Something nobody wants to see!
— Chris Carlier (@Pubgoblin) Feb. 8, 2016
But wait, it gets worse.
Japanese in Ishikawa Kanazawa pay to get coifed at Trump Hair.
Previous reports of Japan’s fun hair salons include:
I’ve had two emergency alerts on my cellphone and couple of community announcements about North Korea launching a blob at Japan (japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/02/07/national/north-korea-fires-rocket-seen-covert-missile-test-japan-condemns-launch/).
Japan’s public broadcaster, NHK, is all in a tither about this image highlighting this blob-cum-missile flying over Japan’s southern Okinawan island chain.
Previous reports of Best Korea’s “Dong” missiles include:
A new Japanese idol group ″ spearheads″ the mating of wombats in Osaka!
Kyodo News | Jan. 26, 2016 | OSAKA…zoo is struggling to find a bride for one of its wombats, the country’s only breeding-age specimen of the Australian native animal. To help find 11-year-old male “Fuku” a mate, Satsukiyama Zoo has created an all-girl idol group to spearhead a wombat-breeding campaign…more...
David Bowie Dead —Billboard | 2016Jan11
He just released his 25th album, Blackstar, Jan. 8, which was his 69th birthday.
The Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department has officially joined Furry fandom.
They’ve decided that it’s not enough to have Pipo-kun →
as a mascot, and they also need the furry, Tewatasana-inu chan.
Tewatasana-inu chan” (テワタサナイーヌ ちゃん), the furry dog-girl extraordinaire, has only been on the job since last November but already she has been attracting attention (perhaps unwanted) from Yokohama’s police mascot,
Pi-gull kun (ピーガルくん) →
as you can in the photo below of the two of them “yiffing*” in a candid momement.
Previous police and Pipo-kun mascot reports on the 3Yen include:
Like Krampus on acid, Japan’s ‘Namahage’—New Years Ogres armed with fake wooden deba knives go door-to-door admonishing children who may be guilty of laziness or bad behavior.
Namahage yell phrases like “Are there any crybabies around?” (泣く子はいねがぁ Nakuko wa inee gā?) or “Are naughty kids around?” (悪い子はいねえか Waruiko wa inee ka?) —Wikipedia.org/wiki/Namahage
A child cries while being lifted by a man disguised as “Namahage” wearing a demon-like mask and a costume made of straw, in Oga, northeastern Japan…
Kyodo News | 2015/12/31 : “Namahage” end-of-year rituals
Previous reports of Namahage on the 3Yen include:
Gambling is good for Japanese elderly, ri-i-i-ght.
Gambling help Japan’s elderly stay sharp
—Japanese senior centers increasingly adding gaming machines and tables
—Some research suggests gambling may stave off dementia
CNN | December 24, 2015More…
A giant squid was seen just paddling around Toyama Bay in a marina on the morning of 24th. It’s rare that living giant squid to be seen so close the shore and on the surface. The length of the giant was about 4m and its girth was about 1m.
Some of the many other videos of this Cthulhu Christmas in Toyama Prefecture Japan include:
A few of the many previous reports of the Japanesque Evil of the Deep, Cthulhu, on the 3Yen include:
No doubt about it, there’s always something fishy about Christmas Eve in Japan.
Really fishy Xmas stories that the 3Yen has featured before include:
Sanrio, the Japanese company behind Hello Kitty, has new Christmas character: Kirimi-chan.
And Kirimi-chan is a real character—She’s a salmon steak with arms and legs who is coming to your Christmas tree! ↓
Birthday: August 31st
A star in the sliced food world. Hello. I’m kirimichan. Your faithful mealtime partner! Be sure to grill me up nicely!
—via Sanrio Timeline