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3/27/2014

Go, go, GMO girl!

 
said-openI can’t help but think of Genetically Modified Organism when I see these posters every morning.said-closed

GMO-girl
pic.twitter.com/OBfzwOrE4kJapanBlogList (@JapanBlogList) March 26, 2014

gmo for everyone

  

Despite what it looks like in these posters, Yuka Nakayama (中山由香) is not advertising genetically modified foods—She’s a genetically‑modified “campaign girl (girl model featured in an advertising campaign)” for a online foreign exchange brokerage, GMO CLICK Securities—”GMO” stands for Global Media Online.

Supposedly, GMO CLICK is Number 1 in the user-friendliness of their trading tools for FX beginners, but their TV commercials stress the value of Yuka Nakayama as GMO’s zombie fighting, go-go girl. (Note the transexual, gaijin zombie at the 56-second point of the video.)

no-future-GMO

See more videos of GMO’s transexual gaijin zombies and islander cannibals too in the COMMENTS section.


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12/15/2013

DENTAL PECKER™ …from Japan, of course

DENTAL PECKER™ for interdental brushing of teeth by YAMAZEN corporation of Japan, of course.

Click to play the video of Pecker enjoyment…
dental-pecker..


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12/13/2013

Dick-in-in™ Japan

gogo yubari chiaki kuriyama
 
 
  ← “Gogo Yubari” (L) aka Chiaki Kuriyama from Kill Bill (Wiki) wants you to Dick-in-in™ if you feel a cold.
 
 

dickinin-package
 
 
  ← ZENYAKU KOGYO pharmaceutical’s TV commercial for an Ibuprofen cold remedy from their “Jikinin” series of cold medicine for the curiously spelled DICKININ™ (ジキニン錠エースIP).

How do you spell your product’s name in English? Are you sure about that? pic.twitter.com/3iEx8uUlx9
– Johnny Linnert aka @johnnythefuture December 12, 2013


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11/27/2013

Getting FAUKed Japanese style


fack you man

Mo’ betta than the Japanese-engrish “found poetry*” of, wack sack FACK (3Yen 2009-09-11) is getting FAUKed according to K0miTakasan’s twitter…

Japanese fauk girls
Via twitter Japan


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8/30/2013

‘Show you guts cool say what’

—Show you guts cool say what—

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Taken in Tokyo’s Akihabara Station, this classic photo of Japanese educational savvy was originally tweeted by “@kongaricookie,” who had to go into Witness Protection when it exploded in a zillion retweets on August 29, 2013.


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7/10/2013

Japan’s season for coolies

M. O. wrote:
Given the history of the term*, it’s kinda interesting to see it here in Japan…
COOLly SEASON®
cooly-season-sign

coolly-season

Well, they did show some sensitivity by spelling coolie* incorrectly.


COOLly does it all!

features_coolly

From the top left, the instructive graphic above reads:

   “DRY,” full of purple polka dots, anti-cooties, “SOFTo,”
   “COOL,” radioactive, stretchy, sniffs your armpits,
   silver infused, full of dead fish, foreigner friendly, and blocks UV rays.

coolly-logo


* Coolie 苦 力 (pinyin: kǔlì)
wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolie
In 1727 Dr. Engelbert Kämpfer described “coolies” as dock laborers who would unload Dutch merchant ships at Nagasaki in Japan...more…


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6/14/2013

‘I Love Rocks’ —Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty’s said-openI Love Rocks and said-openGays full of lovesaid-closed
love rocks gays
A classic by Sanrio Japan—A reusable Japanese-engrish shopping bag found on eBay

love-rocks-n-gays


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2/5/2013

Teach Teddy Bear English in Japan

So you might ask, “What is it like to teach English in Japan?” Rather than just referring to teach.3yen.com and work.3yen.com to learn about the getting a job in Japan, why not check out the fun of teaching Teddy Bear English —a six part Youtube series?


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To learn more about the fun that can be had teaching engrish in Japan, refer to the following news.3Yen reports:
   • Thousands of foreign engrish teachers hit Japan’s streets (3Yen / 2010-04-22)
   • Good riddens to bad engRish (3Yen / 2010-12-03)
   • A bad case of engRish lessons (3Yen / 2007-12-12)
   • “Thinking of teaching in Japan? Don’t bother” (Amen!) (3Yen / 2006-03-02)
   • 90% of engRish teachers in Japanese schools are incompetent (3Yen / 2005-07-18)
dead Nova rabbit
teach.3yen.com


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1/14/2013

Topless mecha*—from Japan of course

Figurine of Lana Isavia of G.M.P. (Grorie Miritally [sic] Police) from the Japanese anime show “Southern Cross” circa late 1980s

GMP mecha topless
via tokyoscum.tumblr.com

Lieutenant Lana Isavia version with:
   • with all movable joints
   • optional human head or helmet head
   • “openable” chest armor
   • with optional hands and onihole accessories

kit mecha girl topless
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*”Mecha” is imprecise nomenclature for this exoskeleton armor…
Details about Southern Cross can be found at: wikipedia.org…Southern_Cross#Main_characters


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7/25/2012

Toyota names their new car line: Spade, Tar Baby, Burrhead…

Hey, It’s just a word association

toyota names car spade
Toyota claims the name was derived from the words “space” and “wide,” Spade is also a racial epithet that was used against African Americans in the latter half of the 19th and early 20th century.

Via jalopnik.com | July 24, 2012

richard pryor chevy chase word association snl Click to play

The Hulu video above of the “Word Association*” sketch by Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase (Saturday Night Live – 1975) only works in the USA. Sorry. You can view this reconstruction on Youtube or read the script on IMDb.com.


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