Thanks to wonders of the International Dateline, today is already Halloween in Japan and the cross-cultural shenanigans and miscues are scaring everyone.
The K.K.K., the Kanagawa Keystone Kops of the Kanagawa prefecture of Yokohama have a reputation of having the most cock ups for any of the Keystone Cops in Japan.
However, this latest Keystone Cop escapade takes the prize…
Chief of Kanagawa police molestation division arrested for groping teen
Tokyo Reporter | October 30, 2014
Kanagawa Prefectural Police on Tuesday arrested the head of a train molestation division for allegedly groping a teenage girl in Hiratsuka City…At around 10:00 p.m., Hironori Nagasaki, a 30-year-old head patrol officer, is alleged to have approached the girl, a 19-year-old university student, inside a parking lot in front of JR Hiratsuka Station and fondled her body.
Nagasaki has reportedly admitted to the allegations. “I did a bad thing to her,” the suspect is quoted by police.
Also refer the previous Keystone Cop reports on the 3Yen (2013-06-09):
→ Police officer leaves loaded firearm in supermarket toilet and
→ Police police station door smashed, baton stolen while officer sleeps inside
Happy ‘Obon’ AKA Halloween?
Body of a Courtesan in nine stages of Decomposition; by Kobayashi Eitaku, c. 1870.
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See many more Japanese Halloween photos in the Comments section…
Perfect for your next Japanese lemon party…
Other 3Yen reports of fun Japanese sausages include:
As the 2020 Olympics approach, Japan is preparing for its big Olympic poo push…with signage reminding everyone of their toilet manners.
Toilet Japan.jimdo.com wants us to, think compassion is to clean the toilets in Japan. They also remind us that the Toilet Spirits—Shinto’s Benjo-gami, Suijin, Mawaya-no-kami, et al (Wiki) are waiting with retribution for poor manners.
View all the poo posters at Toilet Japan’s website: toilet-japan.jimdo.com
The loyalty card mascot, Mr. Ponta—tanuki/raccoon dog character, seems very down and depressed at a new Lawson convenience store being finished.
Normally, Ponta-kun is more animated and not so depressed.
Every Halloween for the past 30 years or so, the gaijin/aliens (foreigners) of Tokyo have had a tradition of getting roaring drunk in costume and then turning a couple of cars of the Yamanote commuter line into a “party train” much to the chagrin of sad-sack salarymen.
Please party on the train!
(3Yen / 2008-11-01) →
And, what’s the quickest way to ruin kinky fun? Legalize it…
–On the Tokyu Line between Yokohama’s Chinatown and Tokyo’s Shibuya districts, Tokyu Corporation chartered their own official Halloween Party Train and ruined a lot of the clandestine fun, meh.
To learn more about the original, evil-alien, Halloween Party Train refer to:
• Japan’s Halloween (3Yen / 2014-10-30) Not posted yet
Seventy years ago…
The crew of the sinking Japanese aircraft carrier, HIJMS Zuikaku, give the final Banzai cheer before the ship slips beneath the waves on October 25, 1944.
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Details of the battle and additional photo in the COMMENTS section.
Do you remember the Japanese Boyfriend Arm Pillow ? ↙(2012-11-26)
Or, how about Doggie-bags for bears in Japan ? ↙(2012-11-26)
Well, it bears repeating…*
…The YOU+MORE on-line store [has] cute animal buddies…to offer…
Why nap alone when you can snuggle up in the shoulder of a burly bear?…
*Sometimes you eat the bear—and sometimes the bear eats you…(3Yen / 2009-02-20)
Once again Japan proves its superior robot technology!…
Waxing your banana is now easy with Japan’s latest W-FAP™ that power syncs with your favorite wankadelic videos and kinkyazoid games!
Vorze: Electronic fleshlight that syncs to your favorite movies and ero-games!
—Tokyo Scum Brigade (@TokyoScum) October 23, 2014
And be sure not to miss the previous 3Yen reports on robohand jobs that include:
. . • ‘Talk to the hand’ (3Yen / 2012-04-14)
. . • Handroid — robo-hand (3Yen / 2011-09-03)
. . • Fist of Japan (3Yen.com / 2009-06-30)
And your all-time favorite…
. . • Wanker Expo↓ (3Yen.com /2007-08-01 )
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