My buddy @Pubgobilin gave me a heads-up on what he called a “Penis Party” on 11/11—November 11th, which also happens to be the semi-phallic Pocky Day (3Yen / 2010-11-11). →
11/11 Phallic Worship Summit
goofy Google Translate of www.loft-prj.co.jp
Genital summit of century is finally being held in Osaka at “Loft Plus One West”! ~
Our Japanese faith in the Sex Gods has been handed down from ancient times. Travelers’ guardian deities in the form of phalli quietly protect on the roadsides … In order to protect the phallic worship that is being be lost with modernization, now is the time the power of our Chi to rise—The Phallic Generation.
Our previous puerile posts of Pocky or penile pulchritude include:
Today, October 24th, is Japan’s official Margarine Day, w0oT?!
(“10/24 is Margarine Day”)
Why October 24th?
October 24th is the birthday of the French chemist, Hippolyte Mège-Mouriès, who created margarine as a substitute for butter in 1869 as a result of a request by Emperor Napoleon III (Wiki). Therefore, the Japan Margarine Industry Association picked the 24th for Japan’s Margarine Day.
Refer to the association’s official website at:
margarine-cp.com (goofy Google Translate)
Indonesian streams Þøяn over highway billboard, faces six years in jail
The Japan Times | Oct. 5, 2016
JAKARTA – An Indonesian arrested for hacking into a Jakarta electronic billboard and streaming a Þørn film during rush hour could face up to six years in jail, police said Wednesday.
The Japanese film “Watch Tokyo Hot” was broadcast for 10 minutes on the advertising screen on Friday at a major intersection in the capital, leaving motorists variously amused…more...
Our previous pøяnish reports (that are totallysafeforwork) include:
Sorry about that gitch that took News.3Yen.com off-line for the past day, but…
Here’s GOMIzilla, Godzilla’s little-known, blue-collar cousin from Tokyo.
GOMI (ゴミ) means garbage in Japanese.
Quirky heap at a construction site. #Naha #Okinawa #Japan
• ッツJapan's many faces (@japansmanyfaces) Sept. 25, 2016
Our previous reports about gomi or Godzilla include:
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Proof Of Ancient Mars Civilization Link To Japanese Culture Discovered On Google Maps
inquisitr.com Sept. 18, 2016
…identical ancient structures on the planet Mars and Japan (Earth) that prove a historical link between Japanese and Martian civilizations. The discovery…proves that Mars aliens may have migrated to Earth and contributed to the development of Japanese civilization…The structure…is identical with the Japanese megalithic tombs or tumuli called Kofun that gave their name to the Kofun era (250-538 A.D.) of Japanese history…more…
In addition to the above “proof” there are the numerous mysterious “dogu”—the clay figures that representing ancient astronauts of Japan. ↓ (wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogū#Pseudoarchaeology)
Also check out our previous reports of real aliens in Japan including:
Yep, Sewerage Day (下水道の日 is today—“9-10″—September 10th.
Sewerage Day even has a crap character mascot, “SuiSui” (スイスイ) kun.
Talk about a crappy job dressing up as sewer fish….
Goofy Google Translate of:
‘Dissemination activities of sewer‘
◆ Every year on September 10th, we have a “Sewer of a Day.”
Since 1961, The Ministry of Land, Infrastructure and Transport has promoted a national sewer day on September 10. Various events by local governments who are sewer operators will hold a “Lively Sewer Festival” across the country.
Our previous sewage related reports include:
A magazine for “Crow Friends” has announced a celebration: Crow's Day…
Crows have their own fan club – カラス友の会 – and magazine. Sept 6th has been declared Crow's Day.
The official Crow’s Day website offers the following explanation of the origin of the day…In Japanese the number 9 is “kyu” and the number 6 is “ro[ku]”. Put them together and you get Kyu-ro, pronounced ‘crow’ (and also similar to kuro meaning black in Japanese).
The website goes on to remind us to, “Take power in your crow love.”
A few of the many 3Yen reports of Japan’s incredible crows include:
Tongue in cheek, the new corporate track “suit” by ASICS is targeting Japan’s salaryman running their rodent race much like the old Regain energy drink TV commercial (see our Comments section).
Watch the rat-race suit in action in the fun ASICS TV commercial with English subtitles below.
A few of our other reports of sadsack salarymen include:
Rakuten, Japan’s biggest electronic commerce and Internet company1 has an ENDLESS [engrish] CHALLENGE™ with their Englishnization2 policy making all its employees conduct business in English.
1Refer to: wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakuten
2Refer to The Japan Times (2015-05-23): Rakuten forges ahead in English
3Refer to: wikipedia.org/wiki/X_Japan
Our previous engrish and Rakuten reports include: