Kinky and sacred…Japan’s well-protected National Tree

That steel obi/kimono belt isn’t “近畿 s**t?” (Translation: Kinky as s**t?)

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TEPCO
(Tokyo Electric Power Company)just needs to protect Japan’s national tree, the Sacred Concrete Utility Pole®.

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For more about the hideous charms of Japan’s well-protected National Tree” refer to a few of our many reports including:

 



 


♪ Let’s start WW3 ♫~

‵Let’s start WW3‵ by the Japanese group WORLD ORDER

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Previous appearances on the 3Yen of the group WORLD ORDER include:

 



 

Obviously, you want to buy the balloon floodlight called, “taru_drunkman” (bellow), the happily wasted salaryman mascot for your road construction company, right?
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Of course “Taru_Drunkman” (たるのんべぇ) is a lot more fun than the Lightboy Company‘s sycophantic “Taru_Guardman” (たるガードマン) shown below.

 

Some of our other reports on the charms of Japanese road construction include:

 



 


Make your White Day sweetheart cry

Today is Japan’s “White Day.” Since only women give gifts on February 14—Valentine’s Day in Japan, Japanese men are supposed to (but generally forget to) give a reciprocal Valentine gift today. One “traditional” white Japanese gift possibility could be…

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Goofy Google Translate:
Here’s a great way to reciprocate a Valentine’s chocolate! In return for a Valentine’s chocolate give this on March 14, White Day.
Let’s give a big thank you to your sweetheart for her Valentine’s chocolate with these “Insect Sweets” from the Komatsuya Store in Yokote, Akita prefecture. Your White Day girl should cry and be pleased.

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バレンタインチョコを貰うみんな!ホワイトデーのお返しには秋田県横手市にある「小松屋本店」の虫スイーツで感謝の気持ちを伝えよう!!相手も泣いて喜ぶはず!!通販でも買えるよ。
matsujipic.twitter.com/KYe4BbSfmW— まつじ (@matsujun5213) February 13, 2018

 
Learn more about the fun of Japan’s two Valentine days in our reports:

  • Japanese women dump on Valentine’s chocolates (2006-02-14)
  • Chocolate cock! (2008-01-23)
  • Screwing Valentine’s Day ↓(2006-02-09)

 


All look the same

The candy company, Glico, has a soon-to-be-award-winning TV ad featuring 72 all-look-the-same females in, ′′71.8 SECOND LIFE.′′

 

Our previous reports of all-look-the-same include:

 



 


Topless in Tokyo

Old news from March 6th, but…
Kim Kardashian’s topless noodle-slurping in Tokyo…

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instagram.com/kimkardashian on March 6, 2018…more slurping "news" via Us magazine.

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And, check out our previous “topless” news of Japan including:

 


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Japanese Technology Spreading Worldwide!

Japan’s true engineering triumph—better than the bullet train—the almighty Washlet is spreading worldwide!

Pictograms on Japanese electric toilets approved as global standard
The Japan Times | Feb 26, 2018
Pictograms on how to use Japanese electric toilets have been registered as a global standard in a step aimed at making such signs more familiar to the growing number of foreign tourists visiting the country. Six kinds of pictograms — showing instructions on which buttons to press...more

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And remember…Don’t press the wrong RED BUTTON!
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Our previous reports of Japan’s toilet-tech include:

 


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Polite Japanese ballerinas do fart

That was just a one-off, stealth trial of the horror manga artist, Jinji Ito (Wiki).
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The actual Tokyo Metro manners poster of a polite ballerina is actually more lightheart-farted.
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Our previous art-farty reports include:


 


Doing, Being, etc. — Christ vs Buddha

Jesus CHR!ST! and buttbuddy Buddha
Jesus CHR!ST! and buttbuddy Buddha
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‘Gunny-kun’…soon to be Japan’s newest mascot

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Poor Tom Jellybean (L), the mascot of the American Embassy* has a new rival: Gunny-kun, the Gun-Toting Gun.

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According to Stephen Colbert, Gunny-kun is perfect for the job.
 
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The jellybean was chosen as the embassy’s mascot because the, ‵countless flavors of jellybeans represent the USA’s diversity.‵

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My previous reports of Japan’s loose-character mascots include:

 


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