Japan Stargate 2015

Hi-tech Japan is always on the cutting edge of innovation…
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Caption:     Japanese men and boys step through the Stargate sacred ring after purifying themselves in the water during the Kawagtari Event (also known as the Hekokaki Festival) at Kora Taisha Shrine on June 1, 2015 in Kurume, Fukuoka, Japan.
More details via Ghettoey Images (2015-06-02)

A few of the many 3Yen reports of the Japan’s Stargates include:

 



Great A’Tuin spotted on a burger bun in Shibuya Tokyo

Den4, the 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large reports:

The Great A’Tuin (Wiki), the giant space turtle that holds up the Discworld, by the late Terry Prachett, seems to have landed on top of a hamburger bun in Shibuya

teddys_burger—Via fashion-press.net/news…

Previous spacey reports of burgers and turtles on the 3Yen include:

Japan’s economy is growing!

It’s planting season in Japan and this farmer is well on his way to having a bumper″ crop of Toyotas.

crop-of-toyotavalenchibarossiトヨタ田植え機始めたんだ— ちばろッシ@あと8連休 (@valenchibarossi) May 2, 2015

Previous crop″ reports on the 3Yen include:

 



Japan’s newest Bullet Train doesn’t need tracks or maglev

Japan’s newest Bullet Train at the “Banpaku Testudou” doesn’t need expensive tracks, hyper-expensive maglev guideway, or even a right-of-way!

 
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EXCLUSIVE: First still photo from Japan’s Star Wars Episode 7!

Hey, has anyone seen the new Star Wars trailer yet?
The still below from the movie looks gr-r-r-reat, doesn’t it?

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スター・ウォーズ エピソード7

pic.twitter.com/nDKDJ7moqP — パトリック・マシアス (@Patrick_Macias) November 28, 2014


The-Rest-of-the-Story…

Ok, ok, that still is from Japan’s film version of Star Wars, the film “Message from Space” (Wiki) and its TV spinoff “Message from Space: Galactic Wars (宇宙からのメッセージ 銀河大戦 Uchū kara no Messēji: Ginga Taisen).”
Specifically, its a still from episode 3, “Earth Beautiful Messenger,” that aired on TV Asahi (Toei) July 22, 1978 (Sat.) 19:30 ~.
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Episode 3’s plot according to the thoroughly demented, goofy Google Translate is…
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When the dragon and balloon is a combat training in space
One aircraft of spacecraft I crash to theta attacked from Gabarasu
Planet theta is the hometown of the Ape Man Ballou
Machine was riding women members Mass in reconnaissance spacecraft from Earth
The purpose of the Mass, the determination of the Earth Federation Supreme Council to father-Gen of Hayato was intelligence personnel
“Earth is not dispatched troops to intercept Gabanasu” It was mission is to inform the Hayato to us will be disappointed whether Abandoned Even though immigrants from the earth, and Suddenly, disappear Ron hair of Sofia appeared in encouragement and “Do not give up” in Brown
Oh …! What are things of that. . ! ! Planet reconnaissance personnel Mass kun, was kidnapped word Woman ninja Kunoi approach to kill the garbled Liu us to Mass in the “ninja-face steal”
However, Hayato is rescued the Mass real, I break the Gabanasu Ninja Corps

JAPAN IS THE WIENER!

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Friday, June 20, 2014 at the Estádio das Dunas stadium, in Natal Brazil • Group C
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200px-Daruma_dollCultural note:
In the above photo the Japanese fan’s head has a Daruma figurine with both eyes filled in to denote achievement of a goal.
← Shown on the left is a Daruma with only one eye inked in is a “hopeful” Daruma to help achieve success by signifying their commitment to achieving their goal.
For example, sports teams before a big match or politicians before an election will buy such a Daruma doll and ink in one eye with a calligraphy brush. Then, if they win the game or election, they will ink in the other eye.
For more details refer to Wikipedia.org/wiki/Daruma.

Japanese-Alien lovechild?

Japanese-Alien hybrid?
said-openIs such a thing EVEN possible? Yes it is.said-closed ~Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

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Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, His Eminence of the History Channel series, “ANCIENT ALIENS (Wiki),” has always contended that we are all “alien hybrids”…but perhaps he was referring to his secret Japanese-Alien lovechild.


Also refer to the previous 3Yen report:
  • Japanese researchers aren’t saying it was aliens, but… (3Yen / 2014-05-11)