Proof: Japanese are aliens!

Japanese Martian linkedClick to view video.

Proof Of Ancient Mars Civilization Link To Japanese Culture Discovered On Google Maps
inquisitr.com Sept. 18, 2016
identical ancient structures on the planet Mars and Japan (Earth) that prove a historical link between Japanese and Martian civilizations. The discoveryproves that Mars aliens may have migrated to Earth and contributed to the development of Japanese civilizationThe structureis identical with the Japanese megalithic tombs or tumuli called Kofun that gave their name to the Kofun era (250-538 A.D.) of Japanese historymore

 

 marvin_martian Japan-flagCommander of Flying Saucer X-2 aka Marvin the Martian

 
In addition to the above “proof” there are the numerous mysterious “dogu”—the clay figures that representing ancient astronauts of Japan. (wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogū#Pseudoarchaeology)
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Also check out our previous reports of real aliens in Japan including:

 



 

Today is Japan’s ‘Sewerage Day’ ~w00t!!

Yep, Sewerage Day (下水道の日 is today—“9-10″—September 10th.
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Sewerage Day even has a crap character mascot, “SuiSui” (スイスイ) kun.
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Talk about a crappy job dressing up as sewer fish….
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sewer-kunGoofy Google Translate of:
Dissemination activities of sewer

◆ Every year on September 10th, we have a “Sewer of a Day.”
Since 1961, The Ministry of Land, Infrastructure and Transport has promoted a national sewer day on September 10. Various events by local governments who are sewer operators will hold a “Lively Sewer Festival” across the country.
Continues...
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Today is Crow’s Day in Japan

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A magazine for “Crow Friends” has announced a celebration: Crow's Day

Crows have their own fan club – カラス友の会 – and magazine. Sept 6th has been declared Crow's Day.

img_e5ed9120fe0aa675d5fee14bdcc81abb via — Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) January 18, 2016

 

The official Crow’s Day website offers the following explanation of the origin of the daycrow-day-explained 9月6日=カラス(クロ―)の日In Japanese the number 9 is “kyu” and the number 6 is “ro[ku]”. Put them together and you get Kyu-ro, pronounced ‘crow’ (and also similar to kuro meaning black in Japanese).

The website goes on to remind us to, “Take power in your crow love.

 
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A few of the many 3Yen reports of Japan’s incredible crows include:

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Salaryman SUIT!

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Tongue in cheek, the new corporate track “suit” by ASICS is targeting Japan’s salaryman running their rodent race much like the old Regain energy drink TV commercial (see our Comments section).
Watch the rat-race suit in action in the fun ASICS TV commercial with English subtitles below.

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A few of our other reports of sadsack salarymen include:

 



 

ENDLESS CHALLENGE®

Rakuten, Japan’s biggest electronic commerce and Internet company1 has an ENDLESS [engrish] CHALLENGE™ with their Englishnization2 policy making all its employees conduct business in English.

Englishnization.

Rakuten Press Release
Google Translate of k-tai.watch.impress.co.jp | August 25, 2016
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YOSHKI of X JAPAN3 will provide a new song, “Endless Challenge,” in a TV commercial for Rakuten’s new “Rakuten Mobile,” a MVNO (mobile virtual network operator) service starting from August 26...more...

 

1Refer to: wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakuten
2Refer to The Japan Times (2015-05-23): Rakuten forges ahead in English
3Refer to: wikipedia.org/wiki/X_Japan

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Japan’s wanking VR ‘release’

The Adult VR (Virtual Reality) Expo will be held at Tokyo’s Ikebukuro this weekend. moguravr.com/adult-vr-expo-2016

The VR product shown below is described by goofy Google Translate as…

quoter leftDream of the penis warp machine— Once the interpolation is to Ona-hole, warp the penis is in the vagina of a favorite of that girl! Different dimension of pleasure strikes you!quoter right

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Our previous reports of Japanese wanking tech include:

 



 

Bearing the days

 
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Like Kumamon, this is my pattern every four days for the six month long Tokyo death-summer, grrr.

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Bar, meet boner.

Breaking the bar on Asian stereotypes…

Japanese pole vaulter’s penis gets in his way at Olympics
nydailynews.com |NEW YORK DAILY NEWS | Monday, August 15, 2016
Well, that’s a hard way to go out.
First, Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s leg touched the bar; then what’s in between his legs touched it, too, knocking it loose from the 5.3 meter heightmore...

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WE WANT YOU (to fight Godzilla)

This supposedly is a recruitment poster for the Japan’s Self-Defense Forces who are, Looking for people who can defeat Godzilla.

 
godzilla sdf poster

I figured the above poster was just a Photoshop—But nope, it’s real. So, I helped Goji-chan make something more over-the-top.
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A few of our many previous reports of Godzilla include:

 

 



X-mas in August?

Santa brings her hot gifts in mid-August mega-heat at the massive Comiket 90’s cosplay event, which always Japan’s biggest of the year.

 
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Sankaku Complex | 2016-Aug-14
Comiket 90, Day 2 “The Epitome of Cosplay!”