Guess the gender and species—Photos of an alien captured by Tokyo Fashion in Harajuku!
Previous reports of my fellow ALIENS include:
Hinky Xmas: Japanese “neck corset”…Bear Goro
‘SEX’ and ‘Humanity is error’
Here’s Microsoft’s Blue-Screen-of-Death reinterpreted as a bomber jacket for sale in Tokyo’s fashion-victim district of Harajuku.
Previous 3Yen reports erroneous humanity and sex in Japan include:
Here’s proof of the evils of racist cultural appropriation*…’Bearded Hipsters† in Silky Kimonos.’
‘Bearded Men in Silky Kimonos’ is a Pin-Up Calendar For Lovers of Hirsute Men
Broadly | Nov. 16, 2015
Kate Cooper-Owen came up with the idea when staying at a friend’s house. Her friend’s boyfriend sidled into the kitchen in the morning in a silken robe: “It had this beautiful cherry blossom pattern on it,” she remembers. “It wasn’t a kimono in the strictest sense, but it was such a amazing look. I pretty much said on the spot, ‘This should be a calendar.'” Just over a year later, the 2016 calendar is now in the pre-order phase, shot by fashion photographer Woland...more...
*Earlier this year, there were noisy protests of kimono wearing events as “cultural appropriation”:
Boston museum cancels ‘Kimono Wednesdays’ after racism protests (AP news | July 7, 2015 )
†Full disclosure: I have a very full goatee.
Kimono-cultural appropriation problems have also been covered by the 3Yen including:
Way, waaaay back in the Dawn-of-Time, I posted this Internet classic of Japanese good taste, the Boobie Scarf.
Today, I noticed the similar Japanese “scarf,” the Shrimp Scarf/Neck Pillow.
Speaking of Mannerly manners trained in Japan (3Yen 2015-11-03, 11:30am), check out the Tokyo Fashion Police busting a Japanese salaryman for wearing a bright yellow suit and having clashing green helmet hair on the Metro. ↓
Now that Japan’s horrid, torrid Dog Days* are full force, I’ll present…
Japanese Hat Parasol in Place with Ribbed Edge Extending Well over Wearer’s Shoulders
via Mostly Forbidden Zone (tumblr)
Putting the “flash” in Flash Mob…
The Japan Swimsuit Association want to make sure we all flashed in this Tokyo event.
July 14th is Nude Day, which is a grrreat way to beat the continuing Japanese heat wave and get in step with “Cool Biz”—Japan’s casual business wear campaign (3Yen link).
Garbage in Japan is incinerated (not placed in landfills). Before putting it out for collection you have to first separate it into many categories (R) that broadest being ‘burnable’ or ‘non-burnable’ (details).
Looking at this years fall fashions of Comme Des Garcons Aoyama™, you gotta ask:
• Is a bored Japanese fashion model wearing full trashbags a ‘burnable’ or ‘non-burnable’?
• Is an embarrassed model wearing used adult diapers a ‘burnable’ or ‘non-burnable’?
Previous 3Yen reports about garbage/fashion include: