Perfect summer dress for Tokyo

Here’s a perfect summer “dress” for Tokyo’s torrid summer—a seemingly endless five months of more than 30°C (86°F) heat and 90% humidity, arg.

Also, this was on the Japanese news today…

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“女子陸上のユニフォーム ヤバくないすか?>#何故このデザインにしたのか”@INUIROCKET
“Women’s athletics uniforms, aren’t they?” #WhyDidYouDesignThis

 

Our previous reports of Japanese swim dressing include:

 



 


Kinky Police

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The Kinky (sic) Police administer the Kinki region—the southern-central area of Japan’s main island containing the major cities of Osaka, Kobe, and Kyoto.

Kinki police staffer flashed woman
Tokyo Reporter | 2018/Apr/25
Osaka Prefectural Police revealed on Tuesday that a 47-year-old staff member with the National Police Agency was sent to prosecutors for exposing himself to a woman last year

 

Previous Kinki reports on the 3Yen include:

 



TRUE LOVE (pillow)

Japan’s goofiest mascot, Kumamon, has found his true love. That is, his true love-pillow/dakimakura (抱き枕).

ごろ〜ん・・・かーらーのー、おやくま〜☆!!
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Our previous reports of Japanese love of dakimakura pillows include:

 



Toys Ain’t Us®

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Here in Japan, Toys Ain’t Us®, is still chugging along serving the screaming needs of bratty, I-want-I-want-I-want Japanese kids demanding immediate gratification (online sales doesn’t serve this need and thus brick-&-mortar still reigns supreme in Japan).

Toys R Us in talks to sell majority stake in Asia unit, including Japan business
The Japan Times | 12 Apr 2018
Toys R Us Asia Ltd., its parent, is in talks with …The Hong Kong-based joint venture with Fung Retailing Ltd. includes over 400 physical stores and eight online stores across Hong Kong, Japan, China, Macau, Brunei, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan and Thailandmore

 

Our previous reports of Toys R Us include:

 



 


Pole dancing mascot?

ア〜イアイ〜♪おさ〜るさ〜んかモーン!おやくま〜☆
The mascot Kumamon’s attempt to broaden his appeal by pole dancing at a nursing home may have been misguided, mon〜☆!! ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

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Our previous reports of krazy Kumamon include:

 



Best Korea’s ‘Hotel Doom’ gets a face lift!

Hotel Doom Pyongyanghotel_logoBest Korea has added a massive LED display showing a waving North Korean flag to the top of Pyongyang’s Ryugyong Hotel…aka “Hotel Doom.”north korean flag waving

 

 
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Finally, we see the Ryugyong Tower at night
@vunamphuong | 2018-04-02@vunamphuong

 

 




Good Friday, Japan

Go go Good Friday, Japan!!~
Have a Happy Easter.
happy-easter第30話「魔人ハサミルゲが待ちぶせて切る!!」

Beer promotion or train car, you make the call

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I think I’ve been on this train before ❮hick❯.
 

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Japan Station @JPNStation
Keihan Railway’s Premium Car is a new service offering spacious reserved seats on express trains between Osaka and Kyoto.
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osakastation.com/the-keihan-main-line-traveling-to-kyoto-from-yodoyabashi-station/

 

 
Our previous reports of luxury Japanese trains without beer promotion:

 



SCREW~!

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The fanclub of the Tokyo Yakult Swallows baseball team likes to SCREW.

Also checkout the Swallows’ English website at: yakult-swallows.co.jp/en/

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A few of our many previous SCREWing reports include:


 


Let’s NUKE China happy!!~

We need to NUKE China happy!!~

Why?

Right now Tokyo is being attacked by Chinese toxic waste—We’re having an air pollution Red Alert only because of China, grrr. That is, I have TWO air purifiers running full blast, and even that can’t clean the that damn Chinese toxic-waste “Yellow Dust” aka koza/コザ/黄砂/Aeolian-Gobi Desert dust full of industrial poisons out of the foul air, ahchoo!

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chinese bio-war, kola