Japan’s Miss Universe is a Ninja Sailor Moon

Miss Japan Kurara Chibana in ninja
Who can forget Miss Universe Japan—a ninja high heels—Kurara Chibana? She won the contest’s national costume competition in her ninja bikini (3Yen / 2006-07-19). miss-japan-in-armor
 
Again in 2015 Miss Japan, Keiko Tsuji (3Yen / 2015-01-26), wore Ashigaru armor as her national costume in the preliminaries for Miss Universe.
 
Now in this year’s competition…
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Miss Universe Japan debuts Sailor Moon ninja transformation dress as national costume for 2018
soranews24.com | by Oona McGee | 2018-Nov-23
Yuumi Kato thrills audience at pre-broadcast event by transforming from sexy ninja to magical warrior Sailor Moon in secondsmore...

 
Where is Sailor Bubba (3Yen / 2010-02-16) when we need him to save us?


tokyonama-texitle-logo-2Tokyonama, importer/distributer of original products from Japan–Geneva/Tokyo




Everyday is Halloween…

Everyday is Halloween in Japan…

 

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Student Hikaru-kun on the street in Harajuku wearing a vintage blazer with two neckties….tokyofashion.com
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As I always say, Everyday is Halloween in Tokyo″ (3Yen / 2014-10-31) , (3Yen / 2012-09-13) , (3Yen / 2011-10-29) , etc.
 
A few of our many previous reports of Japanese Halloween include:

 



 


Free WiFi in Tokyo, meh

 

FREE Wi-Fi
NO SEX

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Via @sxexnxa

 

 
Our previous reports of the sad state of Japan’s crappy WiFi include:

 



 


T-shirt truth-in-advertising

 

Skinny Japanese girl’s T-shirt:

Minimal
Form

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  September 24, 2018

 

That skinny Japanese girl was wearing a “Minimal Form” T-shirt from the Euro brand ZARA…No Engrish involved.
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Somehow similarly…
I once took hyper-skinny Japanese sisters on vacation to the Grand Tetons and convinced them to wear The T-shirt.
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A few of our many other fun examples of unintentional Japanese truth-in-advertising include:

 



 


Men’s Elephant Pants with a Suck

Japanese does suck when it comes to guy’s elephant pants, ha, ha.

 
Language Note: “Suck” and ‘sock’ sound the same in Japanese: And, like in British English “pants” means underpants in Japanese.

Previous puerile Pants posts include:

 
 



 



Perfect summer dress for Tokyo

Here’s a perfect summer “dress” for Tokyo’s torrid summer—a seemingly endless five months of more than 30°C (86°F) heat and 90% humidity, arg.

Also, this was on the Japanese news…

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“女子陸上のユニフォーム ヤバくないすか?>#何故このデザインにしたのか”@INUIROCKET
“Women’s athletics uniforms, aren’t they?” #WhyDidYouDesignThis

 

Our previous reports of Japanese swim dressing include:

 



 


Mille-feuiille fashion from Japan

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Here’s a chic Mille-feuiille (French pastry, see right) from Tokyo’s fashion house, “Comme des Garçons*” that’s being shown now at the Paris Fashion Week 2018.

Click to play youtube.
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*The Harajuku fashion house "Comme des Garçons" was the next-door to my former office and I used to hang out with their designers.

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A few of our many stories about Japanese fashion victims include:

 


tokyonama-logoshopTokyonama, importer/distributer of original products from Japan–Geneva/Tokyo




Homewrecker

Wreck me, plee-e-ease.

 

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解体中の友達の家にお邪魔 — 美岳 (@_MITAKE_) June 16, 2017

 

 
quoter leftHomewreckerquoter right   defined.
 

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Also check out our other demolishing reports of:

  • Cruel clogs … red of course (news.3yen.com/2014-04-13/cruel-clogs-tokyos-hooker-parade)
  • World’s tallest demolition machine from Japan (news.3yen.com/2005-10-23/worlds-tallest-demolition-machine-from-japan)
  • Get your Japan news here on the 3Yen one week before… (news.3yen.com/2005-10-30/get-your-japan-news-here-on-the-3yen-one-we)

 



Delusional-mapping in Japan

This new “Delusional-mapping” T-shirt is a great solution to the general titlessness of the Japanese.

 
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Delusional-mapping T-shirt
3,888yen
(goofy Google Translate of ekodworks.com)
[sic] The “Illusion grid” of this T-shirt is a unique delusional mapping technology inflates the grid pattern on the front with a full breast and creates a sense of volume. There is no doubt that people’s attention will be gathered!? The concept of “the wind that looks swollen at the chest” print T-shirt.

  

A few of our many previous itty-bitty titty reports include:

  • Cool, fishy, Japanese titties (news.3yen.com/2012-05-10/cool-fishy-japanese-titties/)
  • Japan’s public broadcaster NHK TV apologizes for bad titties (news.3yen.com/2007-01-02/japan-tv-apologises-for-bad-titties/)
  • tiny ‘n’ toxic (news.3yen.com/2007-09-05/tiny-n-toxic/)
  • japanese titty time (news.3yen.com/2006-09-23/japanese-titty-time/)
  • The banned Pokemon episode (news.3yen.com/2006-02-11/the-banned-pokemon-episode/)