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Proof Of Ancient Mars Civilization Link To Japanese Culture Discovered On Google Maps
inquisitr.com Sept. 18, 2016
…identical ancient structures on the planet Mars and Japan (Earth) that prove a historical link between Japanese and Martian civilizations. The discovery…proves that Mars aliens may have migrated to Earth and contributed to the development of Japanese civilization…The structure…is identical with the Japanese megalithic tombs or tumuli called Kofun that gave their name to the Kofun era (250-538 A.D.) of Japanese history…more…
In addition to the above “proof” there are the numerous mysterious “dogu”—the clay figures that representing ancient astronauts of Japan. ↓ (wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogū#Pseudoarchaeology)
Also check out our previous reports of real aliens in Japan including:
Yep, Sewerage Day (下水道の日 is today—“9-10″—September 10th.
Sewerage Day even has a crap character mascot, “SuiSui” (スイスイ) kun.
Talk about a crappy job dressing up as sewer fish….
Goofy Google Translate of:
‘Dissemination activities of sewer‘
◆ Every year on September 10th, we have a “Sewer of a Day.”
Since 1961, The Ministry of Land, Infrastructure and Transport has promoted a national sewer day on September 10. Various events by local governments who are sewer operators will hold a “Lively Sewer Festival” across the country.
Our previous sewage related reports include:
A magazine for “Crow Friends” has announced a celebration: Crow's Day…
Crows have their own fan club – カラス友の会 – and magazine. Sept 6th has been declared Crow's Day.
The official Crow’s Day website offers the following explanation of the origin of the day…In Japanese the number 9 is “kyu” and the number 6 is “ro[ku]”. Put them together and you get Kyu-ro, pronounced ‘crow’ (and also similar to kuro meaning black in Japanese).
The website goes on to remind us to, “Take power in your crow love.”
A few of the many 3Yen reports of Japan’s incredible crows include:
Tongue in cheek, the new corporate track “suit” by ASICS is targeting Japan’s salaryman running their rodent race much like the old Regain energy drink TV commercial (see our Comments section).
Watch the rat-race suit in action in the fun ASICS TV commercial with English subtitles below.
A few of our other reports of sadsack salarymen include:
Rakuten, Japan’s biggest electronic commerce and Internet company1 has an ENDLESS [engrish] CHALLENGE™ with their Englishnization2 policy making all its employees conduct business in English.
1Refer to: wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakuten
2Refer to The Japan Times (2015-05-23): Rakuten forges ahead in English
3Refer to: wikipedia.org/wiki/X_Japan
Our previous engrish and Rakuten reports include:
The Adult VR (Virtual Reality) Expo will be held at Tokyo’s Ikebukuro this weekend. moguravr.com/adult-vr-expo-2016
The VR product shown below is described by goofy Google Translate as…
Dream of the penis warp machine— Once the interpolation is to Ona-hole, warp the penis is in the vagina of a favorite of that girl! Different dimension of pleasure strikes you!
Our previous reports of Japanese wanking tech include:
Like Kumamon, this is my pattern every four days for the six month long Tokyo death-summer, grrr.
Our previous krazy Kumamon reports include:
Breaking the bar on Asian stereotypes…
A few of our many previous boner reports include:
This supposedly is a recruitment poster for the Japan’s Self-Defense Forces who are, ″ Looking for people who can defeat Godzilla.″
I figured the above poster was just a Photoshop—But nope, it’s real. So, I helped Goji-chan make something more over-the-top.
A few of our many previous reports of Godzilla include:
Santa brings her hot gifts in mid-August mega-heat at the massive Comiket 90’s cosplay event, which always Japan’s biggest of the year.