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10/3/2014

Sumo wrestlers are just hatched from eggs

The Sarcophagus* was one of the more impressive Goa’uld inventions.

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9/30/2014

Monkeys and goats, oh my!

This month’s subway manners poster for the Tokyo Metro features sheep, monkeys and an old goat—Go figure.

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6/20/2014

JAPAN IS THE WIENER!

2014 FIFA World Cup
Friday, June 20, 2014 at the Estádio das Dunas stadium, in Natal Brazil • Group C
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   JAPAN 0 GREECE 0
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200px-Daruma_dollCultural note:
In the above photo the Japanese fan’s head has a Daruma figurine with both eyes filled in to denote achievement of a goal.
← Shown on the left is a Daruma with only one eye inked in is a “hopeful” Daruma to help achieve success by signifying their commitment to achieving their goal.
For example, sports teams before a big match or politicians before an election will buy such a Daruma doll and ink in one eye with a calligraphy brush. Then, if they win the game or election, they will ink in the other eye.
For more details refer to Wikipedia.org/wiki/Daruma.


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5/16/2014

Japanese-Alien lovechild?

Japanese-Alien hybrid?
said-openIs such a thing EVEN possible? Yes it is.said-closed ~Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

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Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, His Eminence of the History Channel series, “ANCIENT ALIENS (Wiki),” has always contended that we are all “alien hybrids”…but perhaps he was referring to his secret Japanese-Alien lovechild.


Also refer to the previous 3Yen report:
  • Japanese researchers aren’t saying it was aliens, but… (3Yen / 2014-05-11)


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4/30/2014

Japan’s Super Prince of the Flaming Flocculent Fecal Plume

Thanks the otaku on 2chan.net (Bing Translator)
What is Kamen Rider BLACK RX* doing in the toilet?
Kamen Rider BLACK RX_500
*Black RX is the evolved form of Kamen Rider Black and is the first Kamen Rider to switch into different forms—in this case the BioToilet Rider, the Super Prince of the Flaming Flocculent Fecal Plume (Wikipedia.org).

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Previous 3Yen reports on Kaman Rider include:
   • Dork Drinks…from Japan of course (3Yen / 2011-02-25)
   • The traditional Nihon “Shocker” (3Yen / 2008-08-13)
   • Being your own super hero (3Yen / 2006-04-12)


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4/3/2014

POCKY — Japan’s top secret

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Have you ever wondered how chocolate Pocky pretzels were made?

Wonder no longer.

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ポッキーはまさかの職人の手仕事だった!
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—グリコ広報 (@glico_PR) March 31, 2014
 

Besides artisan-made Pocky snacks, previous puerile Pocky posts on the 3Yen include:
    • Japan plans for Plutonium Pocky! (3Yen / 2012-12-29)
    • Giant salmon pretzel sticks (3Yen / 2012-04-08)
    • Get Pockyed! (3Yen / 2009-07-25)


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4/1/2014

TEPCO prepares for cherry blossom viewing

white space is good for the soul tepco-hanami
sidebar spacer-QUOTEr graphic TEPCO Workers Hold Training for 2014 Hanami Matsuri
pic.twitter.com/M93E0p1laT — Shogannai (@Shogannai)’s twitter


funny-fuck-tepco-150x mickey mouse nuke plants of tepco
3Yen / 2012-01-26
: ‘TEPCO’: the definition of evil and stupid


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12/12/2013

Santa sex with a shark…in Japan of course

…Santa Claus…embraces a Zebra shark as he* swims with fish inside the Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo
Gawker / 2013dec11

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*Note that the Santa who is embracing the shark is a female staff member (3Yen / 2007-12-17) of Sunshine Aquarium wearing heavy waterproof makeup.
She is cross-dressing as Santa Claus in the true spirit of Japanese Christmas (3Yen / 2013-12-05) as you can see in the close-ups of her.

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12/10/2013

Japanese tentacle sex spreads across the world!

The evil grip of Japanese tentacle sex* (3Yen 2006-04-13) is reaching across the world and is appearing in the oddest places…

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You can learn more details about the National Reconnaissance Office’s new tentacle-sex* logo (L) at:
NROL-39 Logo Nothing Beyond Our Reach   Business Insider (Dec. 7, 2013)


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10/2/2013

PR secrets of Japan’s 2020 Olympics

Celebrating Japan’s PR coup, the Olympics 2020 to be held in Tokyo now has the perfect promotional commercial.
Enjoy.

Posted by Taro in Faux news flash, General | 1 Comment »

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