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10/24/2014

Japan’s newest hi-tech: ‘W-FAP’ for waxing your banana

Once again Japan proves its superior robot technology!…
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Waxing your banana is now easy with Japan’s latest W-FAP that power syncs with your favorite wankadelic videos and kinkyazoid games!

Vorze: Electronic fleshlight that syncs to your favorite movies and ero-games!
TokyoScumhttp://t.co/ewTQjEWgnL pic.twitter.com/iHzpQVMcvy
—Tokyo Scum Brigade (@TokyoScum) October 23, 2014

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And be sure not to miss the previous 3Yen reports on robohand jobs that include:
. . ‘Talk to the hand’ (3Yen / 2012-04-14)
. . Handroid — robo-hand (3Yen / 2011-09-03)
. . Fist of Japan (3Yen.com / 2009-06-30)
And your all-time favorite…
. . Wanker Expo (3Yen.com /2007-08-01 )
. . . . . . ..WANKERING MACHINES IN ACTION at the Adult Treasure Expo AET 2007..


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10/23/2014

Selling Japanese schoolgirl stink?

Japan’s Tamatoys’ JK* stool perfume of schoolgirl stink promises, said-openhuge excitement thanks to its realistic naturesaid-closed

JK Fecal Odour Recreated Perfectly
Sankaku Complex | Oct 23, 2014 (Warning: ÑṠFW banner ads)
latest onanistic accessory in the form of a scented accent for clothing or underwear based on a perfect recreation of the scent of female high school girl excrementmore shit
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* JK stands for Joshi Kousei (女子高生 ), which is Japanese slang meaning female high school student.


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10/22/2014

Let’s ZOOT!

A zoot suit (Wiki) sombreroed prowls the mean streets of Harajuku with his chrome rotary dial handset briefcase mobile (used to phone home to 1940s Alpha Centauri binary star system).


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Ah, so Japan.


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10/19/2014

Hot date with dolls at Japan’s war-criminal shrine

Japan’s loves tweaking the nose of the rest of Asia with their official visits of their cabinet ministers and diet members to the controversial Yasukuni Jinja—the national war shrine that commemorates those who have died in service of the Empire of Japan including 1,068 war criminals (Wiki).

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Guy brought a doll out to #Yasukuni

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I can’t say the Yasukuni Shrine would be a great place to take a date but at least the love doll above cannot complain very much.
And speaking of dolls, yesterday Japan’s Prime Minister Abe sent his so-called “harem” of utsukushii cabinet ministers to Yasukuni Shrine to assuage the souls of Japan’s dead war criminals*.

      japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/10/18/ …
Cabinet Ministers Visit Yasukuni Shrine’s Fall Festival
female-empowerment..
Yasukuni-Bimbo-Minister..
Top-Cop-bimbo-minister..

Posted by Taro in General, Politics | 3 Comments »

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10/19/2014

Japanese—all look the same?

Japanese people often say that Japanese girls look all the same and referred to them as Ryosangata Joshidaisei Ryousangata-Joshidaisei-kanji “mass production female university students” (details).

YuRa_galaxxxy’s tweet:
You think all they’re all the same person or is it just me?all-look-the-same

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"全員同一人物だと思うのは僕だけですか"
pic.twitter.com/BKSDJJcySv — ଘ遊月さん(ゆらっぱい)⚤✩‧₊* (@YuRa_galaxxxy) October 19, 2014

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Also refer my previous alllooksame reports:


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10/18/2014

‘Decora’ derp

A so-called “respectful*” video about Japanese Decora (Wiki) —a Harajuku subculture who wear trashcans of colorful bits junk all over their bodies as their street fashion-cum-lifestyle.


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10/18/2014

Oh Buddha, it has started again!

It’s not even Halloween yet. Make it go away, pleeeease.

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10/16/2014

Is Pedo Pharrell too japanesque?

Is Pharrell Williams’ latest music video “It Girl” too pedo-japanesque?

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—The New Yorker (Oct. 15, 2014)
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Pharrell Williams’s Lolicon Video

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10/16/2014

Internet addiction continues to rise in Japan

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Japanese experts are blaming the the increasing quality of digital content and the plague of smartphone/keitai zombies (3Yen 2014-07-06) for the continuing increase of Net addicts, who often prefer the Internet over other essential activities such as sleeping (or sex).

Internet addiction rising in Japan
NHK WORLD Oct. 15, 2014
A panel of experts in Japan says more than 4.2 million people in the country are addicted to the internet…addiction is up 50 percent from the last survey 6 years ago.
Addiction is suspected when people neglect their work or household chores as a result of spending too much time online.
More…

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Solution?
The Japanese government needs a crash program to provide all Internet junkies with the “iFeel_IM” — the “Virtual Hugging Vest” has been created at Toyohashi University of Technology.
As shown below, the “iFeel_IM” can simulate the feel of a hug or shrug using the tight vest and electronic sensors and vibrotactile actuators. The iFeel_IM’s website describes that the vest can provide hikomori/socially-isolated geek with: “The quickened thump of an angry heart beat, a spine-tingling chill of fear, or that warm-all-over sensation sparked by true love — all can be felt even as your eyes stay glued to a computer screen.”
iFeel_IM Affective Haptics in Emotional Communication..

For more about this perfect solution, refer to the previous report on the 3Yen (2010-04-10): sad iFeel_IM

Posted by Taro in General, Internet, Society | 3 Comments »

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10/16/2014

Pisser presser

As I have written before*, according to Japanese law everything must have a cute mascot—a yuru-kyara / yuru-kyara japanese loose character mascot—literally a ‘loose character’ or ‘floppy mascot’. And, the No. 1 in the mascot popularity polls in Japan is “Funassyi,” the official unofficial character Funabashi City, which is next to Tokyo. (wikipedia.org).

So, imagine my surprise to see that Funassyi suddenly has a brother “Funagoro” who at his first press conference today pissed* all over the reporters(Click to watch the video of the “pisser presser”)
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The puerile pissing* action starts at the 6min 20sec point of the video.

*Ok, ok, Funagoro didn’t really piss on the press. He and Funassyi are supposed to be pears and pears can get infested with worms. Funagoro has a green caterpillar up his butt that shoots silk with he gets excited.

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Previous puerile reports of Funassyi on the 3Yen include:


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