of land and replacing them with flowers and shrubs in Colchester, Essex.
Great-grandmother Myra Kimsey, 80, who answered the anonymous hero’s call, said: “I think what he’s doing is fantastic.”
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It’s official! I have a screw loose.
That is, I’m spending a month here at Club Dead(tm) aka Toho University Hospital to blast and yank out a 25 cm long metal pin in my leg that was giving me a massive MRSA “bone fever”…Hmmm that getting “boned” sounds kinky.

Needless to say, I am still alive and refuse to die—I’m a true Tokyo Zombie posting this at midnight from my hospital bed.
Check this YouTube video of Japanese kids who believe that a zombie is coming to get them by their adults. These kids they don’t get scared, they get even, and they mount an offensive against the Zombie.

SCOOP!
The 3Yen’s crack correspondent, Gaspard de Coligny, just sent in this EXCLUSIVE report and photo…

Saddam Hussein is not dead,
he was doing his shopping at Top Value in
Toyohashi Japan all this time.
(Picture taken yesterday.)

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For more details about Saddam Hussein in Japan and the Mel Gibson connection…continues…

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Yakiniku–”grilled meat,” is a Japanese term for BBQ first popularized by Korean immigrants in the Kansai area of Japan. Because meat is a luxury item in Japan, many people are eating less of it in these hard times hence the need for….
Air Yakiniku.

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