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So there's now a Japanese fashion magazine called Hail Mary: The Formation Book for Mr. Untouchable.
—The Hopeful Monster (@SublightMonster) 2016-06-08
The official website of “Hail Mary” for mens fashion describes its mission as:
″ …a Formation book for 'Mr. Untouchable' ... who wants to be the real man with intelligence and wild (sic) like James Bond or Indy Jones.″
Japanese sex doll maker, Orient Industry, is now showing their life-size love dolls in the “Artificial OTOME (girl) Museum” at the Vanilla Gallery in Tokyo.
Orient Industry says that these GYNOID love dolls are for:
″ not only the collectors who love to live with them, but also others including widowers.″
Watch the video of the GYNOIDS and stream punk gynecology in our Comments section.
A few of our many previous GYNOID reports include:
Starting Friday, the Japanese apparel company, “Peach John,” will be offering a hinky line of Pikachu lingerie via their YUMMY MART brand…
Peruse our previous puerile Pikachu and Pokémon pulchritude posts: …(all SafeForWork)
Not an April Fool’s story…
Japan Lipstick Industry Is Projected to Reach a Significant Height in Its Market Growth as the 2016 Consumer Demands Are Evolving
…a detailed analysis of this industry on the basis of the ongoing market trends, in addition to the market drivers, demand inhibitors, resource utilization, market challenges…
SBWIRE — 04/01/2016 blah, blah, blah…
YVE-style.com/makeup/japanese-makeup-style: The above photo was labled “traditional” Japanese makeup, ha, ha.
Our previous lipstick reports include:
♫It’s All About the Benjamins.♫*
*“Benjamins” or Bens is slang for $100 bills, a reference to Benjamin Franklin’s image on the largest denomination of US currency.
Also note that “ben” (くそ) means poo in Japanese, which can make introducing yourself fun in Japan if you are named Benjamin.
Previous reports of the creepy clogs of Nippon include:
Q: So, Tokyo still winterish and there has been a cold drizzle for past week and half…What do you wear?
A: An inflatable cat raincoat of course.
See an additional cat-lady closeup in the Comments section…
A few our many(‽) previous inflatable and raincoat reports include:
As a matter of public policy, fat-shaming is the law in Japan…and I’m big outlaw*…
Japan doesn't sugar coat clothing sizes.
—Turning Japanese (@TurningJapanesa) Feb. 22, 2016
*I’m 210 lbs, 6 foot 1 inch (95 kg / 185 cm) I used to get nagged at work by my bosses about me being sumo size. →
(Professional sumo has a size minimum of 173 cm and 75 kg or 5ft 7in / 165 lbs.) .
Japan’s `Metabo law´ (METABOlic syndrome) states that people must stay below a government-mandated waistline of 35.4 inches (90cm) for men and 33.5 inches (85cm) for women, which is policed through an annual mandatory health check up.
Companies with more than a certain percentage of over-the-waist-limit employees are slapped with a fine. Overweight employees must attend “re-education camps” aka counselling sessions, and they are subjected to monitoring. Fatsos can be denied promotion and even be demoted as part of their performance review.
Previous 3Yen reports of Japan’s debu/fatso folk include:
Many times* I have reported about Japan’s Cruel Shoes, but these are cruelly cute…
The previous reports of cruel-ish shoes here include:
The entire process from creepy contact lenses to creating a double eyelid (二重 作り方) to base makeup to contouring to eye makeup to “hangover” blush lipstick, and mermaid scales looks so much fun…especially the homemade “eyetape” part of the tutorial.
Other 3Yen reports of Japanese eye torture and makeup include:
David Bowie Dead —Billboard | 2016Jan11
He just released his 25th album, Blackstar, Jan. 8, which was his 69th birthday.