Are we having fun yet?


Yui on the street in Harajuku wearing a handmade tie dye denim jacket over a "Are We Having Fun Yet" crop top, tie dye denim shorts, painted knee socks, sneakers, a round handbag & colorful accessories #原宿 #Tokyo
— Tokyo Fashion (@TokyoFashion) June 12, 2018


Men’s Elephant Pants with a Suck

Japanese does suck when it comes to guy’s elephant pants, ha, ha.

Language Note: “Suck” and ‘sock’ sound the same in Japanese: And, like in British English “pants” means underpants in Japanese.

Previous puerile Pants posts include:



Perfect summer dress for Tokyo

Here’s a perfect summer “dress” for Tokyo’s torrid summer—a seemingly endless five months of more than 30°C (86°F) heat and 90% humidity, arg.

Also, this was on the Japanese news…


“女子陸上のユニフォーム ヤバくないすか?>#何故このデザインにしたのか”@INUIROCKET
“Women’s athletics uniforms, aren’t they?” #WhyDidYouDesignThis


Our previous reports of Japanese swim dressing include:



Mille-feuiille fashion from Japan

Here’s a chic Mille-feuiille (French pastry, see right) from Tokyo’s fashion house, “Comme des Garçons*” that’s being shown now at the Paris Fashion Week 2018.

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*The Harajuku fashion house "Comme des Garçons" was the next-door to my former office and I used to hang out with their designers.

A few of our many stories about Japanese fashion victims include:


tokyonama-logoshopTokyonama, importer/distributer of original products from Japan–Geneva/Tokyo


Wreck me, plee-e-ease.



解体中の友達の家にお邪魔 — 美岳 (@_MITAKE_) June 16, 2017


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Also check out our other demolishing reports of:

  • Cruel clogs … red of course (
  • World’s tallest demolition machine from Japan (
  • Get your Japan news here on the 3Yen one week before… (


Delusional-mapping in Japan

This new “Delusional-mapping” T-shirt is a great solution to the general titlessness of the Japanese.


Delusional-mapping T-shirt
(goofy Google Translate of
[sic] The “Illusion grid” of this T-shirt is a unique delusional mapping technology inflates the grid pattern on the front with a full breast and creates a sense of volume. There is no doubt that people’s attention will be gathered!? The concept of “the wind that looks swollen at the chest” print T-shirt.


A few of our many previous itty-bitty titty reports include:

  • Cool, fishy, Japanese titties (
  • Japan’s public broadcaster NHK TV apologizes for bad titties (
  • tiny ‘n’ toxic (
  • japanese titty time (
  • The banned Pokemon episode (


Vegging out on shoes

Shoes of fruits and vegetables adorn the cover of this month’s GINZA magazine—a special art piece by Yoshida UNI.



A few of our zillion previous reports Japan’s “cruel shoes” include:

  • Cruelly cute shoes . . . from Japan of course (
  • Hello Shoes(tm) (
  • Cruel clogs … Tokyo’s hooker parade (


The bride worn goth



錦戸 彩花‏> @dooon_a | 4 June 2017


Gothic-lolita wedding dress — “kawaii” worn by Ayaka Nishikido


Our previous bride reports include:

  • 40kg Japanese wedding kimono vs the toilet (
  • Japanese bride cries (
  • Bride of Pokemon (


Japanese dress codes

As @waterhoader said, I am 100% for gender equality in the workplace… If my female counterparts can wear skirts, I should be able to wear″ skirts too.male-trump-skirt


Kimono vs toilets

How to go to the toilet in a kimono  .  .  .  not.


Premium pooping—“TOYLET ART”[sic}—a toilet finished with traditional Japanese lacquer


Japanese Factoid:
Traditionally, relieving oneself on a Japanese squat toilet while wearing a kimono was never easy. However in the old-days in Japan, panties did not exist and that made everything easier.
Actually, it’s quite the production at a Japanese wedding involving several ladies when the bride is forced to go to the toilet while wearing an uchikake/wedding kimono that can weight up to 20 kilograms (44 lbs.).
To learn more about Japanese premium pooping at the lacquer toilet’s manufacturer at:

A few of our many previous reports of kimono and toilets include: