Nude Trump . . . only in Japan

Something nobody wants to see!

nude-trumpchris-carlierr— Chris Carlier (@Pubgoblin) Feb. 8, 2016
 
 

 
But wait, it gets worse.
Japanese in Ishikawa Kanazawa pay to get coifed at Trump Hair.
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Previous reports of Japan’s fun hair salons include:

 



 

Best Korea launches their Blob at Japan!

I’ve had two emergency alerts on my cellphone and couple of community announcements about North Korea launching a blob at Japan (japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/02/07/national/north-korea-fires-rocket-seen-covert-missile-test-japan-condemns-launch/).

Japan’s public broadcaster, NHK, is all in a tither about this image highlighting this blob-cum-missile flying over Japan’s southern Okinawan island chain.
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 North Korea shoots missiles ssm 1 Pongi

Previous reports of Best Korea’s “Dong” missiles include:

 



 

Japanese idol group cheers on wanton wombat sex at Osaka zoo

A new Japanese idol group spearheads″ the mating of wombats in Osaka!

Kyodo News | Jan. 26, 2016 | OSAKAzoo is struggling to find a bride for one of its wombats, the country’s only breeding-age specimen of the Australian native animal. To help find 11-year-old male “Fuku” a mate, Satsukiyama Zoo has created an all-girl idol group to spearhead a wombat-breeding campaign…more...

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Furry fun of the Japanese police

The Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department has officially joined Furry fandom. hi-from-pipo-kun
They’ve decided that it’s not enough to have Pipo-kun
as a mascot, and they also need the furry, Tewatasana-inu chan.

 inu-chanMulboyne avatar

Police mascot causing a stir online.
https://t.co/LQBh4AMm0p pic.twitter.com/B7m5eSzOts — Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) Jan. 5, 2016
 

Tewatasana-inu-chan police mascotTewatasana-inu chan(テワタサナイーヌ ちゃん), the furry dog-girl extraordinaire, has only been on the job since last November but already she has been attracting attention (perhaps unwanted) from Yokohama’s police mascot, pigaru-kun_2
Pi-gull kun (ピーガルくん) 
as you can in the photo below of the two of them “yiffing*” in a candid momement.
sekuhara-smallpi-gul_vs_tewasanainu

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Previous police and Pipo-kun mascot reports on the 3Yen include:

 


 


 

‘Namahage’ New Years Ogres

Like Krampus on acid, Japan’s ‘Namahage’—New Years Ogres armed with fake wooden deba knives go door-to-door admonishing children who may be guilty of laziness or bad behavior.
Namahage yell phrases like “Are there any crybabies around?” (泣く子はいねがぁ Nakuko wa inee gā?) or “Are naughty kids around?” (悪い子はいねえか Waruiko wa inee ka?) —Wikipedia.org/wiki/Namahage

 
Namahage group

A child cries while being lifted by a man disguised as “Namahage” wearing a demon-like mask and a costume made of straw, in Oga, northeastern Japan
Kyodo News | 2015/12/31
: “Namahage” end-of-year rituals

 

Previous reports of Namahage on the 3Yen include:

 



 

Cthulhu Christmas?

A giant squid was seen just paddling around Toyama Bay in a marina on the morning of 24th. It’s rare that living giant squid to be seen so close the shore and on the surface. The length of the giant was about 4m and its girth was about 1m.

Some of the many other videos of this Cthulhu Christmas in Toyama Prefecture Japan include:
   • https://youtu.be/7Bxj_58_xeY
   • https://youtu.be/bCUMCrUKZsg

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A few of the many previous reports of the Japanesque Evil of the Deep, Cthulhu, on the 3Yen include:

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Something fishy about Christmas Eve in Japan

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No doubt about it, there’s always something fishy about Christmas Eve in Japan.
kill-bill-claus

Really fishy Xmas stories that the 3Yen has featured before include:

 



KIRIMI-chan Christmas — Japan’s Salmon Steak Xmas

Sanrio, the Japanese company behind Hello Kitty, has new Christmas character: Kirimi-chan.
And Kirimi-chan is a real character—She’s a salmon steak with arms and legs who is coming to your Christmas tree!

 
 kirimi-chriostmas

kirimi今日はクリスマスツリーの日だよ…!よぅし、飾り付けはバッチリ…!
pic.twitter.com/9lFd8ux6SL — KIRIMIちゃん.【公式】 (@kirimi_sanrio) December 7, 2015

 

 
banner-kirimi-300xName: Kirimi-chan
Birthday: August 31st
A star in the sliced food world. Hello. I’m kirimichan. Your faithful mealtime partner! Be sure to grill me up nicely!
—via Sanrio Timeline