Beginning to look like ‘Kurisumasu’

Meri Kurisumasu (メリークリスマス) aka XXX Merry Christmas from the love-Hotel Chapel Christmas

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According to DingisMcGee’s youtube, ‵‵Hotel Chapel Christmas near Narita International Airport is where Santa takes his ‘Hoe Hoe Hoe’ in Japan.″

Hotel Chapel Christmas says it’s, ‵‵Designed for adults only…guests can unwind and relax in the spacious [Christmassy] environment

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Our previous Christmassy reports of Japan include:

 






Artsy-fartsy Tokyo street ‘installation’

This looks like an artsy-fartsy “installation” of béton brut art of a Brutalist bent. (⊙_◎)


 

For exemplification, here are art projects compared to Tokyo street “installations”…
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Our other coverage of concrete “art” of Japan includes:

 



 


BoobooMan—a mascot indicative of 2016 Japan

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Can you remember the Japanese WTF Goods (3Yen 2012-02-01)—the infamous mouth exerciser?

Well, our friends at “Mondo Mascots” found the perfect boyfriend for Miss Mouth on the left, BoobooMan!
    ) ゜o゜(

 
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Our previous “mouthy” reports include:

 



 


Real Japan: Bonenkai drunks at the end-of-the-year

It’s that time of the year again.

 
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BEWARE OF DRUNKS FALLING OFF THE TRAIN PLATFORMS!
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Previous reports of Japan’s Scourge of December, bonekai drunks, include:

 



 


Borneo!

Right now the 3Yen is the 3Ringgit — I’m the Wild Man of Borneo and on vacation for a week deep in the jungles of Malaysia.

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Yum yum! Yum! Yum! Eat ‘um up! Yum! Yum! Eat ‘um up!

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Please Mothra, ple-e-e-ease.

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Matching Japanese Doll WomenFor more about the Mothra and the fairies (see right) :

  • Mothra’s singing Japanese fairies (3Yen / 2006-01-30)
  • 1960s Japanese ‘GS’ (3Yen / 2008-11-23)
  • WTFMothra (3Yen / 2010-12-21)

 




Thanks Kitty

Happy Thanksgiving—Nobody has a mouth.
No drama—No overeating.

 

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pic.twitter.com/7FKSluPZpf — Hello Kitty (@hellokitty) Nov. 24, 2016
 

 
Previous Kitty / Thanks reports on the 3Yen include:

 




It’s beginning to look like ….

It’s beginning to look like Christmas / Everywhere you go~
Santa brings her gifts to Tokyo early…

A few of our many previous reports Japanese Christmas include:

 




Japanese toilet candy is the shits, literally

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Japanese toilet candy shit-kit — the Moco Moco Mocolet.
Besides kits with modern flushers, they also offer candy in old style Japanese squat toilets. Each kit contains toy toilets with blue poop-candy powder that has a soda flavor and a pink poop with strawberry flavor.

See more about the toy toilet kits in the Comments section.
 
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A few of our other many shitty toilet tales of Japan include:

 




Trump Tower Tokyo

Gently nestled between two stacked rail lines and a scenic 6-lane highway, you too can afford to live in “Trump Tower” for only $750 USD a month!

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(Google Translate)
Trump Tower Tokyo
4-67-6 Kamata, Ota Ward, Tokyo
New construction—Pets are OK—Within five minutes of the station! Trump Tower is very convenient to everything: trains, supermarkets, convenience stores, banks, shopping, etc. Everyone envies a high quality life of these very attractive apartments.
Rent: 83,000 yen/month ($750 USD/m)

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Our previous reports of Trump in Tokyo include: