Hey, has anyone seen the new Star Wars trailer yet?
The still below from the movie looks gr-r-r-reat, doesn’t it?
pic.twitter.com/nDKDJ7moqP — パトリック・マシアス (@Patrick_Macias) November 28, 2014
Ok, ok, that still is from Japan’s film version of Star Wars, the film “Message from Space” (Wiki) and its TV spinoff “Message from Space: Galactic Wars (宇宙からのメッセージ 銀河大戦 Uchū kara no Messēji: Ginga Taisen).”
Specifically, its a still from episode 3, “Earth Beautiful Messenger,” that aired on TV Asahi (Toei) July 22, 1978 (Sat.) 19:30 ~.
Episode 3’s plot according to the thoroughly demented, goofy Google Translate is…
…When the dragon and balloon is a combat training in space
One aircraft of spacecraft I crash to theta attacked from Gabarasu
Planet theta is the hometown of the Ape Man Ballou
Machine was riding women members Mass in reconnaissance spacecraft from Earth
The purpose of the Mass, the determination of the Earth Federation Supreme Council to father-Gen of Hayato was intelligence personnel
“Earth is not dispatched troops to intercept Gabanasu” It was mission is to inform the Hayato to us will be disappointed whether Abandoned Even though immigrants from the earth, and Suddenly, disappear Ron hair of Sofia appeared in encouragement and “Do not give up” in Brown
Oh …! What are things of that. . ! ! Planet reconnaissance personnel Mass kun, was kidnapped word Woman ninja Kunoi approach to kill the garbled Liu us to Mass in the “ninja-face steal”
However, Hayato is rescued the Mass real, I break the Gabanasu Ninja Corps
The Sarcophagus* was one of the more impressive Goa’uld inventions.
Details in the Comments section.
Also check out the hugely popular 3Yen post:
Ginza Goa’uld Sarcophagus Salon Open for Business
This month’s subway manners poster for the Tokyo Metro features sheep, monkeys and an old goat—Go figure.
2014 FIFA World Cup
Friday, June 20, 2014 at the Estádio das Dunas stadium, in Natal Brazil • Group C
JAPAN 0 GREECE 0
In the above photo the Japanese fan’s head has a Daruma figurine with both eyes filled in to denote achievement of a goal.
← Shown on the left is a Daruma with only one eye inked in is a “hopeful” Daruma to help achieve success by signifying their commitment to achieving their goal.
For example, sports teams before a big match or politicians before an election will buy such a Daruma doll and ink in one eye with a calligraphy brush. Then, if they win the game or election, they will ink in the other eye.
For more details refer to Wikipedia.org/wiki/Daruma.
Is such a thing EVEN possible? Yes it is. ~Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, His Eminence of the History Channel series, “ANCIENT ALIENS (Wiki),” has always contended that we are all “alien hybrids”…but perhaps he was referring to his secret Japanese-Alien lovechild.
Also refer to the previous 3Yen report:
• Japanese researchers aren’t saying it was aliens, but… (3Yen / 2014-05-11)
Thanks the otaku on 2chan.net (Bing Translator)…
— What is Kamen Rider BLACK RX* doing in the toilet?
*Black RX is the evolved form of Kamen Rider Black and is the first Kamen Rider to switch into different forms—in this case the BioToilet Rider, the Super Prince of the Flaming Flocculent Fecal Plume (Wikipedia.org).
Previous 3Yen reports on Kaman Rider include:
• Dork Drinks…from Japan of course (3Yen / 2011-02-25)
• The traditional Nihon “Shocker” (3Yen / 2008-08-13)
• Being your own super hero (3Yen / 2006-04-12)
Have you ever wondered how chocolate Pocky™ pretzels were made?
Wonder no longer.
—グリコ広報 (@glico_PR) March 31, 2014
Besides artisan-made Pocky snacks, previous puerile Pocky posts on the 3Yen include:
• Japan plans for Plutonium Pocky™! (3Yen / 2012-12-29)
• Giant salmon pretzel sticks (3Yen / 2012-04-08)
• Get Pockyed! (3Yen / 2009-07-25) ↓
TEPCO Workers Hold Training for 2014 Hanami Matsuri
pic.twitter.com/M93E0p1laT — Shogannai (@Shogannai)’s twitter
…Santa Claus…embraces a Zebra shark as he* swims with fish inside the Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo…
Gawker / 2013dec11
*Note that the Santa who is embracing the shark is a female staff member (3Yen / 2007-12-17) of Sunshine Aquarium wearing heavy waterproof makeup.
She is cross-dressing as Santa Claus in the true spirit of Japanese Christmas (3Yen / 2013-12-05) as you can see in the close-ups of her.
The evil grip of Japanese tentacle sex* (3Yen 2006-04-13) is reaching across the world and is appearing in the oddest places…
You can learn more details about the National Reconnaissance Office’s new tentacle-sex* logo (L) at:
NROL-39 Logo Nothing Beyond Our Reach – Business Insider (Dec. 7, 2013)