Kreepermon©

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Kreepermon©…kinky Kumamon in the creeper mode

creepermon
‵‵ フッフッフッ・・・ おやくま☆〜☆!!~′′
— sayeth the Kumamon, Aug. 10, 2018

 
A few of our many previous reports of creeper Kumamon aka (キモいモーン) include:

 



 


If only he could really…

It is with guilty pleasure I learned that the only Japanese who has ever tried to kill me*, Shoko Asahara, has been hanged.

 
(If only he could really fly.)
"Fake news"!
The Master could not be hanged…The great lightened Sonshi could FLY!!

*Back in the late 1980s, Shoko Asahara‘s doomsday cult crazies used to dance/sing/recruit at my train station…and then they killed 13 people with a Sarin poison gas attack on the same Tokyo subway I used to take to work.
I’m not a big fan of the death penalty, but good riddance.

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Our previous reports of Shoko Asahara and his Aum cult include:

 



 


WOT!?~

 

bender_back_baby
 


THE 3YEN.com IS BACK
, after:

  • The last two weeks of the dread HTTP Error 503, grr,
  • having its database corrupted/down for almost a year,
  • losing the 3yen domain name, and
  • living in low-rent exile at 3yenblog.wordpress.com/.

And, WARNING…The indexes of the comments and posts are still acting a little wonky. Stay tuned.

Nara’s horny deer-monk mascot

Sento-kun manga
Nara’s horny half-deer/half-monk mascot, Sento-kun, was caught out on the street with his antlers’ fully erect rather than their normal horizontal orientation .
Shameful.

SENTO-KUN’S ERECTION
antler angle WHAT?! Street happening
Mainichi Newspaper | 2018 June 01 (Google Translate)

Sento-kun
 

 
Previous “horny” reports include:

 



‘H’

Jake-Gyllenhaal-vs-octopus
muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_4200
Muppets / Celebrity:
Jake Gyllenhaal vs octopus

 

Some of our other “H” (Ecchi / エッチ) and octopus reports include:

 



Japan’s new salarymen…’WALLMONKEYS’

The new Japanese salaryman (3Yen / 2009-08-07) is now called a Wallmonkey
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This is a good way for the hordes of restructured (3Yen / 2005-01-25) salarymen to be more at ease at home alone after forced early retirement (3Yen / 2006-11-14)—Amazon’s product description says that you:

can transform your lonely walls…with freshly printed Wallmonkeys vinyl decals

 


tokyonama-logoshopTokyonama, importer/distributer of original products from Japan–Geneva/Tokyo

Doll-ing in Japan

Youtuber “millna” has what she calls a DOLL HOUSE where: “I want to serve you people as a doll figure!” (ということでドール姿でみなさんを接客したい!—millna @mi_te_yo)

According to Reuters, this self-proclaimed “virtual doll” has taken it to a new level by creating a body suit that looks like a doll and lets you move like a human″″

While the Reuters is totally off-base by calling this offshoot of “dolling” (3Yen / 2013-08-29) the “latest trend” in fashion modeling in Japan. Kigurumi/”dollers” (3Yen / 2015-03-06) have long been a tiny-but-dank subculture in Japan.

 




Tokyo: 2018 or 1968?

 

Near Oshiage Station*. 1968 or 2018?
lowerider-tokyoDave-Southgate @DaveSouthgate7

 

 
It’s 2018.
Those tiny 5.20 tires with pin-thin whitewalls didn’t become a thing until the 1980s in the Lowrider community. In 1968, a lowrider would have fat whitewalls mounted on five-spoke Cragars or Astro Supreme rims.

1968 cadillac coupe de deville
My 1968 Cadillac Coupe de Ville, Hello Kitty edition

 
Our previous reports of Tokyo lowriders (Wikipedia) include:

 



 


Doraemon’s new job

The Tokyo Metro hired Japan’s most loved* manga and anime character, Doraemon, to be the mascot of their multilingual website called susuMetro!.”

susumetro_toujou-hole

The name susuMetro! (すすめメトロ!) plays on word — “susumeru” meaning to “continue” or “move forward” and Metro.


 
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Declared most Japan’s No. 1 character by a recent survey of Japan’s netizens (soranews24.com | 2018/02/01).

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Our previous reports of dorky Doraemon’s jobs include:

 



Japan #RESISTANCE