Japanese t-shirt sightings

 
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Other clothing engRish…
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JapaJacket engRish: Whose happy “BITCH” are we?

Miss Japan 2016 is half Indian

Priyanka Yoshikawa is this year’s Miss Japan* for the Miss World contest—She is half Indian, which is remarkable in monocultural/monoracial Japan.

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No. 6. Priyanka Yoshikawa — This half-Indian stunner is our dark horse in the pageant.

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*Note: The contests for "Miss World" and the "Miss Universe" are totally different. The Miss Universe Organization is owned by the shithead-of-the-universe, Donald Trump. Miss World is the oldest surviving beauty pageant and from the UK.

 
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Our many previous Miss Japan reports include:

 



 

Salaryman SUIT!

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Tongue in cheek, the new corporate track “suit” by ASICS is targeting Japan’s salaryman running their rodent race much like the old Regain energy drink TV commercial (see our Comments section).
Watch the rat-race suit in action in the fun ASICS TV commercial with English subtitles below.

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A few of our other reports of sadsack salarymen include:

 



 

The eyes have it.

 
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The-rest-of-the-story…
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Anime eyes—What could be freakier and more desired by Japanese?
Japanese women often wear contact lenses with extra-wide tinted outer ring to give the look of a bigger, wider iris to make the entire eye look larger. (3Yen / 2008-09-07) eyes-contacts-190x

A few of our many other reports of Japanese folks worried that their eyes are too small include:

 



 


Fashion Victims ᴙ Us

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nevermind-the-xu ♠MORPH8NE♠からトレンドのロングアームTEE‼️ ブラックでデザインもシンプルのため男性女性、服装のジャンル問わずオススメです✨| 通販>https://t.co/b6SoMpwvfO pic.twitter.com/zc5OVIZQ0g— Nevermind the XU (@nmtxu) August 2, 2016

♠ MORPH8NE ♠ trend long arm TEE!!! Recommended — simple design of black — clothing genderless

 

 

A few of our previous reports of Fashion Victims include:

 



 

The 2020 Tokyo Olympic BABY BIB is now on sale!

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YATTA!
We all can now get the official 2020 Olympic DROOL BIB!
 
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Ok, ok, the rest-of-the-story is the that the emblem of Tokyo’s 202o Olympics was first cursed with an embarrassing withdrawn for plagiarism (3Yen / 2015-07-25) .
Now they have a traditional Japanese design for the Paralympics that unfortunately looks like a drool bib (3Yen / 2016-04-25) for the severely disabled. Oh baby.

 



 

‘Mount and ride me!!~’ —Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Cool Japan's official cultural ambassador* and J-pop idol, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (3Yen / 2013-03-06), now wants you to ride her. That is, Kyary aka Carrie wants you to mount and ride <snerk> her KPP Train on the Seibu railroad.

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Check out Pamyu Pamyu’s knockknees.
She is not trying to just pose cutely. Many Japanese girls walk pigeon-toed (3Yen / 2013-03-06). This so-called charm point (チャームポイント) is called “O-legs / O-kyaku (脚矯正).

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A few of our many previous puerile posts about Pamyu Pamyu’s include:

 
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Kyary Pamyu Pamyu has become the paid poster child for Cool Japan's propaganda blitz. For example:

jpninfo.com Feb 24, 2016 —- In partnership with the government’s movement to promote the tourism industry in Japan under the slogan “Cool Japan,” Universal Studios Japan (USJ) has also come up with “Universal Cool Japan” to attract more tourists with the hottest pop culture trends in the country…more…

 
“Kyary” is deformed engrish for ‘Carrie’—Kyary Pamyu Pamyu’s full name is “Caroline Charonplop Kyary Pamyu Pamyu” (きゃろらいんちゃろんぷろっぷきゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ) {Wikipedia}.



 

‘Hail Mary: The Formation Book for the Mr. Untouchable’ of Japan

A long-time friend of the 3Yen reports…

So there's now a Japanese fashion magazine called Hail Mary: The Formation Book for Mr. Untouchable.
sublight-monster—The Hopeful Monster (@SublightMonster) 2016-06-08

 

hail-maryThe official website of “Hail Mary” for mens fashion describes its mission as:

…a Formation book for 'Mr. Untouchable' ... who wants to be the real man with intelligence and wild (sic) like James Bond or Indy Jones.″

 



 

Steam punk gynecology for GYNOIDs

Japanese sex doll maker, Orient Industry, is now showing their life-size love dolls in the “Artificial OTOME (girl) Museum” at the Vanilla Gallery in Tokyo.
Orient Industry says that these GYNOID love dolls are for:
not only the collectors who love to live with them, but also others including widowers.″

Watch the video of the GYNOIDS and stream punk gynecology in our Comments section.

 
A few of our many previous GYNOID reports include:

 



 

Hinky-chu’s lingerie

Starting Friday, the Japanese apparel company, “Peach John,” will be offering a hinky line of Pikachu lingerie via their YUMMY MART brand…
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Peruse our previous puerile Pikachu and Pokémon pulchritude posts: …(all SafeForWork)