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	<title>News on Japan &#187; Faux news flash</title>
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		<title>Invisible aliens have landed in Japan!</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-10-20/invisible-aliens-have-landed-in-japan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fashionable but invisible alien invasion force hit the Japan Fashion Week in Tokyo yesterday.

Rest-of-the-story
Even when the aliens are visible, determining their gender is difficult  as shown in the two photos below.

Embiggen to 610&#215;1082.

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		<title>Kamikaze cows!</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-08-30/kamikaze-cows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kamakazi cows!
And next on Fox Sports &#8230; Extreme Cow Tipping!

Cows &#8216;Commit Suicide&#8217; Off Swiss Cliff
 Saturday, 29 Aug 2009, MYFOX National&#8211; More than two dozen cattle have mysteriously fallen from a cliff to their deaths in the Swiss village of Lauterbrunnen, leading some to wonder if the bovines committed suicide.The Daily Mail reports that in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trolley Boy virgin  (not Japan related)</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-08-07/basjohn-trolley-boy/</link>
		<comments>http://news.3yen.com/2009-08-07/basjohn-trolley-boy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My African buttbuddy, Basjohn, was whining about his &#8220;Trolley Boy&#8221; life on his RoughToiletPaper.com  blog.
Since I am American, a trolley is a light rail service such as the &#8220;South Lake Union Trolley.&#8221;

However, Basjohn has a different meaning of a trolley&#8212;a shopping cart, which in his damp dreams looks like this.  Reading his long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tokyo GUNDAM is now handicapped</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-07-26/tokyo-gundam-is-now-handicapped/</link>
		<comments>http://news.3yen.com/2009-07-26/tokyo-gundam-is-now-handicapped/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Faux news flash]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[3YEN EXCLUSIVE!
As reported  here before, poor Gundam is very upset with his new job as Tokyo&#8217;s improved version of the Statue of Liberty*.
The Tokyo Odaiba GUNDAM has had such a grueling schedule of personal appearances&#8212;twice an hour, 16 hours a day&#8212;that he now has to use a cane after his emergency ACL reconstruction surgery.

Cellphone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Federation rejects Planet Nippon</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-07-19/the-federation-rejects-planet-nippon/</link>
		<comments>http://news.3yen.com/2009-07-19/the-federation-rejects-planet-nippon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 07:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Stardate: 20090719070637
1st Contact Status Report
&#8212;Encountered strange alien lifeforms emerging from the seashore.
&#8212;All attempts to communicate failed.
&#8212;Planet Nippon has no intelligent life.

embiggen
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		<title>SHRUBBERY?</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-07-01/shrubbery/</link>
		<comments>http://news.3yen.com/2009-07-01/shrubbery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Faux news flash]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[NEW BRANCH OF SHRUB FAMILY

BUSH TUCKER: Mr Shrub enlists help of volunteers
Sunday August 1, 2009 guardian.co.uk
ECO-HERO the Human Shrub struck again yesterday – with the help of his wife, Mrs Shrub.
Wearing a pink apron over her foliage camouflage, she handed out Bakewell tarts to hungry volunteers.
Her husband had earlier issued a rallying call on social [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zombie Taro to escape CLUB DEAD(tm)</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-06-12/zombie-taro-escapes-club-deadtm/</link>
		<comments>http://news.3yen.com/2009-06-12/zombie-taro-escapes-club-deadtm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:48:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official! I have a screw loose.
That is, I&#8217;m spending a month here at Club Dead(tm) aka Toho University Hospital to blast and yank out a 25 cm long metal pin in my leg that was giving me a massive  MRSA &#8220;bone fever&#8221;&#8230;Hmmm that getting &#8220;boned&#8221; sounds kinky. 
Needless to say, I am still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saddam Hussein is alive and shopping at Top Value in Toyohashi Japan!</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-05-05/saddam-hussein-is-alive-and-shopping-at-top-value-in-toyohashi-japan/</link>
		<comments>http://news.3yen.com/2009-05-05/saddam-hussein-is-alive-and-shopping-at-top-value-in-toyohashi-japan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 12:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[SCOOP!
The 3Yen&#8217;s  crack correspondent, Gaspard de Coligny, just sent in this EXCLUSIVE  report and photo&#8230;
Saddam Hussein is not dead,
he was doing his shopping at Top Value in
Toyohashi Japan all this time.
(Picture taken yesterday.)

Click to enlarge to full size photo, 576&#215;767 pixels.
For more details about Saddam Hussein in Japan and the Mel Gibson connection&#8230;continues&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>Taro is a twit. Tweet him.</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-04-18/taro-is-a-twit-tweet-him/</link>
		<comments>http://news.3yen.com/2009-04-18/taro-is-a-twit-tweet-him/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Faux news flash]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a twit. Tweet me!
Follow me at:  http://twitter.com/taro3yen


The 3Yen&#8217;s Twitter billboard is &#8220;sponsored&#8221; by Ashton Kutcher (via adage.com).
]]></description>
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		<title>Air BBQ</title>
		<link>http://news.3yen.com/2009-02-10/air-bbq/</link>
		<comments>http://news.3yen.com/2009-02-10/air-bbq/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yakiniku&#8211;&#8221;grilled meat,&#8221; is a Japanese term for BBQ first popularized by Korean immigrants in the Kansai area of Japan. Because meat is a luxury item in Japan, many people are eating less of it in these hard times hence the need for&#8230;.
Air Yakiniku.
 
Click to watch Flash.
]]></description>
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